Wow. That sums up my last relationship. WOW. Oh and in case you didnt catch it, that wasn't a good WOW either. lol I just recently became single as a result of an emotionally strenuous and unyielding relationship. Ive decided that its time to stick to my guns here.... Move on and move on strong. I'm so sick of dealing with little boys. I want a man. A real one. One that will bring me flowers at work or stop in just to say hello. A man who has a set of goals for himself and doesnt care what other people think.... and will do all that he can to accomplish anything he sets his mind to. I need a man who I know can protect me... and emotionally take care of me when the time calls for it. I'm ready to be happy.... i'm just waiting for the right guy to answer the call. No more meaningless relationships. No more heartbreak and pubescent attitudes..... so..... what do you have to offer, minglers?

hahah


sorry about everything

but.....

bad luck for you.......


i now own the only real man in America!!!!! hehehe

Hey I am still on the loose!!! Welcome to Mingle!!

Yes Mickey is the second real man in America!!!

What do I have to offer????

Well, let's see here....

I don't use crayons anymore, I've moved over to colored pencils.

I both cook and do the dishes, sometimes I do them at the same time!

I only cheat, lie and steal at work. (Oh, like you've never taken a toner home!)

You'll never catch me eyeballing another lady, as I have real dark sunglasses.

I have just enough strength to open most pickle jars.

I almost never say no, though mainly that applies to ice cream and cookies.

I never judge anyone, I just point and mock.



Well, that's all I can think of on short notice, unless your into more material things, in which case I've got about $4.67 in my pocket.

take your time girl dont get in to big of a hurry to jump right back in take some time for you and when the time is right you will find what you want probably where you least expect it in the meantime enjoy mingle just hope you can put up with all the smartasses and sarcastic people on here including me have fun:

An old buzzard like me, smartassed and sarcastic?

Me?

Just jump into the forums, like Rusty said.

We have a good time on here and sometimes we are good for a laugh.

There is NO explaining why you are still single :-)

ahem....i think NOT...

What more could one ask for .......

Honestly there are no guarantee's that one will not run into those that will break our hearts. In order to find love one must take chances. Nothing in life is a given, nor will life be a bed of roses...........

haha you are pretty amazing. Thanks for brightening my day already... and its only 7:46 am... lol

I see your point and you are definitely right. Normally, if I was fresh out of a relationship, i'd be horribly mopey and not not want to jump right into the scheme of things... but... when you are hurt like I was hurt... it makes things easier... if someone can manage to make you hate them say for oh I dunno, something like, inviting you out to the beach so you can talk and fix things and then the minute you cry after being insulted, leave you standing there begging the person not to leave and to just talk some more.... looking like a moron in a place where you dont know where you are or how to get home? Well... then its easier to think you deserve better.... just sayin.

I do what I can, and what I can't - well I usually make such a spectacle trying it's good for a laugh.

haha well, theres a lot of good that can come out of that... so there's really not a problem there lol

Unless you're really really into obscure sci-fi authors, I got nothin'.....

Welcome back rockette - I'm sorry this happened to you.
Heartbreak is rough but you are going to bounce back nicely I'm sure

I will offer you some good ol' Goof advice. On the house.

1. Don't date guys who say "Yo baby! How can I get wit you?". Come on. A dude with goals will say "Hello there love. Nice day isn't it. How may I acquire your digits so that I can call you and we can knock boots sometime?" This is classy.

2. Never say you won't date a certain type. Next thing you know, you have fallen for a dude who collects comics and worships Stan Lee. There is nothing wrong with this type of dude. He just will have to roll his five sided die piece at times to figure out his next move. Trust me. This dude can make life interesting.

3. When a man says to you "Yeah. I just need to take it slow babe", you can translate this to mean "I aint diggin ya, but you have a nice rack and I wanna keep you on the sideline in case things don't work out with this other chick." You are too good for this dude. Smack, slash his tires, but do it to where you are not seen. I suggest Ninja mode for this.

4. Last piece of free advice is never accept a drink from a dude at the bar. If he sends one to you, then kindly take the drink and pour it on his head and yell, "Light BEER????? How F'n rude!". Trust me, you do this, then a real man will see this and fall madly in lust....I mean love with you. Trust Goof. Guys love chicks with balls.....well....chicks who physically don't have balls, but....you get my meaning.

hey Row. Its been a while lol