Topic: What you give a woman
somewhatshy2's photo
Sat 09/13/08 12:10 PM
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.


If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.


If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart .
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.





So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of sh*t.

irad8you's photo
Sat 09/13/08 12:18 PM
I offer a 12 pack.........hello case of beer lol

grneyedldy1967's photo
Sat 09/13/08 12:18 PM
Hehe you are soooo right! I love this!! drinker

no photo
Sat 09/13/08 12:25 PM
drinker drinker flowerforyou drinker

stoneagesmurf's photo
Sat 09/13/08 12:27 PM
Well hell, what happened to the money I gave em.. I didn't get any

no photo
Sat 09/13/08 12:36 PM
drinker :banana: drinker :banana: drinker :banana: Love it!!laugh

BobbyJ's photo
Sat 09/13/08 12:46 PM
If you give her a diamond, you get a diamondback!

--lyrics from "Venom in Denom" by Junior Brown

Dragoness's photo
Sat 09/13/08 12:54 PM
True of a good woman anyway.:wink: laugh

scoundrel's photo
Sat 09/13/08 12:55 PM
This actually makes sense, in a businesslike fashion.

Guys, envision yourself as an employer...trusting the lady to make the most of whatever. She knows perfectly well that her security and your trust are on the line with each of her decisions.

So, what if your lady deserves a 'hiring bonus', and certainly a raise? It's your function to chart the path to success, for the household, just like the captain of any ship.

IMO

flame1cutie's photo
Sat 09/13/08 01:08 PM
drinker drinker flowerforyou

Rapunzel's photo
Sat 09/13/08 01:31 PM

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.


If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.


If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart .
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.





So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of sh*t.





that is so very true!!! flowerforyou drinker flowerforyou



you'd think men would figure this out by now...frown


and give us the love and respect we so deservedrinker







Rapunzel's photo
Sat 09/13/08 01:32 PM

True of a good woman anyway.:wink: laugh



exactly...drinker

true of a good woman, for sure!!! happy

120557's photo
Sat 09/13/08 02:27 PM

give us the love and respect we so deservedrinker







I did and she multiplied it by doing what she wanted-running around.

FETTS61's photo
Sat 09/13/08 04:38 PM
give her all the above and she gives you a divorce....LOLflowerforyou

Rapunzel's photo
Wed 09/17/08 08:26 AM


give us the love and respect we so deservedrinker







I did and she multiplied it by doing what she wanted-running around.



i'm so sorry that happened to you sad :cry: sad


well, please don't give up noway noway noway




there are quite a few of us flowerforyou

who are capable of real love ,drinker

commitment, loyalty & fidelity :heart:

Rapunzel's photo
Wed 09/17/08 08:27 AM
Edited by Rapunzel on Wed 09/17/08 08:29 AM

give her all the above and she gives you a divorce....LOLflowerforyou


you just chose the wrong woman...:cry:

please don't give in to resignation...noway

not all of us are sheisters...flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou