Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? I hate these machine things... CAN YOU HEAR ME IN THE BACK?!
Ok, good. <cough> Um, well, HI! I'm here joining you all in this ether which we all call the 'internet'. Rather, I'm "here" metaphorically, at least. I mean where are we all REALLY? Whoa, that deep. I frighten even me sometimes...
No, this is not going well. Let me start over.

HI! I thought I'd drop in and check out this place (I like what you've done with it. What is that, velvet?) and frankly, I'm simply here to have fun and hope I can amuse others while I myself get amused in turn. That's only fair, isn't it?

So let's see where the adventure we call life takes us, shall we? After all, how bad can it get?
Um, don't answer that...

Welcome to the site

Hi You!!!!
Glad to see you on here

jump around and join in the forums,

Have fun Boop!

Silentsam

Join in the forums and get to know members

Best intro I have seen in the 2 eons I have been here.

Welcome to M2.

Welcome

WELCOME TO MINGLE!