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Topic: A one time magical offer!
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Wed 12/03/08 01:53 PM
Step right up folks! You have this one time offer!

You have a choice between 2 million dollars but you are cursed to never have sex or love for 25 years. If you try your nose grows like pinnochio a full 6 inches each time and surgery isn't possible!

or your second choice is to have sex and love if you find it here on minglelaugh but you remain poor for the rest of your life.

Which would you take?

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Wed 12/03/08 01:58 PM
i'd take love and sex over money anyday. money comes and goes, but time spent in love and eros is invaluable. besides which, i really like girls and you couldn't pay me enough to give you ladies up.frustrated

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Wed 12/03/08 02:03 PM
But, if I stay poor and happen upon a true love who happens to have money, I could really have it all, huh??? :wink:

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Wed 12/03/08 02:06 PM
Edited by papersmile on Wed 12/03/08 02:07 PM

if my nose grew six inches each time i tried, i would soon be able to just screw myself.

as such:

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!

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Wed 12/03/08 02:13 PM


if my nose grew six inches each time i tried, i would soon be able to just screw myself.

as such:

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!


oh gosshh that is sooo funny! I am on the floor laughinglaugh

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Wed 12/03/08 02:14 PM

But, if I stay poor and happen upon a true love who happens to have money, I could really have it all, huh??? :wink:


so clever you are:wink:

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Wed 12/03/08 02:14 PM
I just want Papersmile ohwell

SimplyElla's photo
Wed 12/03/08 02:14 PM
Rather be rich in love and sex than in pocket. smile2
Make good money with my job as it is and can afford what I want and need to live happy tongue2

PATSFAN's photo
Wed 12/03/08 02:14 PM
:banana: Money,money,money, screw everything else:banana:

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Wed 12/03/08 02:14 PM

i'd take love and sex over money anyday. money comes and goes, but time spent in love and eros is invaluable. besides which, i really like girls and you couldn't pay me enough to give you ladies up.frustrated



that is why alot of men are broke to rightlaugh I am not saying you though of course, just in general.

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Wed 12/03/08 02:15 PM
Well I got only 3 months left on the 25 yr wait...then do I get the 2 million? Just kidding, but it feels like sometimes!!scared

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Wed 12/03/08 02:15 PM

I just want Papersmile ohwell


why settle for less get a goldensmilelaugh

IamMewhoRU's photo
Wed 12/03/08 02:15 PM
laugh

martymark's photo
Wed 12/03/08 02:17 PM
neither one of those options appeals to me at the moment. can you get back to me on that.

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Wed 12/03/08 02:17 PM

Rather be rich in love and sex than in pocket. smile2
Make good money with my job as it is and can afford what I want and need to live happy tongue2


Okay no problem. Closing the suitcase of hundred dollar bills containing a total of 2 million dollars. Your lost...maybe? Just jokinglaugh

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Wed 12/03/08 02:17 PM

neither one of those options appeals to me at the moment. can you get back to me on that.


Your chance is now! Waving magical wand as we speaklaugh

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Wed 12/03/08 02:18 PM

:banana: Money,money,money, screw everything else:banana:


you are clever. You see what he said! money money and SCREW everything else. Very clever, but I am afraid your nose will growlaugh

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Wed 12/03/08 02:19 PM

Well I got only 3 months left on the 25 yr wait...then do I get the 2 million? Just kidding, but it feels like sometimes!!scared


I hear ya and when you have the 2 million look how fast everyone likes you!

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Wed 12/03/08 02:20 PM
rofl

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Wed 12/03/08 02:23 PM
Well the offer ends here. I am off to take a shower and cook some dinner. Looks like I am keeping my money! laugh

See you all later and have a great night. Don't forget to use condoms folks!laugh

You never know what you can get from those holes in the wallslaugh

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