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Topic: What CAN'T you do?
oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 04/15/12 04:10 PM
I can't....pick my nose with my big toe.... I can't....play the banjo....I'm not from that far south.... I can't....tolerate .......stupidity...... I can't....understand .....racisim........ I can't....eat .....Lima beans!!!!!! I can't....drive........55!!!!! I can't....pick my nose with my big toe.... Ewwwweee! So you are saying you can pick your nose with your LITTLE toe instead? I can't... Regrow the hair I've lost. Stand needles. Or Spiders. Stand intolerance of another's views, rather they be prejudiced or not. Be backed into a corner (cuz I bite). I can do and have done stuff, including streaking (and would do it again if my knees let me run like you are supposed to). Any female volunteer to streak with me? More fun in pairs.

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sun 04/15/12 04:12 PM
I can't....pick my nose with my big toe.... I can't....play the banjo....I'm not from that far south.... I can't....tolerate .......stupidity...... I can't....understand .....racisim........ I can't....eat .....Lima beans!!!!!! I can't....drive........55!!!!! I can't....pick my nose with my big toe.... Ewwwweee! Well......I'm bettin you can't....either!!!!!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sun 04/15/12 04:13 PM
i won't lie down in the middle of the highway with cars coming......... i won't stick a knife in toaster when its on lolll....i won't try to treat anyone thats a good person bad ...........i won't put up with crap to long lolll......i won't go to the moon well not right now lolll.........i won't try slapping a live jelly fish again lollll ..theres tons more but all the 1s you won't do krupa I won't go into the ocean. I won't try wiring electricity. I won't pretend that I will even give oysters a shot. I won't go to church ........i done them all and would again lolllllllll why you won't go in ocean? bro? its awesome oysters are awesome bro and not much to wiring bro positive negative and ground easy to learn and whats wrong hearing about the bible its awesome sometimes :) I won't go into the ocean cause every nerve screams..GET OUTTTT!!!! (I am a desert boy) I won't eat oysters cause they look like a lung cookie that I would hack up after a three day meth binge. Wiring...positive/negative....yeah, it is all good in theory until you light your @$$ up on a 220 current. (twice was enough for me) I know what I am good at and what I am not good at. I am like Steve Irwin...but not dead. Snakes and desert critters ...ok....ocean equals DEATH.

Unknow Joined Sat 10/21/06 Posts: 3353	Sun 04/15/12 04:16 PM
I can't....pick my nose with my big toe.... I can't....play the banjo....I'm not from that far south.... I can't....tolerate .......stupidity...... I can't....understand .....racisim........ I can't....eat .....Lima beans!!!!!! I can't....drive........55!!!!! I can't....pick my nose with my big toe.... Ewwwweee! Well......I'm bettin you can't....either!!!!! Hold on...let me try....bwahahahahaaa! ...nope cant' do it!!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sun 04/15/12 04:25 PM
I can't....pick my nose with my big toe.... I can't....play the banjo....I'm not from that far south.... I can't....tolerate .......stupidity...... I can't....understand .....racisim........ I can't....eat .....Lima beans!!!!!! I can't....drive........55!!!!! I can't....pick my nose with my big toe.... Ewwwweee! Well......I'm bettin you can't....either!!!!! Not even kidding here....my toes are 5" long. I can pick up tennis balls with two toes and grip my lovers ankles for better leverage.

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Sun 04/15/12 04:29 PM Edited by msharmony on Sun 04/15/12 04:30 PM
I wont take part in infidelity same sex sex I wont do 'hard drugs' or drink alcohol on any regular or excessive basis I wont tolerate being harassed or bullied I wont belittle others or let others belittle me in public I wont cry over spilled milk or things I cant help change I will try to contribute to things I can help change I wont use vulgarity just to get a point across I wont use racial slurs against others I wont disrespect my elders

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 04/15/12 04:37 PM
I wont stop laughing in the face of death. I wont let SOMEONE ELSE tell me my fate. I wont let anyone hit me, without getting hit back...eventually. I wont quite believing in God, and that he has saved my life more than once. I wont ever do dope again. I wont settle in a relationship. I figure ive already spent so much time waiting for the perfect man, that I can just keep on waiting if necessary. I wont ever stop loving my Mingle family!

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Sun 04/15/12 04:38 PM
awwww.love you too chickadee....

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sun 04/15/12 04:39 PM
Well, I can't grow any taller. I can't wrestle an alligator. I can't pretend I like onions. I can't solve everyone's problems. I won't bungee jump from anywhere. I won't give up on good manners. I won't shave my head. I won't drive a Hummer, lol.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 04/15/12 04:43 PM
I can't....drive........55!!!!! Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sun 04/15/12 05:24 PM
What is up with you f'n racists who won't eat lima beans or onions? They are deliscious.

machug Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6601	Sun 04/15/12 05:25 PM
What is up with you f'n racists who won't eat lima beans or onions? They are deliscious. Excuuuuuuuse me, I gag eating onions. LOL.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21365	Sun 04/15/12 05:30 PM
There's about a billion things I can't do. As dirty Harry once famously said, "mans got to know his limitations". Not much I won't do, if the price is right.

krupa Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18651	Sun 04/15/12 05:39 PM
What is up with you f'n racists who won't eat lima beans or onions? They are deliscious. Excuuuuuuuse me, I gag eating onions. LOL. Baby.."Gagging" is an actual fetish...it is pretty Japanese sexy. Don't believe me? Walk into your closest porn store and ask for a gagging video...I bet you a pay check that they got one Besides that...a life without onions can hardly be called a life. Now....eat the bar-b-qued onions I make.

Godiva Joined Tue 12/09/08 Posts: 5330	Sun 04/15/12 06:55 PM
I won't eat Taco Bell I won't wear sweaters I won't eat licorice I won't listen to hip hop I won't go hunting I won't create a flea circus

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Sun 04/15/12 08:15 PM
I know that this is the internet and everyone here is pure and wholesome and fart rose petals.....I don't care. What is it that you WON'T do? I will go first.... I won't go into the ocean. I won't try wiring electricity. I won't pretend that I will even give oysters a shot. I won't go to church except to eye hump every female in the building. Okay kids...hit me with what ya got....(I am expecting at least a half dozen responses about how ya'll won't put up with cheaters or liars) I just won't do anything I'm not willing to do.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 04/15/12 08:29 PM
Whenever I go to the grocery store I admire the giant wheels of cheese in the cheese section. Some basic rat mentality in me makes me want to grab one of those giant wheels of cheese and run out the door! But I won't do it. Anytime soon anyway.

WholesomeWoman Joined Sun 03/18/12 Posts: 763	Sun 04/15/12 09:48 PM
I won't skydive, again. I won't cook with aluminium or telfon cookware. I won't fly a kite near telephone pole wires. I won't paint my fingernails nor toenails. I won't use tupperware or any plasticware to store food in. I won't join a nudist colony.

Cheer_up Joined Tue 11/02/10 Posts: 3269	Sun 04/15/12 09:58 PM
i won't lie down in the middle of the highway with cars coming......... i won't stick a knife in toaster when its on lolll....i won't try to treat anyone thats a good person bad ...........i won't put up with crap to long lolll......i won't go to the moon well not right now lolll.........i won't try slapping a live jelly fish again lollll ..theres tons more but all the 1s you won't do krupa I won't go into the ocean. I won't try wiring electricity. I won't pretend that I will even give oysters a shot. I won't go to church ........i done them all and would again lolllllllll why you won't go in ocean? bro? its awesome oysters are awesome bro and not much to wiring bro positive negative and ground easy to learn and whats wrong hearing about the bible its awesome sometimes :) I won't go into the ocean cause every nerve screams..GET OUTTTT!!!! (I am a desert boy) I won't eat oysters cause they look like a lung cookie that I would hack up after a three day meth binge. Wiring...positive/negative....yeah, it is all good in theory until you light your @$$ up on a 220 current. (twice was enough for me) I know what I am good at and what I am not good at. I am like Steve Irwin...but not dead. Snakes and desert critters ...ok....ocean equals DEATH. LOLLLLLLL Thought you were a sailer in the past bro and the ocean theres tons of beautiful gals there and your not suppose to do wiring when your drinking bro lolll ok well at least turn of the power before you wire it then no shock hahaha oyster they taste awesome lollll start off with can ones cheers

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Sun 04/15/12 10:15 PM
I won't jump in a polar bear's lair at the zoo. I won't kill anyone on purpose (unless of course they have it comin.) I won't kill myself. (So if you every hear that I did, then you will know that it was set up to look like a suicide.)