someone point me to the orgy thread...quick!

i DO put it in, but there's nothing around.... i haven't had sex in so long and i'm so horny that everything's afraid of me now....the animals are all gone in the area, the trees picked up roots ran away down the street, the clouds skittered off, especially those cute little white fluffy ones. the cars exhaust pipes curled in, everything's scared of me...even the ghosts.....dammmmit.

be afraid.....be very afraid....

<--this is the most naked i get.

Well hel, that's no fun.


Chit, why am I thinking skinny-dipping? It's not warm enough for that.

even the water runs away at this point. my wenis is now a weathervane.

Well hel, that's no fun.


Chit, why am I thinking skinny-dipping? It's not warm enough for that.

That all depends on where you are

cheers and hugs

Well hell lil' lady just 10? Heck yur just gettin started. My momma had 15 of us.
Now let me tell ya I've been savin' up my paychecks for a few year now and I might be able ta meet them needs of yurs and the youngun's. And if we comes up a bit short we can all always sell off some of them beautiful locks of yurs. I got a couple credet cards and you can have em cause they's maxed out anyways. My brother bubba has a car lot down in pixville an I'm sure he'd make us a deal on a station wagon. So are we all set? I've ready to start fixin' up for #11
Dave..... go play in the hijack thread.... I got this...

OMG!! I'm reading back over this thread & it's as funny as the firt time!!

Well, can I at least come to the weddin'? Maybe one of you have a friend or distant cousin you could fix me up with? I haven't ummm... done a certain; oh heck-it's been 6 months! Help a gal out!!

My ex left me with 10 screaming kids, all still at home & I'm currently looking for a guy to replace him with. Must have lots & lots of money!! Mama needs a new car!!! What do you think about marriage & more kids? I'm a little over the hill ya know (43) but, I can still cook!! Oh, sheesh, gtg kids killing each other!! TTYL All applicants please reply here. Don't call me...I'll call you!! Thx


Disclaimer: All applicants will be required to hand over their wallet & credit cards to complete the application process....

Hello (((Tessa)))

I`m sending you my application for the above job opening.

First of all if you think you are a little over the hill at 43. Let me introduce you to way past over the hill at the other side of it. I`m 58 and a glutton for punishment. 10 kids still at home. No problem. I`m very entertaining to kids, especially when I`ve got a good case of flatulence. Kids just love it when you rip a good string of farts.

I also can cook. If you check out my profile, you can see just how good my cooking is. Just by looking at my chubby self, you can see that I take really good care of myself. By the way, I also do dishes. But I draw the line at doing windows. I do look good in a butlers uniform.

You are more than welcome to my empty wallet and my overstretched credit cards. I certainly hope that you don`t do a credit check, seeing as my credit report isn`t up to par.

I certainly hope that you consider me for the job opening.

If I don`t get an interview, I understand. You can use the line that I have been hearing lately. We considered hiring you, but we went a different direction away from you and the job position has been filled.

Hopefully I can at least get a job interview so I can write this down in my unemployment book as looking for work.

Hope you have a great day. Hope to be hearing from you.

Thanks again.......Ed aka. rara777.

OMG, Ed! That was freaking hilarious! Did Tessa get back to you yet? I hope so.

Ed if you get the job what will the rest of us Mingle ladies do without you????