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My name is Jonas, and I am a dude who doesn't work, will always tell you how it is, what it was, and how it will be, will demand dinner every night, I want fried chicken three times a week, always shut yo mouth during the games and sportscenter, and above all else.....make sure I get off before you do.
Now.....who is the lucky lady that wants to snag me up? |
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My name is Jonas, and I am a dude who doesn't work, will always tell you how it is, what it was, and how it will be, will demand dinner every night, I want fried chicken three times a week, always shut yo mouth during the games and sportscenter, and above all else.....make sure I get off before you do. Now.....who is the lucky lady that wants to snag me up? could have swore I've seen that plunger before...welcome |
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 welcome
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Mmmm...dreamy!
 
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hubba hubba
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Edited by
Jill298
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Fri 01/08/10 09:36 PM
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Me.. pick me!!! But only if you tell me you also think my sister is hot is and you'll make out with some chick in a bowling alley when I'm at the bar buying your beer.
Only then can you have me. |
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Me.. pick me!!! But only if you tell me you also think my sister is hot is and you'll make out with some chick in a bowling alley when I'm at the bar buying your beer. Only then can you have me. LMAO too funny. |
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Just my type...hmmmm...
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don't bird dog my quail dude....
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don't bird dog my quail dude.... 
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Oh my...I think I'm in love.
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Me.. pick me!!! But only if you tell me you also think my sister is hot is and you'll make out with some chick in a bowling alley when I'm at the bar buying your beer. Only then can you have me. Well.....it is a tall order, but I guess somebody has to do it right? I mean...I wouldn't deprive you of your fantasy. 
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Me.. pick me!!! But only if you tell me you also think my sister is hot is and you'll make out with some chick in a bowling alley when I'm at the bar buying your beer. Only then can you have me. Well.....it is a tall order, but I guess somebody has to do it right? I mean...I wouldn't deprive you of your fantasy.
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I'm tellin ya. This Jonas guy sounds like a catch. I would do him....ya know...if I were a chick.
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Boy U R HOTZ! Wanna hook up? No strings attached?
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Hi, my name is Heidi chicken will only be fried once a week make sure that you use peanut oil only and do not fry it too hard.
You want have to worry about me shutting my mouth during the game. For I will be out at the local bar having a drink watching the game while your at home tv turned off for it will interfere with your attention span and you will not be able to get the house spotless before I return back home. At my return make sure that my bath is drawn and the right temperature with the lavender bath oils and my nightgown is laid out on the bed. After my nightly massage you can clean the bathroom and make sure all your chores are finished before you go to your room in the basement.  |
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Hi, my name is Heidi chicken will only be fried once a week make sure that you use peanut oil only and do not fry it too hard. You want have to worry about me shutting my mouth during the game. For I will be out at the local bar having a drink watching the game while your at home tv turned off for it will interfere with your attention span and you will not be able to get the house spotless before I return back home. At my return make sure that my bath is drawn and the right temperature with the lavender bath oils and my nightgown is laid out on the bed. After my nightly massage you can clean the bathroom and make sure all your chores are finished before you go to your room in the basement. 
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Boy U R HOTZ! Wanna hook up? No strings attached? Mutual Match! 
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Boy U R HOTZ! Wanna hook up? No strings attached? Mutual Match! Finally! 
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