I saved a ton on my car insurance....

well it's 1:08 here so I'd go by my time since I gave ya the go ahead... whoot wooooo

nope,it's past noon and you have no responsibilities as a parent so I'd join you however I am due to drive 9 hours soon...

time to go

nope the sun


likes chocolate more than sex

I have changed my hair color for my bf but it was a color that I liked also....

you are welcome..

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.
--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Most of us make trouble for ourselves by over-reacting to what others say or do. We have conditioned ourselves to see everyone else as "the enemy" rather than look within ourselves for the real cause of our distress.

If we can pause long enough to uncover our own hidden discomfort and distorted attitudes before we react with harsh criticism or vindictive silence, we can change our destructive first impulses into a loving interchange between individuals.

Today let me not be quick to criticize or condemn another. I will look at others as friends, not as foes, on my journey toward self-discovery.

not today

and we have bananas not pickles.....

we can't come as we are dogsitting

I need to be in a happy place...I was in that miserable place and I feel my blood pressure reaching dangerous highs....

Hi Judy

no way

is going on a date soon

The Importance Of Relationships
Be Interested in Others
by Mac Hammond


Dale Carnegie once said, "You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years of trying to get other people interested in you."

This wise saying describes another key to organizational growth. The Bible echoes this truth when it says, "If you want friends, you must show yourself friendly." This is the essence of the business buzzword, "relationship marketing."

My question for you is: "Which saying better describes your heart toward a new client or contact—'What's in this for me?' or 'What can I do for you?'"

now I am trying to find a photo of me drinking.....

hey there... are ya'all happy?

seems down to earth


oops sorry thought we had to rate the profile

she gets a 10

even though I do not know you, here : (((HUG)))

> I called my friend Andy Sable, a
> gastroenterologist, to
> make an
> appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later,
> in
> his office,
> Andy
> showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy
> organ
> that
> appears to go all over the place, at one point passing
> briefly
> through
> Minneapolis .
>
>
> Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a
> thorough,
> reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but
> I
> didn't really
> hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking,
> quote,
> 'HE'S
> GOING TO
> STICK A TUBE
> 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!'
>
> I left Andy's office with some written instructions,
> and a
> prescription
> for a product called 'MoviPrep,' which comes in
> a box large
> enough to
> hold
> a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later;
> for
> now suffice
> it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the
> hands of
> America's
> enemies.
>
> I spent the next several days productively sitting around
> being
> nervous.
> Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my
> preparation.
> In
> accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any
> solid food
> that day; all
> I
> had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with
> less
> flavor.
> Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two
> packets
> of powder
> together in a one-liter plastic jug, then you fill it with
> lukewarm water
> (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is
> about
> 32 gallons)
>
> Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an
> hour,
> because
> MoviPrep tastes - and here I am being kind - like a
> mixture of
> goat spit and
> urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.
>
> The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody
> with
> a great
> sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a
> loose watery
> bowel
> movement may result.' This is kind of like saying that
> after you
> jump off
> your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.
>
> MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too
> graphic,
> here, but:
> Have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty
> much
> the
> MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are
> times
> when you wish
> the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours
> pretty much
> confined to
> the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate
> everything. And
> then, when
> you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink
> another
> liter of
> MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your
> bowels
> travel into the
> future and start eliminating food that you have not even
> eaten
> yet.
>
> After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep.
> The next
> morning
> my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not
> only was
> I worried
> about the procedure, but I had been experiencing
> occasional
> return bouts
> of MoviPrep spurtage. I was thinking, 'What if I
> spurt on
> Andy?' How
> do
> you apologize to a friend for something like that?
> Flowers
> would not be
> enough.
>
> At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that
> I
> understood
> and totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms said.
> Then
> they led me
> to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went
> inside
> a little
> curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of
> those
> hospital
> garments designed by sadist perverts, the kind that, when
> you
> put it on,
> makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually
> naked.
>
> Then a nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in
> my
> left hand.
> Ordinarily I would have fainted, but Eddie was very good,
> and I
> was
> already lying down. Eddie also told me that some people
> put
> vodka in
> their MoviPrep. At first was ticked off that I hadn't
> thought of
> this, but
> then
> I pondered what would happen if you got yourself too tipsy
> to
> make it to the
> bathroom, so you were staggering around in full Fire Hose
> Mode.
> You would
> have no choice but to burn your house.
>
> When everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the
> procedure
> room,
> where Andy was waiting with a nurse and an
> anesthesiologist. I
> did not see
> the 17,000-foot tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around
> there
> somewhere.
>
> I was seriously nervous at this point. Andy had me roll
> over on
> my left
> side,
> and the anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the
> needle in my
> hand. There was music playing in the room, and I realized
> that
> the song
> was 'Dancing Queen' by Abba. I remarked to Andy
> that, of all
> the
> songs
> that could be playing during this particular procedure,
> 'Dancing
> Queen'
> has
> to be the least appropriate. 'You want me to turn it
> up?' said
> Andy,
> from
> somewhere behind me. 'Ha ha,' I said. And then it
> was time, the
> moment
> I
> had been dreading for more than a decade. If you are
> squeamish,
> prepare
> yourself, because I am going to tell you, in explicit
> detail,
> exactly what
> it was like.
>
> I have no idea. Really. I slept through it. One moment,
> Abba was
> shrieking
> 'Dancing Queen! Feel the beat from the tambourine
> ...' and the
> next
> moment,
> I was back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow
> mood.
> Andy was
> looking down at me and asking me how I felt. I felt
> excellent. I
> felt even
> more excellent when Andy told me that it was all over, and
> that
> my colon had
> passed with flying colors.
>
> I have never been prouder of an internal organ.

here is the article:




— A pact made by a group of teens to get pregnant and raise their babies together is at least partly behind a sudden spike in pregnancies at Gloucester High School, school officials said.
Principal Joseph Sullivan told Time magazine in a story published Wednesday that the girls confessed to making the pact after the school began investigating a rise in pregnancies that has left 17 girls at the school carrying a child. Normally, there are about four pregnancies a year at the school.

Sullivan told Time that nearly half of the expecting students, none over 16, were involved. Sullivan said students were coming to the school clinic multiple times to get pregnancy tests, and "seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were."


VIDEO: Massachusetts high schoolers make pregnancy pact

Some of the girls reacted to the news they were pregnant with high fives and plans for baby showers, Sullivan said. One of the fathers "is a 24-year-old homeless guy," Sullivan told the magazine.

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Superintendent Christopher Farmer confirmed the deal to WBZ-TV, saying the girls had "an agreement to get pregnant."

He said the girls are generally "girls who lack self-esteem and have a lack of love in their life."

The first reports of the students' apparent plan to get pregnant were in the Gloucester Daily Times in March, when Sullivan said students were reporting that the girls were getting pregnant on purpose.

The rash of pregnancies has shaken the seaside city about 30 miles north of Boston. Last month, two officials at the high school health center resigned to protest the resistance from the local hospital to the confidential distribution of contraceptives. The hospital administers the state money that funds the clinic.