Previous 1
Topic: i NEED a man
no photo
Mon 06/29/09 02:45 PM
i've one or two jobs about the house,on the car,in the garden that need dealing with.

Now ideally i wont have to get up to shannaniggins and no fee is payable. looking hunky is optional but not neccessary.

contract from my goodself upon request devil

PATSFAN's photo
Mon 06/29/09 02:46 PM
laugh laugh

no photo
Mon 06/29/09 02:49 PM
offtopic offtopic ill

lonetar25's photo
Mon 06/29/09 02:52 PM
here ya go buddybigsmile
i seem to be posting this list for alot of people so not sure who will be left bud
http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order/

no photo
Mon 06/29/09 02:53 PM
oh hard helmets are optional too :wink:

Dan99's photo
Mon 06/29/09 02:54 PM
Technically you are a man, arent you??


no photo
Mon 06/29/09 02:55 PM
rofl rofl rofl rofl its a mad houserofl rofl rofl

no photo
Mon 06/29/09 02:56 PM

Technically you are a man, arent you??





yes but i NEED another man(also known as a 'proper'man!)tongue2

Dan99's photo
Mon 06/29/09 02:58 PM


Technically you are a man, arent you??





yes but i NEED another man(also known as a 'proper'man!)tongue2



Are you saying that being gay is improper?

That kinda thinking is so 1940's!

no photo
Mon 06/29/09 03:00 PM



Technically you are a man, arent you??





yes but i NEED another man(also known as a 'proper'man!)tongue2



Are you saying that being gay is improper?

That kinda thinking is so 1940's!


no ya divvy i'm saying I'M improper!

lonetar25's photo
Mon 06/29/09 03:01 PM
if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it downrant

Dan99's photo
Mon 06/29/09 03:02 PM




Technically you are a man, arent you??





yes but i NEED another man(also known as a 'proper'man!)tongue2



Are you saying that being gay is improper?

That kinda thinking is so 1940's!


no ya divvy i'm saying I'M improper!


Dont call me a divvy ya sissy! haha

no photo
Mon 06/29/09 03:02 PM
Damn it! You made me spit out perfectly good Mountain Dew! Damn Man! rofl

no photo
Mon 06/29/09 03:04 PM

if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it downrant



*swoon* a real man folks ^^^^^^^


i can take u to gordons no probs.

jtip1977's photo
Mon 06/29/09 03:04 PM
Edited by jtip1977 on Mon 06/29/09 03:05 PM

if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it downrant


I think what he is looking for is a man who will go spelunking in his Anal cavities

no photo
Mon 06/29/09 03:05 PM

Damn it! You made me spit out perfectly good Mountain Dew! Damn Man! rofl



well i wont make an innuendo outta that statement as i'm sure u can manage that just fine on ur own! :angel:

no photo
Mon 06/29/09 03:05 PM
you can have my hard hat laugh"it aint pink though"rofl rofl rofl rofl sorry laugh only jokinrofl rofl cheersdrinks

Dan99's photo
Mon 06/29/09 03:05 PM


if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it downrant



*swoon* a real man folks ^^^^^^^


i can take u to gordons no probs.


No probes?

Anal probes?


no photo
Mon 06/29/09 03:07 PM


if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it downrant


I think what he is looking for is a man who will go spelunking in his Anal cavities



oh my shocked READ the small print, shananniggins not neccessary,doing as told,completely neccessary! geez noway

no photo
Mon 06/29/09 03:08 PM
Edited by gayfifer on Mon 06/29/09 03:08 PM



if you wernt 400 miles away i`d do it as i am a landscaper, builder and ticketed bike mechanic, and while i was there, i`d find gorden browns house, and burn it downrant



*swoon* a real man folks ^^^^^^^


i can take u to gordons no probs.


No probes?

Anal probes?




that was the alien thread so stop sabotaging my innocent thread!

Previous 1