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Edited by
uk1971
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Tue 01/04/11 12:39 PM
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Here's a guide to better enable yourself to "Find That Special Someone"...just look at their intro lines!
~ FEMALE ~ * Beautiful Bulgarian girl = I need a green card * Beautiful Ukranian girl = I need a green card * Beautiful Romanian girl = I need a green card....possibly a gypsy * I love doing yoga and running with my dog = a really good lay * Athletic = No ti ts * Spends too much time at work / Work Hard = I'm cheating on you and we haven't even met * Beautiful = Pathological liar * Contagious Smile = Takes a lot of pills * Emotionally Secure = On medication / Frequent Psychiatric Visits * Feminist = Fat * Free spirit = Junkie / Hippie * Hopeless romantic = Wants a Ring * Friendship first = Former slut * Fun = Annoying * New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places * Goal oriented = She wants to wear the pants * BA in psychology = I will be single forever * Sensitive Girl = Insecure * Adventurous = Slept with everyone * Old-fashioned = No Blow Jobs * Looking For A Man with ambition = Golddigger * Mentions the word "Love" in any way shape or form = clingy * Honest Eyes = I'll cheat on you and you'll never know....hehehehe * Family is important to me = Father Issues * Open-minded = Really Really Desperate * Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing * Passionate = Sloppy drunk * Average looking = Ugly * Spontaneous = Will Have Sex Anywhere * Looking for a cowboy! = Take me....Take me nowwwwww! * Low maintenance girl = not very attractive and probably athletic = no **** no looks * Fun-loving girl = gives it up a lot * For a guy to make me laugh = depressed probably medicated * Honest, intelligent, funny and just down to earth = probably none of the above * Spiritual = a witch, possibly a vegetarian * Voluptuous = Possibly Fat * Large frame = One Large Woman * Wants Soul mate = Stalker * Looking for a nice guy = Been cheated on (Paranoid, Clingy) * No Baby Daddy Drama = Baby Daddy Drama (Look out!) * 30-ish = 35-45 * 40-ish = 49-54 * Chivalry should not be dead! There's something to be said about how our parents courted = Princess....Only Child * Very social = keep your good-looking friend away from this one * I've been called a keeper = only calls herself a keeper ~ MALE ~ * Looking for a nice girl = Been cheated on (Paranoid, Clingy) * Ambitious = Rich * Family is important to me = Mother Issues * Old fashioned gentleman = Oldddd. Really Olddddddd * Renowned Psycologist = You'll be on medication inside of a week * I've been called a keeper = only calls himself a keeper * Open-minded = Really Really Desperate * Adventurous & Open-minded = Swinger, possibly bi * I want you to want me = Knows at least one song from the 80s * Charming European accent = I will cheat on you, but its okay I have a Charming European accent * Bad boys need love too = maybe a good lay, possibly has herpes * Wickedly sarcastic sense of humor = Will tell you your ugly and think its funny * Big Teddy Bear = Really Really Big * Lets go on a magic carpet ride = On the Sexual Offender list....check local website first * Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing * Exceptional = Probably average at best * Look here! = You probably don't want to look there * Moved back after a long time = I'm 30 and I live with my parents * Voluptuous = Sex Change... Tranvestite * No Baby Mama Drama = Baby Mama Drama (Look out!) * I work at Budweiser = Un-employed * I like to watch movies = Can't dance to save my life * Outgoing, Independent Guy = Will not come home at night * Looking for the ms right = Mr. Wrong * Adam looking for Eve = Bible Study begins at 8pm * Tall guy = Big Schlong * Sensitive Guy = Gay * I cried watching the movie "Titanic" = Gay * Searching for Treasure = "Let me guess it's around a female's chest!" * Smart and quiet guy = "One Day I will be the Uni-Bomber"....don't look in my basement * I love doing yoga and running with my dog = Really Really Really Gay   
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I'm very spontanious!!!
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soooo.....i should be looking for a woman that is Spontaneous.....
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