Topic: Stupid State in Which I Live
Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Wed 02/01/12 02:38 AM
Edited by Sin_and_Sorrow on Wed 02/01/12 02:38 AM
A long time ago..

I was arrested and fined for the stupidest thing I think I've ever heard of..

However.. despite my pleas, it was actually a written law.

See, we had gotten really drunk at a party and I fell asleep.
In OUR backyard, on top of a refrigerator laying on its side.

I'm not joking.
That is actually a law in PA. You are forbidden from sleeping on top of a fridge outside.

So, since then I ransacked the PA laws so not to get anymore infringements of stupid crap. Hearing about all these laws, made me dig them back out..

So, for my own viewing pleasure and perhaps yours:

Pennsylvania's Dumbest Laws and Ordinances

1. It is contrary to Pennsylvania Law to discharge a firearm, cannon, or any other explosive device during a wedding.

2. It is illegal to have over 16 women living in the same house. This constitutes a 'brothel'.

3. Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. <--They may have got rid of this one after dude burned down the barn with a flare. >.>

4. A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

5. Fireworks businesses located in Pennsylvania are FORBIDDEN from selling fireworks to Pennsylvania residents.

6. You are ineligible to become the Governor of Pennsylvania if you have ever participated in a duel. <--Chea, we gangsta like that.

7. You are forbidden from purchasing more than 2 cases of beer UNLESS the business is a registered Beer Distributor. >.>

8. ALL liquor stores must be run by the state.

9. You are NOT permitted to sell cars and/or motor vehicles on Sundays.

10. You may not catch fish with your hands. You may not catch a fish using any other part of its body aside from its mouth. Also, you may NOT use dynamite to catch fish.

11. You are permitted to catch fish on your own land without a fishing license; however, you are NOT permitted to hunt on your own land without a hunting license.

In the City of Allentown (my home)

1. There is a law against males becoming aroused while in public.

2. Felons are forbidden from operating Bingo Games. Along with this, Operators are also forbidden from advertising the prizes offered.

In Connellsville..

1. It is illegal to have your pants five inches below your waist.

In Danville..

1. ALL fire hydrants MUST be checked at least one hour PRIOR to any fire.

In Millville...

1. It is illegal to shoot a wandering dog on the street.

I always wondered where that came from.. until I saw this one:

2. It is illegal to sell alcohol.

..then it made sense.

In Morrisville..

1. ALL women MUST have a permit to wear cosmetics.

Ah, Good old Ridley Park...
They can't possibly have any dumb laws th---

1. You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.

WTF?!





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Wed 02/01/12 02:43 AM
slaphead

smart2009's photo
Wed 02/01/12 03:10 AM
Sharia Laws.
rofl

utopialea's photo
Wed 02/01/12 04:15 AM
Hi,
I didn’t know about the fridge law!!! LOOOL
Really good!! Sorry for u ...

Here some funny laws




In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks when a concert is on




In Indiana, Back in 1924, a monkey was convicted in South Bend of the crime of smoking a cigarette and sentenced to pay a 25 dollar fine and the trial costs. ??????!!!!!



The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock



It is illegal to own a mongoose without a permit in Idaho



The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.



In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants





It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois ?????!!!!!



In Los Angeles, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap.



Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow, in York, England.



In Racine, WS., it is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep ??????!!!!!



In Nebraska, It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license



In Etobicoke, Canada Bylaw states that no more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a bathtub.



In Italy, A man may be arrested for wearing a skirt



In Saudi Arabia, It is considered an offense if a woman appears in public, unless accompanied by a male relative or guardian



It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance, in England.



In Chicago, people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or deformed to the point of being "an unsightly or disgusting object" are banned from going out in public.



In Richmond, Virginia, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee.



In Tennessee, It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish



In Florida, A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or they risk arrest .



In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit. !!!!!??????



In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how dirty they get



In Houston, it is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday



In St. Louis, it is illegal for an on-duty firefighter to rescue a woman wearing a nightgown; in order to be rescued, a woman must be fully dressed.



In Cleveland, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license



In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission



In Nevada, it is still legal for a person to hang another for killing their dog on their own property ??????!!!!!!!!!!



In Norfolk, Virginia, A woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job for men only called a corset inspector.)



In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship



Raising a pig on Israeli soil will result in the murder of the said pig !!!!!????



In Charleton, all carriage-horses must wear diapers



In Switzerland, It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 P.M. if you live in an apartment



In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset



In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match



In Michigan, Under State law, dentists are officially classified as "mechanics."



It is Texas law that when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone

THIS IS NOT A JOKE !!!



SO, WHAT CAN I SAY...? BE LUCKY!
IMAGINE A MONKEY PAYED 25 DOLLARS FOR SMOKING...




Conrad_73's photo
Wed 02/01/12 04:19 AM
seems some of those Lawmakers had a good old time making those laws!
Wonder what they were smoking!
Some Wacky Tabacky maybe?:laughing:

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Wed 02/01/12 04:27 AM
STUPID LAWS IN TENNESSEE:

It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.

In Tennessee it is illegal to to post images online that cause “emotional distress” “without legitimate purpose”.

You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Hollow logs may not be sold.

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.

Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.

Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.

Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.

No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.

Interracial marriages are illegal.

Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.

It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.

Skunks may not be carried into the state.



slaphead

rofl rofl rofl

Conrad_73's photo
Wed 02/01/12 04:29 AM
we flush our Toilets regularly after 10PM in the Building I live in!

Has more to do that after TenPM loud noises are considered to disturb the Peace!
Whatever you do within your own four Walls is your Business,as long you don't disturb the Neighbors.
Pretty sure every Country has similar Ordinances.laugh

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Wed 02/01/12 04:32 AM
Stupid Laws - The largest collection of Dumb Laws on the Internet
http://www.stupidlaws.com/
One of the many things that the internet has revealedis the many stupid laws that exist all over the world. Looking up strange and weird laws on the internet has become a fad today. It is one of the most popular searched items in most search engines. Unlike otherinternet jokes however, the phenomenon of dumb laws has gone a long way in changing people’s perceptions about law and how they affect lives in different parts of the world. In some instances, the popularization of stupid laws has even led to some of them being considered for modification.

Conrad_73's photo
Wed 02/01/12 04:38 AM

STUPID LAWS IN TENNESSEE:

It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.

In Tennessee it is illegal to to post images online that cause “emotional distress” “without legitimate purpose”.

You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Hollow logs may not be sold.

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.

Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.

Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.

Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.

No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.

Interracial marriages are illegal.

Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.

It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.

Skunks may not be carried into the state.



slaphead

rofl rofl rofl

Holy Pepe lePew!


And now those Goddamn Airaid-Sirens are going off like goddamn mad.
Like ever First Wednesday in February!
Still giving me the frigging Heebie-Jeebies after all these years!
They are testing the bleeding things once a year,twice for good measure!
All over Switzerland!frustrated slaphead

Another smart Law!
Allegedly to be prepared in case of Disaster,as if there wasn't any other way to test them!
**** is giving me Goosebumps the Size of Chickeneggs!
Almost!

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Wed 02/01/12 04:41 AM


STUPID LAWS IN TENNESSEE:

It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.

In Tennessee it is illegal to to post images online that cause “emotional distress” “without legitimate purpose”.

You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Hollow logs may not be sold.

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.

Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.

Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.

Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.

No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.

Interracial marriages are illegal.

Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.

It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.

Skunks may not be carried into the state.



slaphead

rofl rofl rofl

Holy Pepe lePew!


And now those Goddamn Airaid-Sirens are going off like goddamn mad.
Like ever First Wednesday in February!
Still giving me the frigging Heebie-Jeebies after all these years!
They are testing the bleeding things once a year,twice for good measure!
All over Switzerland!frustrated slaphead

Another smart Law!
Allegedly to be prepared in case of Disaster,as if there wasn't any other way to test them!
**** is giving me Goosebumps the Size of Chickeneggs!
Almost!


Sorry Con...sounds awfulflowerforyou ...They are not testing the air raid sirens, they are testing the people and their ability to recognize them for what they are...So how do you know if it's the real deal or just a test?....Testing 1, 2...Testing...laugh

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Wed 02/01/12 04:44 AM
In my county here in TX you cant drink a beer in your yard after 1:00 AM thats crazy you pay property taxes on your land but you cant drink on it after hoursrant .

Conrad_73's photo
Wed 02/01/12 04:50 AM
Edited by Conrad_73 on Wed 02/01/12 04:51 AM



STUPID LAWS IN TENNESSEE:

It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.

In Tennessee it is illegal to to post images online that cause “emotional distress” “without legitimate purpose”.

You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Hollow logs may not be sold.

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.

Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.

Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.

Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.

No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.

Interracial marriages are illegal.

Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.

It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.

Skunks may not be carried into the state.



slaphead

rofl rofl rofl

Holy Pepe lePew!


And now those Goddamn Airaid-Sirens are going off like goddamn mad.
Like ever First Wednesday in February!
Still giving me the frigging Heebie-Jeebies after all these years!
They are testing the bleeding things once a year,twice for good measure!
All over Switzerland!frustrated slaphead

Another smart Law!
Allegedly to be prepared in case of Disaster,as if there wasn't any other way to test them!
**** is giving me Goosebumps the Size of Chickeneggs!
Almost!


Sorry Con...sounds awfulflowerforyou ...They are not testing the air raid sirens, they are testing the people and their ability to recognize them for what they are...So how do you know if it's the real deal or just a test?....Testing 1, 2...Testing...laugh
Damn things just went off again!
That's why they test them every year on the first Wednesday of February at 1.30PM!
Of course,if something should happen at the same time they testing,we'd be phlocked!:laughing:

and here they go for the third time!slaphead

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Wed 02/01/12 04:53 AM




STUPID LAWS IN TENNESSEE:

It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.

In Tennessee it is illegal to to post images online that cause “emotional distress” “without legitimate purpose”.

You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Hollow logs may not be sold.

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.

Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.

Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.

Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.

No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.

Interracial marriages are illegal.

Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.

It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.

Skunks may not be carried into the state.



slaphead

rofl rofl rofl

Holy Pepe lePew!


And now those Goddamn Airaid-Sirens are going off like goddamn mad.
Like ever First Wednesday in February!
Still giving me the frigging Heebie-Jeebies after all these years!
They are testing the bleeding things once a year,twice for good measure!
All over Switzerland!frustrated slaphead

Another smart Law!
Allegedly to be prepared in case of Disaster,as if there wasn't any other way to test them!
**** is giving me Goosebumps the Size of Chickeneggs!
Almost!


Sorry Con...sounds awfulflowerforyou ...They are not testing the air raid sirens, they are testing the people and their ability to recognize them for what they are...So how do you know if it's the real deal or just a test?....Testing 1, 2...Testing...laugh
Damn things just went off again!
That's why they test them every year on the first Wednesday of February at 1.30PM!
Of course,if something should happen at the same time they testing,we'd be phlocked!:laughing:

and here they go for the third time!slaphead


Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!....((((((((Con))))))))...sad2 It's abuse!!!

Conrad_73's photo
Wed 02/01/12 05:14 AM





STUPID LAWS IN TENNESSEE:

It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.

In Tennessee it is illegal to to post images online that cause “emotional distress” “without legitimate purpose”.

You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Hollow logs may not be sold.

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.

Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.

Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.

Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.

No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.

Interracial marriages are illegal.

Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.

It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.

Skunks may not be carried into the state.



slaphead

rofl rofl rofl

Holy Pepe lePew!


And now those Goddamn Airaid-Sirens are going off like goddamn mad.
Like ever First Wednesday in February!
Still giving me the frigging Heebie-Jeebies after all these years!
They are testing the bleeding things once a year,twice for good measure!
All over Switzerland!frustrated slaphead

Another smart Law!
Allegedly to be prepared in case of Disaster,as if there wasn't any other way to test them!
**** is giving me Goosebumps the Size of Chickeneggs!
Almost!


Sorry Con...sounds awfulflowerforyou ...They are not testing the air raid sirens, they are testing the people and their ability to recognize them for what they are...So how do you know if it's the real deal or just a test?....Testing 1, 2...Testing...laugh
Damn things just went off again!
That's why they test them every year on the first Wednesday of February at 1.30PM!
Of course,if something should happen at the same time they testing,we'd be phlocked!:laughing:

and here they go for the third time!slaphead


Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!....((((((((Con))))))))...sad2 It's abuse!!!
well,Swiss efficiency,everything has to work!rofl

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Wed 02/01/12 05:18 AM






STUPID LAWS IN TENNESSEE:

It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.

In Tennessee it is illegal to to post images online that cause “emotional distress” “without legitimate purpose”.

You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Hollow logs may not be sold.

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.

Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.

Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.

Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.

No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.

Interracial marriages are illegal.

Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.

It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.

Skunks may not be carried into the state.



slaphead

rofl rofl rofl

Holy Pepe lePew!


And now those Goddamn Airaid-Sirens are going off like goddamn mad.
Like ever First Wednesday in February!
Still giving me the frigging Heebie-Jeebies after all these years!
They are testing the bleeding things once a year,twice for good measure!
All over Switzerland!frustrated slaphead

Another smart Law!
Allegedly to be prepared in case of Disaster,as if there wasn't any other way to test them!
**** is giving me Goosebumps the Size of Chickeneggs!
Almost!


Sorry Con...sounds awfulflowerforyou ...They are not testing the air raid sirens, they are testing the people and their ability to recognize them for what they are...So how do you know if it's the real deal or just a test?....Testing 1, 2...Testing...laugh
Damn things just went off again!
That's why they test them every year on the first Wednesday of February at 1.30PM!
Of course,if something should happen at the same time they testing,we'd be phlocked!:laughing:

and here they go for the third time!slaphead


Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!....((((((((Con))))))))...sad2 It's abuse!!!
well,Swiss efficiency,everything has to work!rofl


I love my watch!!love

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Wed 02/01/12 01:37 PM
I am in favor of tarring and feathering all of the decedents of law makers who make these stupid laws.

Lets make that LAW!

Ladylid2012's photo
Wed 02/01/12 01:58 PM
In Utah it's illegal to detonate a nuclear devise. slaphead

Conrad_73's photo
Wed 02/01/12 02:02 PM
Edited by Conrad_73 on Wed 02/01/12 02:03 PM







STUPID LAWS IN TENNESSEE:

It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.

In Tennessee it is illegal to to post images online that cause “emotional distress” “without legitimate purpose”.

You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Hollow logs may not be sold.

More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.

Ministers are to be dedicated to God and therefore are not eligible to hold a seat in either House of the Legislature.

Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.

Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.

Stealing a horse is punishible by hanging.

No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.

It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.

The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.

Interracial marriages are illegal.

Tattooing a minor is a misdemeanor.

It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.

It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.

Skunks may not be carried into the state.



slaphead

rofl rofl rofl

Holy Pepe lePew!


And now those Goddamn Airaid-Sirens are going off like goddamn mad.
Like ever First Wednesday in February!
Still giving me the frigging Heebie-Jeebies after all these years!
They are testing the bleeding things once a year,twice for good measure!
All over Switzerland!frustrated slaphead

Another smart Law!
Allegedly to be prepared in case of Disaster,as if there wasn't any other way to test them!
**** is giving me Goosebumps the Size of Chickeneggs!
Almost!


Sorry Con...sounds awfulflowerforyou ...They are not testing the air raid sirens, they are testing the people and their ability to recognize them for what they are...So how do you know if it's the real deal or just a test?....Testing 1, 2...Testing...laugh
Damn things just went off again!
That's why they test them every year on the first Wednesday of February at 1.30PM!
Of course,if something should happen at the same time they testing,we'd be phlocked!:laughing:

and here they go for the third time!slaphead


Stupid, stupid, stupid!!!....((((((((Con))))))))...sad2 It's abuse!!!
well,Swiss efficiency,everything has to work!rofl


I love my watch!!love
laugh flowers waving

ROLEXEs

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Wed 02/01/12 02:19 PM
Edited by sweetestgirl11 on Wed 02/01/12 02:20 PM
my first wedding was at the episcopal church in Ridley Park - that's actaully over by the airport in Phila - not so close to Allentown (unless there's another one)

but


There is a law against males becoming aroused while in public.

^ thank heavens for thisspock













winking :laughing:

Bravalady's photo
Wed 02/01/12 04:31 PM

In Utah it's illegal to detonate a nuclear devise. slaphead


Oh, this makes me feel so much better.