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I was over at Mom's house this afternoon when Dad took the mail in. He just looks at the individual pieces and throws them across the table, every day, muttering about junk mail. Today he threw a catalog at me, while he was muttering, it was a "Carol Wright Gifts" catalog. You know the ones...they have been selling the "blanket robes" (snuggies) for years along with sensible shoes and cheap curtains and most "as seen on tv" gizmos. Well, I start flipping threw the pages as I was talking to Mom and what to my shocked eyes do I see on the pages of this respectable catalog????????
"COMFORT AIDES"......  (you know....SEX TOYS AND "ENHANCEMENT PRODUCTS" AND PLEASURE DVD'S) right along side the folding canes and denture creams and handy choppers 
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Sounds pretty hot to me.
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Not with my parents in the same room....
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so how does one subscribe?
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Not with my parents in the same room.... Ha ha...thats how you came into this world. |
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But I wasn't "there" to see if Mom was into "aides"
 Kev, I don't know....Mom has been getting these catalogs all the time, but this is the first time I saw the new items for sale. They have a .com try that. 
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so....which of the items did you order?
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I took the book home to check them out without Mom in the room..
 I mean....I didn't get any!!!!!!  
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You almost always need a "comfort aide" when wearing a snuggy, cause....good luck getting somebody turned on wearing one of those....
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I took the book home to check them out without Mom in the room.. I mean....I didn't get any!!!!!!
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(They have to mail them to me.....so I haven't gotten them)
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yet ....
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Oh please!
You gotta know that your mom knows how to operate the business end of a penis.....no stork yanked you out from the cabbage patch. hehehehehehehehe Worry not baby...if your parents are like mine then they havent gotten naked, sweaty and freak nasty since 1986. |
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You almost always need a "comfort aide" when wearing a snuggy, cause....good luck getting somebody turned on wearing one of those.... 
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I'd be pretty mortified, too! Sex and your parents are NOT something I you want to think about.
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My mom and I would have poured over the offerings together and laughed our butts off!
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Oh please! You gotta know that your mom knows how to operate the business end of a penis.....no stork yanked you out from the cabbage patch. hehehehehehehehe Worry not baby...if your parents are like mine then they havent gotten naked, sweaty and freak nasty since 1986. My folks still get naked, sweaty and freak nasty! At least for people their age. Heck I am the one averaging once a year for two years now!!  
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Funny how years ago the underwear section of the Sears catalog WAS the "Comfort Aide"...and yes it was embarrassing to get caught by parents.
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