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Fri 10/02/09 06:22 AM



Now This Is Fugly

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Fri 10/02/09 06:13 AM
My hair but not the hair on my head though
I need to tear that out when the kids are around

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Fri 10/02/09 05:33 AM
Edited by robert1652 on Fri 10/02/09 05:35 AM
sorry Val fell asleep
Hope all is OK
was it your Birthday?

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Thu 10/01/09 09:44 PM
Edited by robert1652 on Thu 10/01/09 09:45 PM
Having to drive my twins (8 year old) it has somehow restricted my colourful vocabulary as far as driving is concerned

I also often use the Russian taxi driver Pikop Andropof he is cheap but a bumpy driver



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Thu 10/01/09 09:39 PM
C'est Jolie n'est-ce pas:smile:

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Thu 10/01/09 09:37 PM

Home Depot indifferent
I can see your reasons behind that thought

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Thu 10/01/09 09:32 PM
to laugh

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Thu 10/01/09 09:31 PM

If I will become the winner... palez don't send me to Alaska during the winter time...laugh laugh laugh laugh
An alternative prize has been offered to Siberia for a tour of the labour camps.

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Thu 10/01/09 09:24 PM

No, i need a sex change laugh
see me before you do it

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Thu 10/01/09 09:22 PM
I can not say in this forum
however an emoticon represents a whole person although showing only a face
The Spanish may be something in the line of devorate

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Thu 10/01/09 08:53 PM
Fran you are something

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Thu 10/01/09 08:49 PM
Goth Black for me please

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Thu 10/01/09 08:44 PM


I try not to think of them as crisis
it only makes dealing with them harder
To me they are problems and 50% of the solution to the problems is recognizing the nature of the problem

Okay, let's synergize Bob!laugh
To synergize

At first we energize,
Regardless of size
We don't criticize
or apologize.


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Thu 10/01/09 08:29 PM

To give to your lover: Flowers or chocolates?


Action talks louder than words

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Thu 10/01/09 08:26 PM


Sometime this year, we taxpayers may receive an Economic Stimulus payment.

This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala .
* If you buy a car, it will go to Japan .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in the USA by:

1 spending it at yard sales, or
2 going to hockey/ball games, or
3 spending it on prostitutes, or
4 beer or
5 tattoos.

(These are the only American businesses still operating in the US ..)

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I'm going to go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that I met at a yard sale, and drink beer! Just call me a patriot.

I really, really like this!:tongue:
She is not just a pretty face you know

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Thu 10/01/09 08:23 PM
sexy beast

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Thu 10/01/09 08:20 PM
I swear I wasn't cross dressing

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Thu 10/01/09 06:43 PM
I try not to think of them as crisis
it only makes dealing with them harder
To me they are problems and 50% of the solution to the problems is recognizing the nature of the problem

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Thu 10/01/09 06:39 PM
Edited by robert1652 on Thu 10/01/09 06:39 PM
I have a secretary
She is divorced, some days in good mood some days not so good
Slim slender legs which go up and up and up
she is 47 good looking smoker (ugh) faily good looking and I like her
When she started she was not very good but she has improved and like Mirror says you can't even speak out of place in the fear of sexual lawsuits and you know how California is famous for thatohwell

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Thu 10/01/09 06:35 PM

I AM the secretary

assistant/bookeeper/scheduler/biller-and housekeeper

at my office!waving


oh and I'm 50 too....happy
What can I say Holly

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