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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
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Just Lop It Off!
My hair but not the hair on my head though
I need to tear that out when the kids are around
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
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Role Call!!!!!
sorry Val fell asleep
Hope all is OK was it your Birthday?
Edited by robert1652 on Fri 10/02/09 05:35 AM
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
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Road Rage
Having to drive my twins (8 year old) it has somehow restricted my colourful vocabulary as far as driving is concerned
I also often use the Russian taxi driver Pikop Andropof he is cheap but a bumpy driver
Edited by robert1652 on Thu 10/01/09 09:45 PM
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
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What do you see
C'est Jolie n'est-ce pas
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
QUOTE: Home Depot
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
to laugh
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
QUOTE: If I will become the winner... palez don't send me to Alaska during the winter time...
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
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What would you rather have?
QUOTE: No, i need a sex change
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
I can not say in this forum
however an emoticon represents a whole person although showing only a face The Spanish may be something in the line of devorate |
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
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PERKS OF AGING
Fran you are something
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
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Favorite COLOR
Goth Black for me please
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: I try not to think of them as crisis it only makes dealing with them harder To me they are problems and 50% of the solution to the problems is recognizing the nature of the problem Okay, let's synergize Bob!
At first we energize, Regardless of size We don't criticize or apologize.
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
QUOTE: To give to your lover: Flowers or chocolates? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
Action talks louder than words |
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
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STIMULUS CHECK
QUOTE: QUOTE: Sometime this year, we taxpayers may receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? A. Only a smidgen. Q. What is the purpose of this payment? A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China . * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India . * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala . * If you buy a car, it will go to Japan . * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in the USA by: 1 spending it at yard sales, or 2 going to hockey/ball games, or 3 spending it on prostitutes, or 4 beer or 5 tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..) *** I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot.
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
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Which do you prefer
sexy beast
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
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Which do you prefer
I swear I wasn't cross dressing
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
I try not to think of them as crisis
it only makes dealing with them harder To me they are problems and 50% of the solution to the problems is recognizing the nature of the problem |
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
I have a secretary
She is divorced, some days in good mood some days not so good Slim slender legs which go up and up and up she is 47 good looking smoker (ugh) faily good looking and I like her When she started she was not very good but she has improved and like Mirror says you can't even speak out of place in the fear of sexual lawsuits and you know how California is famous for that
Edited by robert1652 on Thu 10/01/09 06:39 PM
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robert1652 Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 8447 |
QUOTE: I AM the secretary assistant/bookeeper/scheduler/biller-and housekeeper at my office!
oh and I'm 50 too....
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