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I don't know about that Ed. Tessa seems smarter than the average interviewer. Do you need references?
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 Could you vouch for me? 
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Could you vouch for me? |
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Could you vouch for me? Hey you two, maybe you should get a room. (can I watch??  )
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Could you vouch for me? Hey you two, maybe you should get a room. (can I watch?? ) 
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Sounds good to me.
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My ex left me with 10 screaming kids,  all still at home & I'm currently looking for a guy to replace him with. Must have lots & lots of money!! Mama needs a new car!!! What do you think about marriage & more kids? I'm a little over the hill ya know (43) but, I can still cook!! Oh, sheesh, gtg kids killing each other!! TTYL All applicants please reply here. Don't call me...I'll call you!! Thx Disclaimer: All applicants will be required to hand over their wallet & credit cards to complete the application process.... Hello (((Tessa)))  I`m sending you my application for the above job opening. First of all if you think you are a little over the hill at 43. Let me introduce you to way past over the hill at the other side of it. I`m 58 and a glutton for punishment. 10 kids still at home. No problem. I`m very entertaining to kids, especially when I`ve got a good case of flatulence. Kids just love it when you rip a good string of farts.  I also can cook. If you check out my profile, you can see just how good my cooking is. Just by looking at my chubby self, you can see that I take really good care of myself.  By the way, I also do dishes. But I draw the line at doing windows. I do look good in a butlers uniform. You are more than welcome to my empty wallet and my overstretched credit cards. I certainly hope that you don`t do a credit check, seeing as my credit report isn`t up to par. I certainly hope that you consider me for the job opening. If I don`t get an interview, I understand. You can use the line that I have been hearing lately. We considered hiring you, but we went a different direction away from you and the job position has been filled.  Hopefully I can at least get a job interview so I can write this down in my unemployment book as looking for work.  Hope you have a great day. Hope to be hearing from you.  Thanks again.......Ed aka. rara777. Dang, Tessa, I think your search is over!
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My ex left me with 10 screaming kids, all still at home & I'm currently looking for a guy to replace him with. Must have lots & lots of money!! Mama needs a new car!!! What do you think about marriage & more kids? I'm a little over the hill ya know (43) but, I can still cook!! Oh, sheesh, gtg kids killing each other!! TTYL All applicants please reply here. Don't call me...I'll call you!! Thx Disclaimer: All applicants will be required to hand over their wallet & credit cards to complete the application process.... Hello (((Tessa))) I`m sending you my application for the above job opening. First of all if you think you are a little over the hill at 43. Let me introduce you to way past over the hill at the other side of it. I`m 58 and a glutton for punishment. 10 kids still at home. No problem. I`m very entertaining to kids, especially when I`ve got a good case of flatulence. Kids just love it when you rip a good string of farts. I also can cook. If you check out my profile, you can see just how good my cooking is. Just by looking at my chubby self, you can see that I take really good care of myself. By the way, I also do dishes. But I draw the line at doing windows. I do look good in a butlers uniform. You are more than welcome to my empty wallet and my overstretched credit cards. I certainly hope that you don`t do a credit check, seeing as my credit report isn`t up to par. I certainly hope that you consider me for the job opening. If I don`t get an interview, I understand. You can use the line that I have been hearing lately. We considered hiring you, but we went a different direction away from you and the job position has been filled. Hopefully I can at least get a job interview so I can write this down in my unemployment book as looking for work. Hope you have a great day. Hope to be hearing from you. Thanks again.......Ed aka. rara777. Dang, Tessa, I think your search is over! Does my "resume" look good enough to get me hired?
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Hmm, just woke up from a nap. Guess I was sleeping on the job!! Ed, your resume sounds really nice. But, I believe you are way too young & inexperienced for the job at this time!!!
I was looking more for an 100 year old ready to kick the bucket!!!
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Hmm, just woke up from a nap. Guess I was sleeping on the job!! Ed, your resume sounds really nice. But, I believe you are way too young & inexperienced for the job at this time!!! I was looking more for an 100 year old ready to kick the bucket!!! Tessa, you may wish to reconsider. Ed will certainly make sure you aren't taking any naps, if you know what I mean.... 
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Hmm, just woke up from a nap. Guess I was sleeping on the job!! Ed, your resume sounds really nice. But, I believe you are way too young & inexperienced for the job at this time!!! I was looking more for an 100 year old ready to kick the bucket!!! Tessa, you may wish to reconsider. Ed will certainly make sure you aren't taking any naps, if you know what I mean.... Well, then...why didn't he put that on his resume? I'll have to give this some deep consideration then!!
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"Deep" consideration! Ba-ha!!!!!
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women rock!
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women rock! Hey, Griffin! How's it hangin'? 
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about 16 inches... and you? (ok thats a lie, but I can't make others jealous)
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Hmm, just woke up from a nap. Guess I was sleeping on the job!! Ed, your resume sounds really nice. But, I believe you are way too young & inexperienced for the job at this time!!! I was looking more for an 100 year old ready to kick the bucket!!! Tessa, you may wish to reconsider. Ed will certainly make sure you aren't taking any naps, if you know what I mean.... Well, then...why didn't he put that on his resume? I'll have to give this some deep consideration then!! Do you always include ALL of the details in a resume? Don`t you want the interviewer to discover something that they don`t know about you in the resume?
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about 16 inches... and you? (ok thats a lie, but I can't make others jealous) Would you have to go "in" at least four times to make the 16?
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about 16 inches... and you? (ok thats a lie, but I can't make others jealous) Would you have to go "in" at least four times to make the 16? four times... LOL that would choke her! |
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about 16 inches... and you? (ok thats a lie, but I can't make others jealous) Would you have to go "in" at least four times to make the 16? four times... LOL that would choke her! 
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Edited by
Tessa02
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Fri 03/19/10 07:53 PM
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about 16 inches... and you? (ok thats a lie, but I can't make others jealous) Would you have to go "in" at least four times to make the 16? four times... LOL that would choke her! OMG!! I could go four times but I want to live through it, k? Well, I'm down to two last applicants & I can't decide which one! Can I have you both? |
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