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Topic: normal?
mary1230's photo
Tue 11/22/11 06:10 PM
I don't know what normal is....but what I do know is....

I've been on this site for a while now...I either get guys who want to have computer sex or phone sex or sext me...what is that? their profiles say they're looking for a friendship, possible relationship, yet they expect me to give them my personal email, download chat programs for easier access, go immediately from introducing themselves and talking to me via email for a day then right into sex. When I first speak to them, I say to myself that I've met a possible nice guy, then wam! "Baby, give me your email address so we can talk, what are you wearing?"

Don't mean to sound so bitchy but please don't waste my time.

Seriously, grow up, this isn't 10th grade.

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Tue 11/22/11 06:14 PM

I don't know what normal is....but what I do know is....

I've been on this site for a while now...I either get guys who want to have computer sex or phone sex or sext me...what is that? their profiles say they're looking for a friendship, possible relationship, yet they expect me to give them my personal email, download chat programs for easier access, go immediately from introducing themselves and talking to me via email for a day then right into sex. When I first speak to them, I say to myself that I've met a possible nice guy, then wam! "Baby, give me your email address so we can talk, what are you wearing?"

Don't mean to sound so bitchy but please don't waste my time.

Seriously, grow up, this isn't 10th grade.


I will forever honor you as the woman who read my mind

these guys need to get afriggin life whoa I mean can anyone say "cheezy"

- not only is it not 10th grade, but there are 800 #s for that - I'd post them on here but Lex would prolly scold....laugh

krupa's photo
Tue 11/22/11 06:33 PM
I got no proof but, I am pretty sure that "Normal" is a myth. Kinda like the "Tooth Fairy" or "Perfect".

It's a nice idea but, the problem with your theory is.....this is Earth.

Sorry...

:)

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Tue 11/22/11 06:36 PM
OK

normal then according to krupa

is a lady dressed in a tutu who slips money under your pillow at night and stores reserves of human teeth for what unknown diabolical purpose?

hmmmm

I think u should get a nobel prize for that

and Oh

what are you wearing???laugh devil

Ruth34611's photo
Tue 11/22/11 06:37 PM

I got no proof but, I am pretty sure that "Normal" is a myth. Kinda like the "Tooth Fairy" or "Perfect".

It's a nice idea but, the problem with your theory is.....this is Earth.

Sorry...

:)


Actually....I am a perfectly normal tooth fairy. We do exist. We are commonly referred to as moms and dads. :wink:

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Tue 11/22/11 06:41 PM


I got no proof but, I am pretty sure that "Normal" is a myth. Kinda like the "Tooth Fairy" or "Perfect".

It's a nice idea but, the problem with your theory is.....this is Earth.

Sorry...

:)


Actually....I am a perfectly normal tooth fairy.

damn it, I was gonna say that grumble laugh

no photo
Tue 11/22/11 06:42 PM


I got no proof but, I am pretty sure that "Normal" is a myth. Kinda like the "Tooth Fairy" or "Perfect".

It's a nice idea but, the problem with your theory is.....this is Earth.

Sorry...

:)


Actually....I am a perfectly normal tooth fairy. We do exist. We are commonly referred to as moms and dads. :wink:




shhhhh you'll give it away - don;t want to ruin anyone's childhoodlaugh

rara777's photo
Tue 11/22/11 06:45 PM
If we aren`t in Normal,Illinois then none of us are normal.laugh

rofl :laughing: Just an observation.:laughing: rofl

Ruth34611's photo
Tue 11/22/11 06:45 PM



I got no proof but, I am pretty sure that "Normal" is a myth. Kinda like the "Tooth Fairy" or "Perfect".

It's a nice idea but, the problem with your theory is.....this is Earth.

Sorry...

:)


Actually....I am a perfectly normal tooth fairy.

damn it, I was gonna say that grumble laugh


Great minds think alike...flowerforyou

Ruth34611's photo
Tue 11/22/11 06:45 PM
Edited by Ruth34611 on Tue 11/22/11 06:46 PM



I got no proof but, I am pretty sure that "Normal" is a myth. Kinda like the "Tooth Fairy" or "Perfect".

It's a nice idea but, the problem with your theory is.....this is Earth.

Sorry...

:)


Actually....I am a perfectly normal tooth fairy. We do exist. We are commonly referred to as moms and dads. :wink:






shhhhh you'll give it away - don;t want to ruin anyone's childhoodlaugh


slaphead laugh

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Tue 11/22/11 06:46 PM

If we aren`t in Normal,Illinois then none of us are normal.laugh

rofl :laughing: Just an observation.:laughing: rofl
I know a woman that lives there....but I'm not quite sure she's normal whoa

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Tue 11/22/11 06:47 PM




I got no proof but, I am pretty sure that "Normal" is a myth. Kinda like the "Tooth Fairy" or "Perfect".

It's a nice idea but, the problem with your theory is.....this is Earth.

Sorry...

:)


Actually....I am a perfectly normal tooth fairy.

damn it, I was gonna say that grumble laugh


Great minds think alike...flowerforyou
flowers

ujGearhead's photo
Tue 11/22/11 06:50 PM

I got no proof but, I am pretty sure that "Normal" is a myth. Kinda like the "Tooth Fairy" or "Perfect".

It's a nice idea but, the problem with your theory is.....this is Earth.

Sorry...

:)


What do you mean the Tooth Fairy is a myth? He lives in a van right down the street from me.

no photo
Tue 11/22/11 06:51 PM


I got no proof but, I am pretty sure that "Normal" is a myth. Kinda like the "Tooth Fairy" or "Perfect".

It's a nice idea but, the problem with your theory is.....this is Earth.

Sorry...

:)


What do you mean the Tooth Fairy is a myth? He lives in a van right down the street from me.


how does he get his whites so white??

no photo
Tue 11/22/11 06:54 PM



I got no proof but, I am pretty sure that "Normal" is a myth. Kinda like the "Tooth Fairy" or "Perfect".

It's a nice idea but, the problem with your theory is.....this is Earth.

Sorry...

:)


What do you mean the Tooth Fairy is a myth? He lives in a van right down the street from me.


how does he get his whites so white??
Crest bigsmile

krupa's photo
Tue 11/22/11 06:55 PM

OK

normal then according to krupa

is a lady dressed in a tutu who slips money under your pillow at night and stores reserves of human teeth for what unknown diabolical purpose?

hmmmm

I think u should get a nobel prize for that

and Oh

what are you wearing???laugh devil


I am wearing the Tutu.

What kind of freak are you?!

:)

ujGearhead's photo
Tue 11/22/11 06:55 PM



I got no proof but, I am pretty sure that "Normal" is a myth. Kinda like the "Tooth Fairy" or "Perfect".

It's a nice idea but, the problem with your theory is.....this is Earth.

Sorry...

:)


What do you mean the Tooth Fairy is a myth? He lives in a van right down the street from me.


how does he get his whites so white??


Fairy dust of course!

krupa's photo
Tue 11/22/11 06:57 PM



I got no proof but, I am pretty sure that "Normal" is a myth. Kinda like the "Tooth Fairy" or "Perfect".

It's a nice idea but, the problem with your theory is.....this is Earth.

Sorry...

:)


What do you mean the Tooth Fairy is a myth? He lives in a van right down the street from me.


how does he get his whites so white??


Blea-otch (it's Snoop Dawg reference)

no photo
Tue 11/22/11 06:59 PM




I got no proof but, I am pretty sure that "Normal" is a myth. Kinda like the "Tooth Fairy" or "Perfect".

It's a nice idea but, the problem with your theory is.....this is Earth.

Sorry...

:)


What do you mean the Tooth Fairy is a myth? He lives in a van right down the street from me.


how does he get his whites so white??
Crest bigsmile



well

proof positive that u are indeed a man

Crest is toothpast mano - not laundry soap

no photo
Tue 11/22/11 07:00 PM


OK

normal then according to krupa

is a lady dressed in a tutu who slips money under your pillow at night and stores reserves of human teeth for what unknown diabolical purpose?

hmmmm

I think u should get a nobel prize for that

and Oh

what are you wearing???laugh devil


I am wearing the Tutu.

What kind of freak are you?!

:)



me the freak?

I thought the tutu was soufie'sspock

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