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I just threatened a bug that if it didnt leave immediately i would call the police.
I know that sounds weird, but its true. |
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dan, pass the bong please
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Yeah. That sort of stuff happens a lot in Ol' Blighty, doesn't it!
 And you DO know that pregnant women can STILL use an Bobby's police hat to wee in, right? 
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The police won't help, just have some fun and dance on them
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dan, pass the bong please I am completely sober! You pass ME the bong! |
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Yeah. That sort of stuff happens a lot in Ol' Blighty, doesn't it! And you DO know that pregnant women can STILL use an Bobby's police hat to wee in, right? Im not sure, does it? I have never seen anyone do that before! And i have never seen a pregnant lady pee in a coppers helmet either! If i ever get Lisa up the duff im gonna make her do that. |
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 I just called the cops McDonalds didn't give me the kechup i asked for I'm so mad I just threw my fries away I asked for kechup I hope they learn their lesson
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The police won't help, just have some fun and dance on them I cant, the bug was about 150 miles away or so. |
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I just called the cops McDonalds didn't give me the kechup i asked for I'm so mad I just threw my fries away I asked for kechup I hope they learn their lesson Yeh, thay beter straiten this out!!
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I just called the cops McDonalds didn't give me the kechup i asked for I'm so mad I just threw my fries away I asked for kechup I hope they learn their lesson I am calling the cops on you for overusing emoticons!! |
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Yeah. That sort of stuff happens a lot in Ol' Blighty, doesn't it! And you DO know that pregnant women can STILL use an Bobby's police hat to wee in, right? Im not sure, does it? I have never seen anyone do that before! And i have never seen a pregnant lady pee in a coppers helmet either! If i ever get Lisa up the duff im gonna make her do that. Just make sure she takes a wee in the bobby's cap and nowhere else. You wouldn't want her to just start whizzin' on the Rozzers, as that wouldn't be too good.
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Yeah. That sort of stuff happens a lot in Ol' Blighty, doesn't it! And you DO know that pregnant women can STILL use an Bobby's police hat to wee in, right? Im not sure, does it? I have never seen anyone do that before! And i have never seen a pregnant lady pee in a coppers helmet either! If i ever get Lisa up the duff im gonna make her do that. Just make sure she takes a wee in the bobby's cap and nowhere else. You wouldn't want her to just start whizzin' on the Rozzers, as that wouldn't be too good. Can i keep a bottle of her pee on me and just pour it in there? |
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sorry to get technical but what kind of bug was it
 yes a copper has to let pregnant women pee in their helmet if asked |
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sorry to get technical but what kind of bug was it yes a copper has to let pregnant women pee in their helmet if asked Haha! Im not sure actually, i think it was a spider. It was on a lense of a camera, and it looked like a person for a second, so i shouted at it. I had almost finished dialing the police before i realised i was just being a nob. |
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Edited by
MelodyGirl
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Thu 07/02/09 07:57 PM
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Oh PLEASE continue with the British lingo. I love hearing the terms you use!
 Does 'in the duff' mean get a girl pregnant? |
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Oh PLEASE continue with the British lingo. I love hearing the terms you use! Does 'in the duff' mean get a girl pregnant? UP the duff you cloth-eared bint! And yes it does mean that. |
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Bugger off you utter pillock!
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Bugger off you utter pillock! You bloody septics think you are the billy bollocks, but you just sound like a bunch of nonces when you try to talk proper like we do. |
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Oh PLEASE continue with the British lingo. I love hearing the terms you use! Does 'in the duff' mean get a girl pregnant? UP the duff you cloth-eared bint! And yes it does mean that. I am honored! You called me a deaf woman!  I saw other uses for 'bint' but I'll take the less abrasive definition!
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