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Topic: THEY MAKE MONEY OFF MY BODY!!
luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 08/16/11 05:39 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 08/16/11 05:44 PM
Ok, can someone please explain to me, why doctors are one of the highest paid jobs around?what

Today I go to the Emergency Room. Im having migrain headaches, and dizzy spells.Im there for 6 hours!frustrated

They do a brain scan, a chest scan, a heart skan, and EKG, bloodwork, a pee scan, and assorted other tests on me....yawn

Heres the skinny.bigsmile

The bad news is im gonna live!sad laugh laugh

The good news is im Anemic,(since when?)and my kidneys are not functioning properly. But after all these tests, heres what we do know....

NOTHING!surprised

They have no clue whats wrong with me, my head, or my kidneys, so tomorrow, guess what they wanna do???spock

More tests!! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!whoa laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Like,what more can they possibly do. We have eliminated any cysts or tumors, and its very doubtfully a remission on my cancer,and I have no trama to my head or chest. Like Duh!explode

WTF? grumble

All I know is that as long as they dont cut off my other t!t, or make me bald again, im cool. Any thing else will be petty to me, at this point!:banana: :banana: laugh laugh

And for all this wisdom, they probably billed my insurance, AT LEAST $20.000 dollars, if not more!surprised

I need to get a job as a doctor, or a weather person. :thumbsup:

Either way, you get paid for not having to be, totally accurate, or know the cause of why its happening! And if your wrong, you still get paid.

Even if theres a hurricane you dont report, or someone dies in the E.R.oops rofl rofl rofl rofl




motowndowntown's photo
Tue 08/16/11 05:46 PM
They don't call it "practicing" medicine for nothing you know.

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 08/16/11 05:49 PM

They don't call it "practicing" medicine for nothing you know.
You got that right!laugh laugh laugh

BettyB's photo
Tue 08/16/11 05:50 PM

They don't call it "practicing" medicine for nothing you know.

Can you not read anymore?????????????????????
Please answer you email!

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 08/16/11 05:53 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 08/16/11 05:53 PM


They don't call it "practicing" medicine for nothing you know.

Can you not read anymore?????????????????????
Please answer you email!
Yeah Mowtown!bigsmile

I answer all mine. Whats the matter for you?laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

BettyB's photo
Tue 08/16/11 05:55 PM



They don't call it "practicing" medicine for nothing you know.

Can you not read anymore?????????????????????
Please answer you email!
Yeah Mowtown!bigsmile

I answer all mine. Whats the matter for you?laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Hes got a burr up his butt.
Can you remove it?bigsmile

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 08/16/11 05:58 PM
Edited by luv2roknroll on Tue 08/16/11 05:59 PM




They don't call it "practicing" medicine for nothing you know.

Can you not read anymore?????????????????????
Please answer you email!
Yeah Mowtown!bigsmile

I answer all mine. Whats the matter for you?laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Hes got a burr up his butt.
Can you remove it?bigsmile
Actually yes..

I do practice amature proctology!pitchfork

*puts on a rubber glove*

CMERE MOWTOWN, DROP YOUR PANTS, AND BEND OVER.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

BettyB's photo
Tue 08/16/11 06:01 PM
laugh laugh Good for you.
I have an extra extra extra long pair of pliers .Want to use them?
cause is burr in really deep!

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 08/16/11 06:04 PM

laugh laugh Good for you.
I have an extra extra extra long pair of pliers .Want to use them?
cause is burr in really deep!
Nope, I got a wench for that!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

krupa's photo
Tue 08/16/11 06:05 PM
I donno...I may not be a doctor but, after doing 16 years in my Dad's Kyokushinkai Karate school....I am a more than fair hand at basic triage and treatment of a good number of things from cuts, broken fingers,toes,noses, dislocated fingers,shoulders,knees,elbows and hips.....plus a badly broken arm after a pistol whipping on christmas day three years ago. I have patched up more than one wound....and they are all different. You gotta make a judgement call.

I got alot of respect for the medical field. Those who do thier job right, got my respect.

I do believe they should be well paid for the responsibilities thier field requires. I just wish that they didn't try to collect a house or boat payment every time ya visit.

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 08/16/11 06:05 PM

good lawd, I hope youre feeling better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...

looks like im still stuck here on this planet a while longer.whoa

Lets see how many people I can pizz off?pitchfork laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 08/16/11 06:07 PM

I donno...I may not be a doctor but, after doing 16 years in my Dad's Kyokushinkai Karate school....I am a more than fair hand at basic triage and treatment of a good number of things from cuts, broken fingers,toes,noses, dislocated fingers,shoulders,knees,elbows and hips.....plus a badly broken arm after a pistol whipping on christmas day three years ago. I have patched up more than one wound....and they are all different. You gotta make a judgement call.

I got alot of respect for the medical field. Those who do thier job right, got my respect.

I do believe they should be well paid for the responsibilities thier field requires. I just wish that they didn't try to collect a house or boat payment every time ya visit.
Yeah, the $10.00 aspirin, is alittle steep!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

BettyB's photo
Tue 08/16/11 06:09 PM


good lawd, I hope youre feeling better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...

looks like im still stuck here on this planet a while longer.whoa

Lets see how many people I can pizz off?pitchfork laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Well if you need any help in the pizzing off dept...I seem to be an expert at these dayslaugh

BettyB's photo
Tue 08/16/11 06:09 PM


good lawd, I hope youre feeling better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...

looks like im still stuck here on this planet a while longer.whoa

Lets see how many people I can pizz off?pitchfork laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Well if you need any help in the pizzing off dept...I seem to be an expert at these dayslaugh

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 08/16/11 06:12 PM



good lawd, I hope youre feeling better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...

looks like im still stuck here on this planet a while longer.whoa

Lets see how many people I can pizz off?pitchfork laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Well if you need any help in the pizzing off dept...I seem to be an expert at these dayslaugh
You and me both!:thumbsup:

What do you think happened to most of my biotches!whoa

They couldnt keep up with this biotch!Im the queen!rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

no photo
Tue 08/16/11 06:12 PM
you're gonna have to tell them you can't stay at the hospital all day...you have to mingle...

txmomof2's photo
Tue 08/16/11 06:19 PM
You can't die now...I need my luv!

luv2roknroll's photo
Tue 08/16/11 06:20 PM

you're gonna have to tell them you can't stay at the hospital all day...you have to mingle...
You could always buy me a laptop moneybags!flowerforyou

no photo
Tue 08/16/11 06:24 PM


you're gonna have to tell them you can't stay at the hospital all day...you have to mingle...
You could always buy me a laptop moneybags!flowerforyou
money bags...MOI ??? noway

BettyB's photo
Tue 08/16/11 06:33 PM




good lawd, I hope youre feeling better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah...

looks like im still stuck here on this planet a while longer.whoa

Lets see how many people I can pizz off?pitchfork laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Well if you need any help in the pizzing off dept...I seem to be an expert at these dayslaugh
You and me both!:thumbsup:

What do you think happened to most of my biotches!whoa

They couldnt keep up with this biotch!Im the queen!rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Well I guess there are some who think I am a close second..even though I don't know why .Maybe there is a King Biotch floating around?

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