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My ex left me with 10 screaming kids,  all still at home & I'm currently looking for a guy to replace him with. Must have lots & lots of money!! Mama needs a new car!!! What do you think about marriage & more kids? I'm a little over the hill ya know (43) but, I can still cook!! Oh, sheesh, gtg kids killing each other!! TTYL All applicants please reply here. Don't call me...I'll call you!! Thx Disclaimer: All applicants will be required to hand over their wallet & credit cards to complete the application process....  Tessa, You must be getting tons of applicants! I mean with that killer ad, what man could resist?? Good luck! P.S. You look fantastic for a woman that had 10 kids!!!!   Oh, I forgot to mention...the ex took the other 10 with him!! Shared custody ya know? 
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hmmm seems like you need someone to make replacements for the missing 10... need a second to go over the apps?
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hmmm seems like you need someone to make replacements for the missing 10... need a second to go over the apps? Sure, you're #1 on the applicants list!!
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I do have experience... with medical food...
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I do have experience... with medical food... Is that the only qualification ya got? 
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that and I know how to use a computer and movie sound equipment.
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that and I know how to use a computer and movie sound equipment. Tessa, just tell him okay!! C'mon girl, 20 kids.... 
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oh wait...... jlove..... how many kids you got? LOL
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oh wait...... jlove..... how many kids you got? LOL Well, darn!! He's cheating on me already!!!
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oh wait...... jlove..... how many kids you got? LOL I have 2, but you are taken baby! I've got your back, Tessa, don't worry girl!  
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Well, dang jlove!! I think I've found my man!!!
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Edited by
jlove43
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Thu 03/18/10 09:47 PM
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Well, can I at least come to the weddin'? Maybe one of you have a friend or distant cousin you could fix me up with? I haven't ummm... done a certain; oh heck-it's been 6 months! Help a gal out!!
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Edited by
Tessa02
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Thu 03/18/10 09:49 PM
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Well, can I at least come to the weddin'? Maybe one of you have a friend or distant cousin you could fix me up with? I haven't ummm... done a certain; oh heck-it's been 6 months! Help a gal out!! OMG!! You made me snort over that one!!! I hate when I do that!!
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Well, can I at least come to the weddin'? Maybe one of you have a friend or distant cousin you could fix me up with? I haven't ummm... done a certain; oh heck-it's been 6 months! Help a gal out!! hmmm 6 months...... I am seeing a plan here.... |
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Well, can I at least come to the weddin'? Maybe one of you have a friend or distant cousin you could fix me up with? I haven't ummm... done a certain; oh heck-it's been 6 months! Help a gal out!! hmmm 6 months...... I am seeing a plan here.... Yeah, help a gal out...I'll share!!
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Woot-woot!!!
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jlove don't even see her friend invites...sheesh
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Okay, so Tessa. How many applicants have you received? Are you and your 10, I mean 20 kids all set now? Girl, how will you find time for sex?
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Edited by
Tessa02
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Thu 03/18/10 11:03 PM
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Got it all set!! Think I'll go lizzard hopping!!
Couldn't resist that one!
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