Wise Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Wise Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Wise Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Wise Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Wise Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Wise Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Wise Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Wise Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the
trunk if you want to see?

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car,clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Wise Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Wise Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Wise Woman: Yes, here are the
registration papers.

(The officer is quite stunned.)

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not
have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a
clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Wise Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Ha ha

that's hilarious!