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Sounds fabulous! As for me, I need to go shopping tomorrow for a blow up doll-do they make them for women?
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OMG!! I don't know!! *snort* You're killing me here!!!!
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Crap, the kids are home tomorrow from school. What am I supposed to say I'm doing and what's in my package when I get home?
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BOB is so much easier to hide...
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BOB is so much easier to hide... OMG, I swear I'm laughing so hard I'm almost crying! 
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but bob don't tell jokes!
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Neither does a blow-up doll, dear! Oh wait--do they make a TALKING one now?
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Well, can I at least come to the weddin'? Maybe one of you have a friend or distant cousin you could fix me up with? I haven't ummm... done a certain; oh heck-it's been 6 months! Help a gal out!!  Only six months?! Nice! I wish I could get that lucky.  
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Well, can I at least come to the weddin'? Maybe one of you have a friend or distant cousin you could fix me up with? I haven't ummm... done a certain; oh heck-it's been 6 months! Help a gal out!! Only six months?! Nice! I wish I could get that lucky. don't ruin my dreams...LOL |
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BOB is so much easier to hide... OMG, I swear I'm laughing so hard I'm almost crying! Egads, ya'll are killing me here!!!
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you can have the money, but you'd have to live in a haunted house
 and you don't mind me living in the attic. don't worry, you'll scarcely see my hidious face. i have my own door leading into the woods.
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you can have the money, but you'd have to live in a haunted house and you don't mind me living in the attic. don't worry, you'll scarcely see my hidious face. i have my own door leading into the woods. Look, at this point, if you put out, I'm good!!  
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you can have the money, but you'd have to live in a haunted house and you don't mind me living in the attic. don't worry, you'll scarcely see my hidious face. i have my own door leading into the woods. Look, at this point, if you put out, I'm good!! Falls over laughing. |
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we got ya covered jlove...
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you can have the money, but you'd have to live in a haunted house and you don't mind me living in the attic. don't worry, you'll scarcely see my hidious face. i have my own door leading into the woods. Look, at this point, if you put out, I'm good!! Way better than a talking blow-up doll!  (((Vincent))) |
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Well, can I at least come to the weddin'? Maybe one of you have a friend or distant cousin you could fix me up with? I haven't ummm... done a certain; oh heck-it's been 6 months! Help a gal out!! Only six months?! Nice! I wish I could get that lucky. don't ruin my dreams...LOL
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My ex left me with 10 screaming kids,  all still at home & I'm currently looking for a guy to replace him with. Must have lots & lots of money!! Mama needs a new car!!! What do you think about marriage & more kids? I'm a little over the hill ya know (43) but, I can still cook!! Oh, sheesh, gtg kids killing each other!! TTYL All applicants please reply here. Don't call me...I'll call you!! Thx Disclaimer: All applicants will be required to hand over their wallet & credit cards to complete the application process....  Well hell lil' lady just 10? Heck yur just gettin started. My momma had 15 of us. Now let me tell ya I've been savin' up my paychecks for a few year now and I might be able ta meet them needs of yurs and the youngun's. And if we comes up a bit short we can all always sell off some of them beautiful locks of yurs. I got a couple credet cards and you can have em cause they's maxed out anyways. My brother bubba has a car lot down in pixville an I'm sure he'd make us a deal on a station wagon. So are we all set? I've ready to start fixin' up for #11
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Dave..... go play in the hijack thread.... I got this...
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Edited by
darkowl1
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Thu 03/18/10 11:42 PM
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you can have the money, but you'd have to live in a haunted house and you don't mind me living in the attic. don't worry, you'll scarcely see my hidious face. i have my own door leading into the woods. Look, at this point, if you put out, I'm good!! i thought you're supposed to put it in!   hi cher! (((((((((((  ))))))))))))
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