RegurgitatE

Doesn't anyone believe the end of the world is less than a month away?

yesterday

Do I look like I'm sure about anything?

Where are we going?

Are you gonna take me too?

Did I post a pic of my Shack somewhere?

Is this all we do in Canada eh? Say Hello and disappear... lol


High!

Why support the Crooked Rich?

Yourpieiscute

Q: How do you know you are watching Canadian TV?

A: The actors are the same in the show and the commercials.

She once tended bar in a far off village, that was once a haven for her people. The People lived in harmony with nature, until the Demon Hordes came from below, even The Knights couldn't prevent the nearly total extinction of the Wee Folk.

She spent many a night with Bluebeard in her arms. She knew he carried a heavy burden and suspected he had been infected with the essence of evil. So it wasn't a surprise that he left in the middle of the night all those years ago.

She grieved his leaving and the loss of her people. She left even before the Knights of the Order moved on. Wandering for years she had almost given up hope that she would ever see Bluebeard again, she felt though he may be gone and broken but he wasn't fully dead yet.

Her race was long lived and she had seen many Kings, Countries and Empires come and go. The world always moves on. No one seemed to believe in fighting evil anymore, the taint was in everyone and everything, a taint so subtle it was accepted.

One day as she was going about her business in this modern world of Artificial Magics and Evil, she had a vision of Bluebeard in a desert. She knew this might be her only chance...

Johnny thinks he hears a tune called Lets Do The Time Warp, meh I must be freaking delirious or dead... Whump Ugh I guess not Johnny half grunted as he managed to cast another web shield... he knew it wouldn't last long, his life force was very low, he could barely find the energy for speech. But speak he must, it might be his only chance for life.

Johnny spoke directly into the giant's mind...

" I never knew Illyana had a husband, I'm sorry for your loss. I admit I did love her ( the giant went berzerk and started pounding on Johnny's shield) but our relationship was all professional. She knew the risks of the job and took it anyway. yeah you can kill me, but its not gonna bring her back, if you really want revenge ...

Adziel rode through the desert on an azz with no name. He headed directly towards an unseen underground cavern, he knew 3 ley lines crossed through the cavern. It would be as strong a place as any to face Bluebeard.



Bluebeard paced as he raged against all, he no longer knew what brought it on, he just reveled in its power as it consumed him. Even in the midst of a blind rage he could taste the ripples of energy, someone or something was upsetting the balance of things, probably making a play for power. The thought warmed him, for he did love power and he loved to feed on those who thought they had power. But for now he needed a snack, grabbing the closest servant, he drained their life essence. He began to prepare for battle.

Well you know those Acme Super Sucking Machines are just...

"Just what in the seven hells is going on here?" Tara asked as she squinted at...


A girl walking towards them wearing pretty red shoes and singing, " Pretty little bluebirds sing..." And it seemed like her picnic basket was barking.

The girl stopped before them with a curtsey and a lavish giggle and said "

Johnny's mind went to a far off place, he just hope his body would endure...


Back in the 2360s things were crazy in the Outer Limits System, key players needed silencing and Johnny took the Jobs and hired the Guns. Illyana was an Amazonian Rogue, she was the best Blade Singer this side of Fart Scape. He chose her for a most likely suicide mission, but she gladly took the job, she would never back down from a challenging job.

Well **** hit the proverbial fan and hit it hard. Illyana killed her target but and Johnny could only guess here, she was about to get caught and blew the whole compound to Space Dust.

Until today Johnny never knew Illyana had a husband...

it might squirt.

Then you'll have to call Mrs. ...

Eventually She'll Win

Zodiac

Minds Mingle Maliciously