" Passing gas without warning around your man is a major flag that
you're getting too comfortable, especially if you aren't married.
Ladies, if you want to get that ring on your figer, continue to lock
yourself in the bathroom or take a quick walk around the house to let go
of that silent killer. And if it's just one of those involuntary
exhaustions that slip out, be sure to tell your man how sorry you are.
Men like to assocate thir women with aromas such as flowers and candy,
not rotten eggs."

I can see past the gas. We do it too. Just don't try to decorate my
place. MY place.

theres been a few times where she had slipped.

A sign a women is just too comfrtable is when she doesn't shave her legs
in the winter time.

or the summer

yea......

Okay guys that is not comfortable that is just pure lazy

absolutely correct

LMAO Poor guy

When she leaves her make-up at your place..

she leaves make-up at your place in the hopes you might start using
it... :0)

You know your girl is too comfortable when she walks into your messy
bachelor-pad bathroom, but doesnt make a face. Nope, no reaction at all.
You're kinda used to her saying, "hey, this place is disgusting".

So instead, she just grabs all the newspapers, the half-empty tubes of
toothpaste, dirty socks, the frayed toothbrushes - all that clutter, and
just scoots it all into the garbage, without a word. Then she looks at
you wondering if you'd fit in the bag, or will she need a Hefty
Maxi-Sack.

Piffs and Mike.......... tooo funny
how about, she moves what you call a tooth
brush to make room for hers..

When going out in public with YOU only requiers sweets, a sweater, and a
hair tie.

ouch, Golf that's a bad..big bad...

PRETTY MUCH!!!

Hey Golf, I went out with her too...lmfao

Damn, did she bite you also. LOL

Biting? Who is Biting?


That is bad.

Your right hard biting is bad, but nibbles are great, and alittle lite
biting is hot. LOL