A partner in crime?!

I've been meaning to get into the whole super villain scene, but haven't been able to find a quality sidekick.

Traveling/adventuring around the world with the one I love.

Having a well paying job but not forgetting about what is more important in life.

Sex is like pizza. Even when it is bad, it is still pretty good.

Having said that, I've been doing the no sex for almost a year now so I'll pick that one and ride it out.

Or wait until you're in bed to say that. Say that and try to hold on as long as possible. We call it the bucking bronco.

If she is unwilling/uncertain to tell you about her sexual past that should be a warning flag.

There was this one time where six of my friends(four of us guys and two gals) and I somehow decided it would be hilarious to streak down the main street of our city. So we did it and as we were running down the street a cop pulls up behind us and started chasing us. He chased us for a good 10 minutes before we all lost him by hopping a fence and running through a local wooded park.

As it turns out someone took pictures of the pursuit and there was an short article with a picture of three of us, myself included, bare assed being chased by a cop with the article headline "Chase end in a catASStrophe"

It is pretty much the proudest moment of my life.

Grey tanktop
Board shorts

I get to know the woman before jumping in bed with her. Helps avoid the whole not sure if they have a "dirty" history before it begins.

Hell no. They are an EX for a reason.
Having said that, I can be civil and friendly around them (depending on how things ended)

I set up a sanctuary and cared for bears in Australia for 50 years.

I guess you could say I had the proper Koalafications to do so.

Are oranges called oranges because they are orange in colour. Or is the colour called orange because oranges are orange in colour?

Jesus Christ. Being with her must be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

If I like them as a person why wouldn't I?

Though I don't personally think there is such a thing as true bisexuality, as no one can be 50/50 sexual. "Bisexuals" will always have a bias to a certain sex and I think that just means they are a confused hetero/homo who has not determined which sex to stick with.

And just to be clear, I have no problems with other people's sexual orientation etc, just when people mislabel something.

I blame Obama's healthcare plan.

Boxer briefs.

Don't like the whole....dangling around feeling when trying to sleep.

Life without sex? That was called Elementary school.

First I would end the relationship with the girlfriend, and then beat the ever lasting **** out of my "friend".

There are lines you just do not cross both as a friend and as a man.

Run trains on you?

Woke up and there is a Three Stooges marathon going on that I am going to watch before work. It will be a good day.

If your hands are constantly cold, it is more than likely a problem with your blood circulation.