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Mon 01/07/08 01:47 AM
Gogo gadget laptop:

1.8ghz proc
1g ram
160gb hd
AMD turion 64
ATI rad
Atheros wireless
and a screen almost big enough to read stuff on

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Mon 01/07/08 01:37 AM
3x no, I'm actually nicely sedated

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Mon 01/07/08 01:35 AM
OMG let's talk battlestar galactica . . . starbuck is HOT!

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Mon 01/07/08 01:08 AM
I know, I had that happen to me before, boy was that awkward, until I found out it was Patrick Swayze.

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Mon 01/07/08 12:57 AM
Read the book of Job, that guy had a ****ed up life

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Mon 01/07/08 12:55 AM
hah, that's funny, and not even cause I'm drunk

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Mon 01/07/08 12:53 AM
all I can say is drugs, drugs, drugs. A nice little sleeping pill, and a beer. Note: sleeping pill can be substituted with an irish friend who punches you in the face. Also, a beer can be replaced with a 12pack of beer

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Mon 01/07/08 12:47 AM
neither old nor mature, and every time I check, not female

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Mon 01/07/08 12:45 AM
it works really well, IF, when you exit the elevator you turn to the people in the elevator and say "Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening."

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Mon 01/07/08 12:31 AM
I have a bad habit of making action noises everywhere i go, although the "door opening" sound from Robocop is still my favorite

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Mon 01/07/08 12:27 AM
if you mean to get drunk go with whiskey, if you're actually trying to clean stuff go with formula 410 (not 409), apparently it burns giant holes in walls

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Mon 01/07/08 12:24 AM
you're not drinking it are you? It works much better as a cleaning agent . . . It's an ancient chinese secret

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Mon 01/07/08 12:13 AM
I think that means you're unemployed

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Mon 01/07/08 12:10 AM
It only works when the guy treats the chick like another one of the guys, and/or like a sister. The opposite is not true however, do not treat the guy like a chick, it's a total buzz kill. Generally it means being a retarded, blunt, and funny creature, that's always up for a beer, a burger, and possibly some fisticuffs.

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