Topic: Follow simple tips, you will get your date
Manuja's photo
Wed 02/17/10 09:10 AM
Lie lie and more lie, if you want a date. No doubt, I mean it. . You are not at court room or confession. You are trying for a date. So don't worry in telling lie. But make sure, not get caught
Some of us has just forgot that, everything is genuine in love and war,
Lie is after all just a lie.

LewisW123's photo
Wed 02/17/10 09:49 AM
Edited by LewisW123 on Wed 02/17/10 09:50 AM

Lie lie and more lie, if you want a date. No doubt, I mean it. . You are not at court room or confession. You are trying for a date. So don't worry in telling lie. But make sure, not get caught
Some of us has just forgot that, everything is genuine in love and war,
Lie is after all just a lie.



See ladies.

She is giving me ammunition to start another "Why are all women liars?" thread.laugh

Ladylid2012's photo
Wed 02/17/10 09:52 AM


Lie lie and more lie, if you want a date. No doubt, I mean it. . You are not at court room or confession. You are trying for a date. So don't worry in telling lie. But make sure, not get caught
Some of us has just forgot that, everything is genuine in love and war,
Lie is after all just a lie.



See ladies.

She is giving me ammunition to start another "Why are all women liars?" thread.laugh


But I thought the men were all lairs and cheaters and the us gals were all b!tches and ho's... ugh, now I'm really confused!!!
Ya'll need to stop changing the rules on me.

LewisW123's photo
Wed 02/17/10 09:54 AM
Wemens are just plain evil.pitchfork

Ladylid2012's photo
Wed 02/17/10 09:56 AM
ye, I am, and I carry a sign that says so pitchfork

LewisW123's photo
Wed 02/17/10 09:59 AM

ye, I am, and I carry a sign that says so pitchfork



laugh We need more women like you.

Or have it tatooed on your forehead.laugh

FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 02/17/10 10:34 AM
So...do we do the complete opposite if we are not trying to get a date?

1. Be arrogant, not like Terminator arrogant, but close.
2. Shove their values off like they are fleas.
3. Lie on a whim, just make it up as you go.
4. Throw the bill in their face.
5. Skill?
6. Throw words out like they are venom.
7. Run away screaming 'cooties!!'
8. Friends?
9. Treat them like they are prisoners.
10. Give up, go home, drink down a few pints of Guinness.
11. Ignore them, spit on their opinions.
12. Mention this post, constantly, they'll love it.

...Well, it is a working progress.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.smokin

no photo
Wed 02/17/10 11:11 AM

So...do we do the complete opposite if we are not trying to get a date?

1. Be arrogant, not like Terminator arrogant, but close.
2. Shove their values off like they are fleas.
3. Lie on a whim, just make it up as you go.
4. Throw the bill in their face.
5. Skill?
6. Throw words out like they are venom.
7. Run away screaming 'cooties!!'
8. Friends?
9. Treat them like they are prisoners.
10. Give up, go home, drink down a few pints of Guinness.
11. Ignore them, spit on their opinions.
12. Mention this post, constantly, they'll love it.

...Well, it is a working progress.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.smokin


Yes.

FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 02/17/10 11:58 AM


So...do we do the complete opposite if we are not trying to get a date?

1. Be arrogant, not like Terminator arrogant, but close.
2. Shove their values off like they are fleas.
3. Lie on a whim, just make it up as you go.
4. Throw the bill in their face.
5. Skill?
6. Throw words out like they are venom.
7. Run away screaming 'cooties!!'
8. Friends?
9. Treat them like they are prisoners.
10. Give up, go home, drink down a few pints of Guinness.
11. Ignore them, spit on their opinions.
12. Mention this post, constantly, they'll love it.

...Well, it is a working progress.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.smokin


Yes.


I'm still working on it...trying to fit Lex's goat in there somewhere.

no photo
Wed 02/17/10 12:00 PM



So...do we do the complete opposite if we are not trying to get a date?

1. Be arrogant, not like Terminator arrogant, but close.
2. Shove their values off like they are fleas.
3. Lie on a whim, just make it up as you go.
4. Throw the bill in their face.
5. Skill?
6. Throw words out like they are venom.
7. Run away screaming 'cooties!!'
8. Friends?
9. Treat them like they are prisoners.
10. Give up, go home, drink down a few pints of Guinness.
11. Ignore them, spit on their opinions.
12. Mention this post, constantly, they'll love it.

...Well, it is a working progress.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.smokin


Yes.


I'm still working on it...trying to fit Lex's goat in there somewhere.


I like turtles better, you can hold them in the palm of your hand so they don't get away.....

FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 02/17/10 12:03 PM




So...do we do the complete opposite if we are not trying to get a date?

1. Be arrogant, not like Terminator arrogant, but close.
2. Shove their values off like they are fleas.
3. Lie on a whim, just make it up as you go.
4. Throw the bill in their face.
5. Skill?
6. Throw words out like they are venom.
7. Run away screaming 'cooties!!'
8. Friends?
9. Treat them like they are prisoners.
10. Give up, go home, drink down a few pints of Guinness.
11. Ignore them, spit on their opinions.
12. Mention this post, constantly, they'll love it.

...Well, it is a working progress.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.smokin


Yes.


I'm still working on it...trying to fit Lex's goat in there somewhere.


I like turtles better, you can hold them in the palm of your hand so they don't get away.....


From what Lex said...you can train a goat better...

no photo
Wed 02/17/10 12:07 PM





So...do we do the complete opposite if we are not trying to get a date?

1. Be arrogant, not like Terminator arrogant, but close.
2. Shove their values off like they are fleas.
3. Lie on a whim, just make it up as you go.
4. Throw the bill in their face.
5. Skill?
6. Throw words out like they are venom.
7. Run away screaming 'cooties!!'
8. Friends?
9. Treat them like they are prisoners.
10. Give up, go home, drink down a few pints of Guinness.
11. Ignore them, spit on their opinions.
12. Mention this post, constantly, they'll love it.

...Well, it is a working progress.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.smokin


Yes.


I'm still working on it...trying to fit Lex's goat in there somewhere.


I like turtles better, you can hold them in the palm of your hand so they don't get away.....


From what Lex said...you can train a goat better...


I don't want to train him, I just like rubbing his tummy inside the shell....

Manuja's photo
Thu 02/18/10 09:54 AM
Mens and womens are generally truthfull. Only circumstances make them lie.

If you want a date with happy potter fan, easiest way is telling her that, ' my friends relative is this films executive producer. And i've met miss rouling twice.

Well, its a lie. Also You have chances to avoid his/her wish to meet mis rouling. Because its your friend relative. Finally you paralled with his/her value.

FearandLoathing's photo
Thu 02/18/10 09:59 AM

Mens and womens are generally truthfull. Only circumstances make them lie.

If you want a date with happy potter fan, easiest way is telling her that, ' my friends relative is this films executive producer. And i've met miss rouling twice.

Well, its a lie. Also You have chances to avoid his/her wish to meet mis rouling. Because its your friend relative. Finally you paralled with his/her value.


Oh yeah, that one is just waiting to blow up in your face. Circumstances don't make people lie, people lie for various reasons, fear, jealousy, sadness, you name it...I'm sorry, but you have one giant, twisted misconception of reality or India is one place in the world that I will steer very clear of...

no photo
Thu 02/18/10 10:03 AM



So...do we do the complete opposite if we are not trying to get a date?

1. Be arrogant, not like Terminator arrogant, but close.
2. Shove their values off like they are fleas.
3. Lie on a whim, just make it up as you go.
4. Throw the bill in their face.
5. Skill?
6. Throw words out like they are venom.
7. Run away screaming 'cooties!!'
8. Friends?
9. Treat them like they are prisoners.
10. Give up, go home, drink down a few pints of Guinness.
11. Ignore them, spit on their opinions.
12. Mention this post, constantly, they'll love it.

...Well, it is a working progress.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.smokin


Yes.


I'm still working on it...trying to fit Lex's goat in there somewhere.


Well, dating is really easy once you agree to BECOME a goat. It's just that the reversal process is quite painful.

no photo
Thu 02/18/10 10:04 AM

Mens and womens are generally truthfull. Only circumstances make them lie.


Circumstances like breathing or eating or sleeping.


misswright's photo
Thu 02/18/10 10:17 AM

Mens and womens are generally truthfull. Only circumstances make them lie.

If you want a date with happy potter fan, easiest way is telling her that, ' my friends relative is this films executive producer. And i've met miss rouling twice.

Well, its a lie. Also You have chances to avoid his/her wish to meet mis rouling. Because its your friend relative. Finally you paralled with his/her value.


noway

"happy potter"? Is he a mix between Harry Potter and Happy Gilmore? I might like a date with someone like that. Heck, I'd just like a date. But I wouldn't lie to get one. You have so much to learn my dear. flowerforyou


franshade's photo
Thu 02/18/10 10:23 AM
ahh to be young again

no thanks waving

but welcome and enjoy

DrRob's photo
Thu 02/18/10 10:30 AM

Oh yeah, that one is just waiting to blow up in your face. Circumstances don't make people lie, people lie for various reasons, fear, jealousy, sadness, you name it...I'm sorry, but you have one giant, twisted misconception of reality or India is one place in the world that I will steer very clear of...


Aiiiiieeee!
to the OP:

you tell one lie..then another lie to cover the first lie..but,then you have to lie again,and now must cover Another lie again.
its a big ball of bs.
hes right it will always blow up when you least expect it.

i have literally busted people on the Smallest lie,which opened up others.

just tell the Truth and save everyone the hassle,not to mention Wasting legitimate peoples time.

why on earth would you lie to gain a relationship anyways?
how do you really think its gonna end??


this is Exactly why im honest,brutally honest,sometimes to my own disadvantage.

franshade's photo
Thu 02/18/10 10:41 AM
memories, I remember when I thought I knew everything