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....general, music, chat,...whatever...move where "appropriate"!
add a verse to "Ironic". ...a maroon towel....in you load of socks like 794564572545454 bags, when all you need is a box |
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It's like joining a datesite...just to be adored
Reading the forums....all they say is "I'm bored". |
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It's like speaking your heart..even when it sounds lame
You think you've connected..then they move you to "Games" |
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It is wanting love, when her heart is closed The fire is on, but you still get hosed. |
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Tue 01/25/11 12:57 PM
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It's like holding the hose..filled with desire
Riding the red truck, but missing the fire |
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It's like being Presbyterian....going to Mass
Going to Communion...and there's a star on the glass |
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It's like being Presbyterian....going to Mass Going to Communion...and there's a star on the glass  It's like giving all up, with a wink and a nod Then the Atheist says, "I sware to God". |
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It's like a pretty singer....
with a monsterous bush.... you can even see it... when you look at her tush. Who woulda thought? It figures. |
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HAAAAAAAhahahaa!!!
It's like going to Lollapaloosa, when your girl's got the cramp on Watching L-7.....and she throws her tampon |
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(That's hilarious dude!)
Mr. Play-it-Safe...was afraid to fly. He packed his suitcase, kissed his b^tchy nagging wife good bye. He had waited his whole damned life just to catch that flight. And as the plane crashed down, he said..."It's better than going back home to that b!tch." :) |
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too funny
It's like being at home, wanting to be master Then missing your wife, from an aviation disaster |
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Is Alanis still alive?. Haven't heard from her in ages.
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Doing fine
Eating Moose Isn't it ironic Don't ya think....K? |
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