MSN blows goats. I have proof.

Damn. I knew I'd been doing something wrong all this time.

Dear Diary, Can a white guy get an afro --- desiac?

Webcams are evil. If Sally exposing himself isn't proof, I don't know what is...

Awesome. It does feel good to be working.

That's awesome.

I knew I should've moved to Canada.

Really? I just use acetone and turpentine.

Hey everbody! It's Rare's beard!!!

Oh and Rare too.

And more importantly... does the lemon taste better pierced?

Nope. That's ok. They're on the list too.

((((myka))))

Hope you made it home then.

You put sugar in your beer? That's just sad.

I like bacon. And cheese.

Oh but she can.

Serves them right. Imagine. Trying to park on their own driveways. What a bunch of arrogant bastards!

Only once? You haven't been hanging out on the right threads then.

Which terminology?

A CUP OF SUGAR? What are you, some kind of big girl or something?