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I might be a moron but I am not lazy!
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I love to say this and figured I'd pass it on to you 2, I'm going cautiously ask to be quoted even though I'm not 100% sure I'm the first person to say it. "we're only here for a little while so do whatever makes you smile. Lifes too short, my only regrets are the shots at happiness I didn't take." I hope it helps someone that sees it the way it's helped me!
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No worries mate.....might have trouble replying tonight business is busy.. |
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Pretty Filipina here.
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Haha! Thanks. Lol! But maybe i'll just wait for the right guy to come along. If its meant to happen it will happen :) 
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I love it! I'll bring myself and my devilish charm and we'll call it even?... Most people say that's a good trade!.... **** I hope you buy this line of bull dust...
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Hey man, this place is starting look like home for you? got beer here dude????  You know since you said Aussies always gotta supply!
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Edited by
FunnyJ
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Fri 08/29/14 11:18 PM
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Ive had people I thought were creepy after me, but Ive been blunt and direct for many years, so I dont wind up in relationships with anyone I have doubts about. 
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Satisfied
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Ladies...is it necessary to have a battery operated replacement when you are already in a relationship to sexually satisfy you?   
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Satisfied
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Ladies...is it necessary to have a battery operated replacement when you are already in a relationship to sexually satisfy you?
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Satisfied
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On a serious note though, why is it that if a man doesn't get off women say theres something wrong with him but if the woman doesn't get off, theres still something wrong with the man?
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Satisfied
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I don't think so, I don't mean to brag or anything but I'm pretty sure I satisfied my last date pretty well! I could tell by the way she answered when I asked, she was like "yeah, yeah you were great. Look can I get the money?" That sounds like a totally satisfied woman to me! No batteries needed!
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That picture gave me some horrible flash backs... I really need a hug now. I'm thinking I won't be watching it, I'll get confused and think it's a documentary of my ex and I.
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Topic:
Pretty Filipina here.
Edited by
FunnyJ
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Fri 08/29/14 03:51 PM
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I'll keep my eyes open for you! If I find any cute and handsome guys I'll send them your way! 
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I almost did marry one, and she almost did shoot me with my own gun. I walked into our bedroom to find her pointing my 38 snub nose directly at my chest and then she pulled the trigger. Thank god she wasn't smart enough to crack the puzzle of how to load it and that I didn't keep it loaded. She realized it was unloaded and shrugged her shoulders and asked what I wanted for dinner and I thought to myself, she forgot to say "since you're staying."
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Is it bad you pretty much exactly described me? I'm psychopath bait. That makes sense though, I fall for guilt trips all the time.
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I've met a few suspected psychopaths and not the fun loving easy going kind you see in the movies! I'm talking real no joke stab you with a fork and giggle type. I'm wondering if I'm alone in this attracting psychopaths or if there are others out there! I just want to not get choked for using the wrong fork.
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It's like a swear box except it's full of people and has a bar and I only get money out! Comedy club vs swear box, comedy club wins by TKO!
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I always watch my language, I watch as it brings me lots of ****ing money! People usually pay me to be funny and use bad language but I give it to you good people as a gift!
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