Please, take care of yourself this Christmas. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by ******** who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and **** like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

guess I better start drinking again

This is suppost to be funny it's not. Dont get me wrong. Two little kids were riding a bike. a little boy was standing on those pegs they sometimes put on the back. Well the little girl ran a red light and they were struck. The boy died. The man driving the truck even after they dederimed he was NOT drinking. They still wanted to bring charges on him.
My opinon what about the little girl. Shouldn't you think about charging her before the man. And even if he had been drinking would it have made a difference if someone steps right in front of you.

Not funny. But food for thought.

this is the joke section, so i would think anything posted here would be intended as a joke. i could be wrong, carry on

I don't trust a man who doesn't drink. Their beady eyed and sneaky.

If the drinking and driving laws were there to make the roads safer they'd be inforced by people watching the bars and checking people leaving the parking lots. A statistic that I read says that for every accident caused by alchohol there are 1.4million miles driven under the influence.(I'm not sure where they came up with that but at 20000 per year that's every day for seventy years) The law's there to take your money, if you have enough you won't get charged.. but on the lighter side I also read a statistic that says that you're more likely to get hurt drinking and walking, so for heavens sake be carefull!

It is the joke section and I am sure no one intended it as anything else but I agree with Markc........maybe it just hits to close to home