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Topic: pseudo dates
Rockmybobbysocks's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:20 PM
so yesteday the bestie and i went to mimi's for some lunchin good times and the waitor was fantastic.

oh my god fantastic. like i didn't know what to get so he says to me "I'm a food connoisseur. let me order for you and not tell you what you're gettin." i stare at his dreamy eyes and kiss tattoo and say "aw f**k it. sure."

you know what he brings me? the best damned sammich i'd ever had in my life with vinaigrette to dip it in. and then.. his number so we can all meet up at the bar later last night.

so my bestie say "oh my god you have a pseudo date!!"

and i'm like wtf is a pseudo date?

it turns out a pseudo date is when you are meeting someone in a casual setting in the hopes that you will hit it off so well that you get to schedule an actual date.

have you ever been on a pseudo date?

apparently i just did last night.

it went swimmingly except for the fact that his entourage was all chicks. dangit.

so once again..


have you ever been on a pseudo date?

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Wed 07/08/09 03:23 PM
no, but sounds like yours was nice.flowerforyou

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Wed 07/08/09 03:25 PM
once, when I was younger, I had pseudo sex.

tngxl65's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:26 PM
This sounds similar to the "I'll invite so and so, so you two can meet and see if you hit it off." thing. Been to a number of those.

MeChrissy2's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:26 PM
I've only been on Pseudo dates, meeting in public for coffee. I would kill for someone to ask me on an actual date.

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Wed 07/08/09 03:27 PM

once, when I was younger, I had pseudo sex.


rofl

7z3r05's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:27 PM
ahhh... the 'accidental' date.

my advice: pack a flask.

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Wed 07/08/09 03:31 PM

ahhh... the 'accidental' date.

my advice: pack a flask.


how does that happen, pray tell?

Rockmybobbysocks's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:32 PM

ahhh... the 'accidental' date.

my advice: pack a flask.


we were at the local gay dive. where the bartender (also my hair dresser) loved me enough to keep me pretty toasted. :p

RKISIT's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:32 PM
a couple of times i have,didn't work out though...doesn't mean yours won't....by the way are you going on a date with this guy?

jaxx15's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:32 PM
Edited by jaxx15 on Wed 07/08/09 03:33 PM
I had one of those once. Didn't know there was an actual name for it though. It didn't go as well as yours did. I think i knew 50% of the people at the bar. I was a big hit with all my friends but not with her.laugh laugh

robert1652's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:33 PM

so yesteday the bestie and i went to mimi's for some lunchin good times and the waitor was fantastic.

oh my god fantastic. like i didn't know what to get so he says to me "I'm a food connoisseur. let me order for you and not tell you what you're gettin." i stare at his dreamy eyes and kiss tattoo and say "aw f**k it. sure."

you know what he brings me? the best damned sammich i'd ever had in my life with vinaigrette to dip it in. and then.. his number so we can all meet up at the bar later last night.

so my bestie say "oh my god you have a pseudo date!!"

and i'm like wtf is a pseudo date?

it turns out a pseudo date is when you are meeting someone in a casual setting in the hopes that you will hit it off so well that you get to schedule an actual date.

have you ever been on a pseudo date?

apparently i just did last night.

it went swimmingly except for the fact that his entourage was all chicks. dangit.

so once again..


have you ever been on a pseudo date?


In that case the bestie and you meet the beastie seems its gonna be a party tonight bestie beastie and all

7z3r05's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:33 PM


ahhh... the 'accidental' date.

my advice: pack a flask.


how does that happen, pray tell?


1) get flask
2) get bourbon
3) pour bourbon in flask
4) go on your miserable date

7z3r05's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:34 PM


ahhh... the 'accidental' date.

my advice: pack a flask.


we were at the local gay dive. where the bartender (also my hair dresser) loved me enough to keep me pretty toasted. :p


did you guys tubthump afterward? pitchfork

Rockmybobbysocks's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:34 PM

a couple of times i have,didn't work out though...doesn't mean yours won't....by the way are you going on a date with this guy?


LOL no. turns out one of the entourage girls was the love of his life who just became single.

and because i'm soo awesome, we sat together and he told me all about it.

i wanted to slug him and drown her in the toilet.

but i didn't.

i just sipped my fat girl (its a drink) and smiled kindly at him and wished him luck.

dangit.

PATSFAN's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:35 PM
Oh there ya go, your at a gay bar , he's surrounded by women = he's gay!

RKISIT's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:36 PM


a couple of times i have,didn't work out though...doesn't mean yours won't....by the way are you going on a date with this guy?


LOL no. turns out one of the entourage girls was the love of his life who just became single.

and because i'm soo awesome, we sat together and he told me all about it.

i wanted to slug him and drown her in the toilet.

but i didn't.

i just sipped my fat girl (its a drink) and smiled kindly at him and wished him luck.

dangit.
flowerforyou

robert1652's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:37 PM
Edited by robert1652 on Wed 07/08/09 03:38 PM


a couple of times i have,didn't work out though...doesn't mean yours won't....by the way are you going on a date with this guy?


LOL no. turns out one of the entourage girls was the love of his life who just became single.

and because i'm soo awesome, we sat together and he told me all about it.

i wanted to slug him and drown her in the toilet.

but i didn't.

i just sipped my fat girl (its a drink) and smiled kindly at him and wished him luck.

dangit.
here I was thinking bestie and beastie and you were gonna share the fat girl (A drink of course)I like fat girls (A drink of course)

Rockmybobbysocks's photo
Wed 07/08/09 03:40 PM



ahhh... the 'accidental' date.

my advice: pack a flask.


we were at the local gay dive. where the bartender (also my hair dresser) loved me enough to keep me pretty toasted. :p


did you guys tubthump afterward? pitchfork


no but we did as any of my fellow chubscouts would do.

we hit jack in the box for spicy chicken sammiches

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Wed 07/08/09 04:07 PM

Oh there ya go, your at a gay bar , he's surrounded by women = he's gay!


Thats what I was thinking. laugh laugh laugh

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