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Topic: Aliens, what would you ask
Winlei Joined Sat 01/26/13 Posts: 4048	Wed 03/06/13 12:11 PM
do you have a visa ? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Visa!!!!! Why are they not smiling? Are they lost?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Wed 03/06/13 01:23 PM
Based on almost every alien movie I’ve seen, standard operating procedure would be to demand to be taken to their leader. No? What fictional Hollywood nonsense that is! The SOP is to demand to be taken to the nearest buffet.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Wed 03/06/13 01:24 PM
Can you do the dance craze gangnam style? Not while sober.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Wed 03/06/13 01:27 PM
Pull my finger? No thanks. I'm from Melmac, not Uranus.

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Wed 03/06/13 01:53 PM
boxers or briefs?

DanielG72 Joined Mon 05/14/12 Posts: 142	Wed 03/06/13 03:24 PM
Do you really take people aboard your ship and do experiments with them?

anacondaarms Joined Sun 11/23/08 Posts: 7014	Wed 03/06/13 06:55 PM
Avoid the black holes please.

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Thu 03/07/13 08:54 AM
If you were contacted by an advanced alien civilization, what questions would you have for them? Are you real intelligent? This is not a planet you want to have any dealing with.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Thu 03/07/13 09:51 AM
If you were contacted by an advanced alien civilization, what questions would you have for them? Are you real intelligent? This is not a planet you want to have any dealing with. I have noticed that. However, I have to remain on Earth until the statute of limitations runs out on ... err ... Never mind.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Thu 03/07/13 10:05 AM
Do you really take people aboard your ship and do experiments with them? That is more Hollywood fictional nonsense. We Melmacians do no such thing. We don't let anyone aboard who doesn't have a search warrant. There is one race of extraterrestrials that takes people aboard ships, but they don't perform experiments with them. Instead, they play "Twister" with them.

Conrad_73 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 22488	Thu 03/07/13 10:27 AM
do you have a visa ? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Visa!!!!! Why are they not smiling? Are they lost? no sense of humor!

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Thu 03/07/13 11:33 AM
Do you want to head to the beach?

shroudedleaves Joined Thu 03/07/13 Posts: 2	Thu 03/07/13 04:51 PM
Why were you standing in the doorway when I was little.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21334	Thu 03/07/13 05:35 PM
What's the story with all the anal probes? What the H are you looking for in there anyway? And when do we get flying cars?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Thu 03/07/13 07:01 PM
What's the story with all the anal probes? To get to the bottom of it, you'll need to visit Uranus. What the H are you looking for in there anyway? Some aliens are head-hunters. We Melmacians aren't, of course. All that we hunt for is food, hide-outs and alibis. And when do we get flying cars? Planet Earth already has them. Do you want to head to the beach? Is that where the nearest buffet is located? Why were you standing in the doorway when I was little? The alien who did that was looking for the little alien's room, and he thought that your name was John. boxers or briefs? You figure it out, if Serleena will let you.

Juzbeecuzz Joined Sat 02/02/13 Posts: 43	Fri 03/08/13 07:04 AM
Do aliens catch fleas???

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Fri 03/08/13 07:21 AM
boxers or briefs? You figure it out, if Serleena will let you. Do all aliens have tentacles like her? If so, do they allow you to multi-task?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Fri 03/08/13 11:15 AM
Do aliens catch fleas??? Not Melmacians. We catch something else.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Fri 03/08/13 11:19 AM
boxers or briefs? You figure it out, if Serleena will let you. Do all aliens have tentacles like her? If so, do they allow you to multi-task? We Melmacians do not need tentacles in order to multi-task with a lady.

1Cynderella Joined Mon 02/18/13 Posts: 2398	Fri 03/08/13 11:29 AM
Based on almost every alien movie I’ve seen, standard operating procedure would be to demand to be taken to their leader. No? What fictional Hollywood nonsense that is! The SOP is to demand to be taken to the nearest buffet. But I don't care for cat flambe!