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Topic: How Men should do a Profile
no photo
Mon 10/19/09 07:44 PM
Edited by Reven503 on Mon 10/19/09 07:55 PM
Always add a picture, if you don't a woman who's looking will
think your hiding something like a wife.

Do not put pictures up of you holding dead things, like fish or
deer. Unless she is an obese woman living in a trailor park,
woman cringe at this.
I am not saying you can't hunt or fish but your looking for a
date with a lady. Keep it a secret until you meet her.
Let her get to know your other qualities first.

If I was wrong you wouldn't still be on here.

Showing me your house, dog, cat or showing a photo of you
with friends confuses the hell out of everyone.
Is it Two for one?

I am an animal lover but I do not wish to date your dog.

Hey Steel enough, everyone woman in the state knows your
house. Still haven't found anyone to share it with.

Read between the lines on a womans profile except for me
who actually tells you what I don't want.

Guess what? Your opening line should not be "Do you want
to have sex with me? Unless you like being turned down.

Don't send in your first e-mail how you love Jesus. Its
scary remember first I was all messed up on drugs,
then I was all messed up on the lord.
It means you don't have a life ask Jesus for one. Or you
need a cruch. Your not a free thinker open to other ideas.
Religion is not a bad thing but if you rant about it,
its a turn off.

Don't talk about how you can show me great sex in your
profile. This is a dating service not a male prostitution
site.

You all seem to be nice, hard working, people who hate bars.
I want you to find someone. I am a widow and you can never understand the joy of great love (full circle)
without the right woman

If you need help writing a profile, ask me. I used to do
all my friends at work and they all found compatible
matches without chemistry.com

wux's photo
Mon 10/19/09 07:57 PM
Would you please write a profile for me? I am not getting anywhere with the women here, most don't even write to me, unless I write to them first. Please here on the forum, or in a Mingle email, send me a profile I could post for myself.

Thanks.

OneMind's photo
Mon 10/19/09 08:06 PM
Also: One should perhaps think about filling in one's profile with more than just five words. lol.

MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 10/19/09 08:07 PM

Always add a picture, if you don't a woman who's looking will
think your hiding something like a wife.

Do not put pictures up of you holding dead things, like fish or
deer. Unless she is an obese woman living in a trailor park,
woman cringe at this.
I am not saying you can't hunt or fish but your looking for a
date with a lady. Keep it a secret until you meet her.
Let her get to know your other qualities first.

If I was wrong you wouldn't still be on here.

Showing me your house, dog, cat or showing a photo of you
with friends confuses the hell out of everyone.
Is it Two for one?

I am an animal lover but I do not wish to date your dog.

Hey Steel enough, everyone woman in the state knows your
house. Still haven't found anyone to share it with.

Read between the lines on a womans profile except for me
who actually tells you what I don't want.

Guess what? Your opening line should not be "Do you want
to have sex with me? Unless you like being turned down.

Don't send in your first e-mail how you love Jesus. Its
scary remember first I was all messed up on drugs,
then I was all messed up on the lord.
It means you don't have a life ask Jesus for one. Or you
need a cruch. Your not a free thinker open to other ideas.
Religion is not a bad thing but if you rant about it,
its a turn off.

Don't talk about how you can show me great sex in your
profile. This is a dating service not a male prostitution
site.

You all seem to be nice, hard working, people who hate bars.
I want you to find someone. I am a widow and you can never understand the joy of great love (full circle)
without the right woman

If you need help writing a profile, ask me. I used to do
all my friends at work and they all found compatible
matches without chemistry.com
bigsmile Thanks for the advice.drinker You can write one for me if you want.:thumbsup: Just make up anything that you wantflowerforyou

PATSFAN's photo
Mon 10/19/09 08:10 PM
Hmm, you have half a sentence on your profile...............Security!surprised

redhead44613's photo
Mon 10/19/09 08:13 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

artman48's photo
Mon 10/19/09 08:14 PM

Always add a picture, if you don't a woman who's looking will
think your hiding something like a wife.

Do not put pictures up of you holding dead things, like fish or
deer. Unless she is an obese woman living in a trailor park,
woman cringe at this.
I am not saying you can't hunt or fish but your looking for a
date with a lady. Keep it a secret until you meet her.
Let her get to know your other qualities first.

If I was wrong you wouldn't still be on here.

Showing me your house, dog, cat or showing a photo of you
with friends confuses the hell out of everyone.
Is it Two for one?

I am an animal lover but I do not wish to date your dog.

Hey Steel enough, everyone woman in the state knows your
house. Still haven't found anyone to share it with.

Read between the lines on a womans profile except for me
who actually tells you what I don't want.

Guess what? Your opening line should not be "Do you want
to have sex with me? Unless you like being turned down.

Don't send in your first e-mail how you love Jesus. Its
scary remember first I was all messed up on drugs,
then I was all messed up on the lord.
It means you don't have a life ask Jesus for one. Or you
need a cruch. Your not a free thinker open to other ideas.
Religion is not a bad thing but if you rant about it,
its a turn off.

Don't talk about how you can show me great sex in your
profile. This is a dating service not a male prostitution
site.

You all seem to be nice, hard working, people who hate bars.
I want you to find someone. I am a widow and you can never understand the joy of great love (full circle)
without the right woman

If you need help writing a profile, ask me. I used to do
all my friends at work and they all found compatible
matches without chemistry.com


No thank's---I like my crummy profile the way it is---thank yousmokin

Ted14621's photo
Mon 10/19/09 08:15 PM
Whew...you're tough!
Peace Baby!
Ted

artman48's photo
Mon 10/19/09 08:19 PM
HEY!!!!! REVEN???----this is your first post!!! How you get to know so much????smokin

MelodyGirl's photo
Mon 10/19/09 08:57 PM
... and everyone thinks I am harsh? :laughing:

DTHRomeo's photo
Mon 10/19/09 09:19 PM
My profile is there

Read it or not ... me da igual smokin

LewisW123's photo
Mon 10/19/09 09:24 PM



If you need help writing a profile, ask me. I used to do
all my friends at work and they all found compatible
matches without chemistry.com



No thanks, that's why we have MelodyGirl

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 10/19/09 09:25 PM

Always add a picture, if you don't a woman who's looking will
think your hiding something like a wife.

Do not put pictures up of you holding dead things, like fish or
deer. Unless she is an obese woman living in a trailor park,
woman cringe at this.
I am not saying you can't hunt or fish but your looking for a
date with a lady. Keep it a secret until you meet her.
Let her get to know your other qualities first.

If I was wrong you wouldn't still be on here.

Showing me your house, dog, cat or showing a photo of you
with friends confuses the hell out of everyone.
Is it Two for one?

I am an animal lover but I do not wish to date your dog.

Hey Steel enough, everyone woman in the state knows your
house. Still haven't found anyone to share it with.

Read between the lines on a womans profile except for me
who actually tells you what I don't want.

Guess what? Your opening line should not be "Do you want
to have sex with me? Unless you like being turned down.

Don't send in your first e-mail how you love Jesus. Its
scary remember first I was all messed up on drugs,
then I was all messed up on the lord.
It means you don't have a life ask Jesus for one. Or you
need a cruch. Your not a free thinker open to other ideas.
Religion is not a bad thing but if you rant about it,
its a turn off.

Don't talk about how you can show me great sex in your
profile. This is a dating service not a male prostitution
site.

You all seem to be nice, hard working, people who hate bars.
I want you to find someone. I am a widow and you can never understand the joy of great love (full circle)
without the right woman

If you need help writing a profile, ask me. I used to do
all my friends at work and they all found compatible
matches without chemistry.com


All of this coming from a woman with ONE picture and a five word profile??

Oh now that's rich....lmfao

LewisW123's photo
Mon 10/19/09 09:28 PM



All of this coming from a woman with ONE picture and a five word profile??

Oh now that's rich....lmfao



Yeah, and a bad picture, at that.

squonk's photo
Tue 10/20/09 03:08 AM
All a woman needs is a picture. A guy needs much more. As long as she has a picture, how skinny she is, how old she is, how far away she lives from you, etc she will have a full inbox. A guy on the other hand women comb over every single detail of their life and pick at it.

It's actually common for a girl to try to turn guys off by looking at her profile.

I was once met a girl by her profile which said something like

"I will not **** you" the first lines of it within a week she was sucking on me while she had a boyfriend.

Also it's pretty common for guys to pick a part a woman's profile by adding in more details about who she is. For example you go to a profile you learn she doesn't like something that you love, you move on, she likes christ your anti christ you move on, you read she's a conservative and you're a liberal, you move on.

Putting too much detail into a profile is a bad bad decision unless you want people to fall in love with every quality that you have prior to getting to know you and if they do have this attraction you're most likely going to be let down when you start viewing their profile. It's all too common. Our society is becoming much harder to find someone because of technology.

papersmile's photo
Tue 10/20/09 04:14 AM
Edited by papersmile on Tue 10/20/09 04:16 AM
Unless she is an obese woman living in a trailor park,
woman cringe at this.
I am not saying you can't hunt or fish but your looking for a
date with a lady


i kind of stopped reading after this bit.

are you implying that a gal who lives in a trailer park, or one who is obese, or both, isn't a lady?

some of these women have more guts, balls, and class than the high-society princesses i've seen out there.

downhomechik's photo
Tue 10/20/09 05:16 AM

Unless she is an obese woman living in a trailor park,
woman cringe at this.
I am not saying you can't hunt or fish but your looking for a
date with a lady


i kind of stopped reading after this bit.

are you implying that a gal who lives in a trailer park, or one who is obese, or both, isn't a lady?

some of these women have more guts, balls, and class than the high-society princesses i've seen out there.


Whoa --slow down Princess. Don't speak for the rest of us woman out there.... What about us woman who love to fish? I want to see the pets. I don't mind seeing a house; perhaps the man is proud of his achievements. Nuthin' wrong with that.

I don't live in a trailer park but did when I was going through a nasty divorce so I do take offense to that commment. Circumstances put us places we don't always want to go so its pretty narrow minded of you.

I'm done. Have a great day!


Gossipmpm's photo
Tue 10/20/09 05:21 AM
Sorry

But I live through Melody
When it comes to profiles!!!!bigsmile



She's the hostess with the mostess!!!!:heart:

causality's photo
Tue 10/20/09 05:57 AM
anything wrong with my profile?

no photo
Tue 10/20/09 06:10 AM

Unless she is an obese woman living in a trailor park,
woman cringe at this.
I am not saying you can't hunt or fish but your looking for a
date with a lady


i kind of stopped reading after this bit.

are you implying that a gal who lives in a trailer park, or one who is obese, or both, isn't a lady?

some of these women have more guts, balls, and class than the high-society princesses i've seen out there.



No ****, thats what I was thinking.WTF..I happen to live in a trailer park.

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