Topic: How to get and keep a man
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Thu 05/12/11 05:34 PM


I'm curious. If men really want sex sex sex... if that is the most important thing to them, my question is ..

What is it about sex with a woman that is any better than doing it with a nice looking blow-up doll or using their own hand?

If it is only the orgasm that they want they can get that anytime.

But no, they seem to want some kind of human interaction or 'relationship' right?

What is it that they want in that regard? Seriously.




If it was solely about the orgasm, I'd just masturbate. Fortunately, there's a lot more to sex than that.

EquusDancer's photo
Thu 05/12/11 05:34 PM

According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.


What if I'll do 1.5 out of those 4?


I'm screwed. 1, 3, and 4 are out.

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Thu 05/12/11 05:37 PM
Well, the 1 was #2 and the .5 was for part of #4. I'll let him watch sports sometimes. :wink:

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Thu 05/12/11 05:39 PM


According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.









As if you will ever find thatlaugh


1. The cooking would be nice, but I would help if I can. If not, ill stick to the BQ. House keeper, both should take part in that.

2. Ill agree with, but blow jobs are optional.

3. Na, just love me...

4. Refer back to 2 and 3





There are men out there who don't really care about blowjobs?! I'm not sure I've ever heard a man say blowjobs are optional. rofl

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Thu 05/12/11 06:00 PM


I'm curious. If men really want sex sex sex... if that is the most important thing to them, my question is ..

What is it about sex with a woman that is any better than doing it with a nice looking blow-up doll or using their own hand?

If it is only the orgasm that they want they can get that anytime.

But no, they seem to want some kind of human interaction or 'relationship' right?

What is it that they want in that regard? Seriously.




I believe I answered this in:

"Anybody like to be Mentally expletive/deleted? "

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Thu 05/12/11 06:42 PM
Edited by sweetestgirl11 on Thu 05/12/11 06:47 PM




According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.








more along the lines of:
1. Be attractive, stay attractive. (if you don't want your man to consider sleeping with someone else, give him something on which to focus his attention.
2. Treat him like he's the second most important person in your life and the most important man in your life. (yourself being number one, but not to the point of being a selfish diva)
3. Put out regularly because you actually enjoy sex and never use sex as a bargaining tool. Sex should never be given as a reward for good behavior or withheld because you didn't get your way.
4. Don't cause your man any grief. The last thing a man wants is to put up with a woman acting like a spoiled child. A man wants to have an upfront and mature relationship. High maintenance women are undesirable.

This is just my personal opinion.
This man doesn't want to be worshiped or fed. As far as the TV goes, we men use it as an escape from reality. Whether it be sports, movies, or video games, it helps us discharge our mental batteries.


. . .


I think I'm gonna throw up after reading this one...if you want ur woman to "put out" instead of putting YOU out treat her decent - help with the housework and cooking, n don't spend every free minute staring at that idiot box because that's truly who it's for - idiots

and don't expect sex to take 5 minutes - if ur not in it for the romance factor we will find another man who is

have a nice day


i find it interesting that so many words were added into what i wrote. i could swear that i didn't say anything about a woman having to do all the cooking and cleaning. and i never said anything about sitting and watching tv every free minute. and i never said anything about sex only lasting 5 minutes. also never said anything about not treating a woman decent.

that's one heck of an interpreter program that you must be using.


. . .
nice try

and I wasn't responding only to you
I was responding to others and adding a few of my own concerns as well
I really think it was disgusting - all of that putting out and doing this/that if you have to get a woman to "put out" than u don't know what u r doing - just my opinion of course not meant to anyone personally

oh, and may I add (without putting out) the following requirements for a man if he wants his woman to "put out"

1. Gentlemen: Be attractive, stay attractive. (if you don't want your woman to consider sleeping with someone else, give her something on which to focus her attention. No Beer Guts.
2. Treat her like she's the second most important person in your life and the most important woman in your life. (yourself being number one, but not to the point of being a selfish bore)
3. Put out regularly because you actually enjoy sex and never use sex as a bargaining tool. Sex should never be given as a reward for good behavior or withheld because you didn't get your way.
4. Don't cause your woman any grief. The last thing a woman wants is to put up with a man acting like a spoiled child. A woman wants to have an upfront and mature relationship. High maintenance men are undesirable.


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Thu 05/12/11 07:02 PM




Oh Resserts ... you know I'm kidding :wink: :tongue:

If you'd like to use rope instead, ArtGurl, we might be able to work something out.




Ewww rope burn!

Fuzzy handcuffs, people, what is wrong with you!?!


cotton rope don't burn!


Sounds like you know from experience. :wink:



LOL! If you only knew blushing pitchfork

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Thu 05/12/11 07:26 PM
According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:

1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.

I'm screwed. 1, 3, and 4 are out.

Ha! 25% is plenty for a lot of us. In fact:

1. I cook for myself and, for the most part, take care of my own household needs. Besides, I don't like anyone getting into my stuff, even it it's just my boxers.

2. Well, to be fair, we're not all sex-crazed. Okay, we are, but some of us are less crazed than others. Personally, I've been celibate for a long time and I'm okay continuing as such for a long time to come — uh, no pun intended.

3. A god worthy of your worship would never require or accept it.

4. I despise football and most spectator sports; they bore me to tears. I enjoy only a few hours of television each week: The FOX Sunday night lineup, 'The Big Bang Theory,' 'South Park,' and an occasional episode of 'The Daily Show' and 'The Colbert Report.'

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Thu 05/12/11 08:41 PM





According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.








more along the lines of:
1. Be attractive, stay attractive. (if you don't want your man to consider sleeping with someone else, give him something on which to focus his attention.
2. Treat him like he's the second most important person in your life and the most important man in your life. (yourself being number one, but not to the point of being a selfish diva)
3. Put out regularly because you actually enjoy sex and never use sex as a bargaining tool. Sex should never be given as a reward for good behavior or withheld because you didn't get your way.
4. Don't cause your man any grief. The last thing a man wants is to put up with a woman acting like a spoiled child. A man wants to have an upfront and mature relationship. High maintenance women are undesirable.

This is just my personal opinion.
This man doesn't want to be worshiped or fed. As far as the TV goes, we men use it as an escape from reality. Whether it be sports, movies, or video games, it helps us discharge our mental batteries.


. . .


I think I'm gonna throw up after reading this one...if you want ur woman to "put out" instead of putting YOU out treat her decent - help with the housework and cooking, n don't spend every free minute staring at that idiot box because that's truly who it's for - idiots

and don't expect sex to take 5 minutes - if ur not in it for the romance factor we will find another man who is

have a nice day


i find it interesting that so many words were added into what i wrote. i could swear that i didn't say anything about a woman having to do all the cooking and cleaning. and i never said anything about sitting and watching tv every free minute. and i never said anything about sex only lasting 5 minutes. also never said anything about not treating a woman decent.

that's one heck of an interpreter program that you must be using.


. . .
nice try

and I wasn't responding only to you
I was responding to others and adding a few of my own concerns as well
I really think it was disgusting - all of that putting out and doing this/that if you have to get a woman to "put out" than u don't know what u r doing - just my opinion of course not meant to anyone personally

oh, and may I add (without putting out) the following requirements for a man if he wants his woman to "put out"

1. Gentlemen: Be attractive, stay attractive. (if you don't want your woman to consider sleeping with someone else, give her something on which to focus her attention. No Beer Guts.
2. Treat her like she's the second most important person in your life and the most important woman in your life. (yourself being number one, but not to the point of being a selfish bore)
3. Put out regularly because you actually enjoy sex and never use sex as a bargaining tool. Sex should never be given as a reward for good behavior or withheld because you didn't get your way.
4. Don't cause your woman any grief. The last thing a woman wants is to put up with a man acting like a spoiled child. A woman wants to have an upfront and mature relationship. High maintenance men are undesirable.




I thought the original topic was about "How to get and keep a man"? I guess one topic about men is unacceptable. There always has to be male bashing.

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Thu 05/12/11 08:45 PM
indianadave4, are you always so serious?

fireflysgirl's photo
Thu 05/12/11 10:13 PM



According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.









As if you will ever find thatlaugh


1. The cooking would be nice, but I would help if I can. If not, ill stick to the BQ. House keeper, both should take part in that.

2. Ill agree with, but blow jobs are optional.

3. Na, just love me...

4. Refer back to 2 and 3





There are men out there who don't really care about blowjobs?! I'm not sure I've ever heard a man say blowjobs are optional. rofl


Nope & don't use them as a bargaining tool when he is kicking your azz @ monopoly either :tongue: You'll be working off that motel you had to put on boardwalk for a while laugh surprised

ArtGurl's photo
Thu 05/12/11 10:44 PM

Oh Resserts ... you know I'm kidding :wink: :tongue:

If you'd like to use rope instead, ArtGurl, we might be able to work something out.






As you wish ((R)) bigsmile :tongue:

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Fri 05/13/11 12:19 AM




According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.









As if you will ever find thatlaugh


1. The cooking would be nice, but I would help if I can. If not, ill stick to the BQ. House keeper, both should take part in that.

2. Ill agree with, but blow jobs are optional.

3. Na, just love me...

4. Refer back to 2 and 3





There are men out there who don't really care about blowjobs?! I'm not sure I've ever heard a man say blowjobs are optional. rofl


Nope & don't use them as a bargaining tool when he is kicking your azz @ monopoly either :tongue: You'll be working off that motel you had to put on boardwalk for a while laugh surprised


Think we need to play some Monopoly! :tongue: blushing

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Fri 05/13/11 07:23 AM





According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.









As if you will ever find thatlaugh


1. The cooking would be nice, but I would help if I can. If not, ill stick to the BQ. House keeper, both should take part in that.

2. Ill agree with, but blow jobs are optional.

3. Na, just love me...

4. Refer back to 2 and 3





There are men out there who don't really care about blowjobs?! I'm not sure I've ever heard a man say blowjobs are optional. rofl


Nope & don't use them as a bargaining tool when he is kicking your azz @ monopoly either :tongue: You'll be working off that motel you had to put on boardwalk for a while laugh surprised


Think we need to play some Monopoly! :tongue: blushing


"but only if I get to be the shoe"...Tankgirl...LOL!

Oh good lord...and I bet your knowledge of accounting & finance wouldn't lend you the upper hand there at all? tongue2


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Fri 05/13/11 10:15 AM
Oh Resserts ... you know I'm kidding :wink: :tongue:

If you'd like to use rope instead, ArtGurl, we might be able to work something out.

As you wish ((R)) bigsmile :tongue:

My place or yours, ArtGurl? And, are we using a safeword? :tongue:

mylifetoday's photo
Fri 05/13/11 10:20 AM






According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.









As if you will ever find thatlaugh


1. The cooking would be nice, but I would help if I can. If not, ill stick to the BQ. House keeper, both should take part in that.

2. Ill agree with, but blow jobs are optional.

3. Na, just love me...

4. Refer back to 2 and 3





There are men out there who don't really care about blowjobs?! I'm not sure I've ever heard a man say blowjobs are optional. rofl


Nope & don't use them as a bargaining tool when he is kicking your azz @ monopoly either :tongue: You'll be working off that motel you had to put on boardwalk for a while laugh surprised


Think we need to play some Monopoly! :tongue: blushing


"but only if I get to be the shoe"...Tankgirl...LOL!

Oh good lord...and I bet your knowledge of accounting & finance wouldn't lend you the upper hand there at all? tongue2




Naw, that would be cheating! I only use my knowledge for good. I wear the white hat. :tongue:

fireflysgirl's photo
Fri 05/13/11 12:10 PM







According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.









As if you will ever find thatlaugh


1. The cooking would be nice, but I would help if I can. If not, ill stick to the BQ. House keeper, both should take part in that.

2. Ill agree with, but blow jobs are optional.

3. Na, just love me...

4. Refer back to 2 and 3





There are men out there who don't really care about blowjobs?! I'm not sure I've ever heard a man say blowjobs are optional. rofl


Nope & don't use them as a bargaining tool when he is kicking your azz @ monopoly either :tongue: You'll be working off that motel you had to put on boardwalk for a while laugh surprised


Think we need to play some Monopoly! :tongue: blushing


"but only if I get to be the shoe"...Tankgirl...LOL!

Oh good lord...and I bet your knowledge of accounting & finance wouldn't lend you the upper hand there at all? tongue2




Naw, that would be cheating! I only use my knowledge for good. I wear the white hat. :tongue:


Oh I bet laugh ...rolls dice blushing

You sellin' snake-oil too :tongue:

mylifetoday's photo
Fri 05/13/11 05:04 PM








According to the thread about what a man needs to be happy, all a woman has to do to get and keep a man is:


1. Be a really good cook and house keeper.
2. Love lots of sex and give blow jobs.
3. Worship him as a god.
4. Let him watch football or whatever he likes on T.V.









As if you will ever find thatlaugh


1. The cooking would be nice, but I would help if I can. If not, ill stick to the BQ. House keeper, both should take part in that.

2. Ill agree with, but blow jobs are optional.

3. Na, just love me...

4. Refer back to 2 and 3





There are men out there who don't really care about blowjobs?! I'm not sure I've ever heard a man say blowjobs are optional. rofl


Nope & don't use them as a bargaining tool when he is kicking your azz @ monopoly either :tongue: You'll be working off that motel you had to put on boardwalk for a while laugh surprised


Think we need to play some Monopoly! :tongue: blushing


"but only if I get to be the shoe"...Tankgirl...LOL!

Oh good lord...and I bet your knowledge of accounting & finance wouldn't lend you the upper hand there at all? tongue2




Naw, that would be cheating! I only use my knowledge for good. I wear the white hat. :tongue:


Oh I bet laugh ...rolls dice blushing

You sellin' snake-oil too :tongue:


How did you know??? It is good for most anything, especially stains.

You landed on Marvin Gardens again. That will be $360 please, or we could work out some kind of payment plan... blushing

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Fri 05/13/11 06:24 PM

indianadave4, are you always so serious?


No, however, the response that sweetestgirl11 made reads very serious so I made a serious response.

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Fri 05/13/11 06:48 PM
Lighten up! Most replies in this thread don't seem very serious.