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Topic: Aliens, what would you ask
Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Sat 03/30/13 02:43 PM
If you were contacted by an advanced alien civilization, what questions would you have for them? Can you make room for Dodo David on your ride when you leave?

alleoops Joined Sat 08/06/11 Posts: 10832	Mon 04/01/13 10:51 AM
If you were contacted by an advanced alien civilization, what questions would you have for them? Can you make room for Dodo David on your ride when you leave? and don't forget Torgo...please.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Mon 04/01/13 07:01 PM
Are you in the league with Superman and Martian Manhunter? I didn't know that they were members of the bouillabaseball league. My cousin Gordon was a member of the league. He played for the Melmac Orbiters. Can you make room for Dodo David on your ride when you leave? Now just a minute! I came to planet Earth because Earth does not have an extradition treaty with any planet where I am ...err... Never mind.

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Tue 04/02/13 05:38 AM
If you were contacted by an advanced alien civilization, what questions would you have for them? Can you make room for Dodo David on your ride when you leave? and don't forget Torgo...please. I'll even pack the horror movies.

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Tue 04/02/13 05:38 AM
Are you in the league with Superman and Martian Manhunter? I didn't know that they were members of the bouillabaseball league. My cousin Gordon was a member of the league. He played for the Melmac Orbiters. Can you make room for Dodo David on your ride when you leave? Now just a minute! I came to planet Earth because Earth does not have an extradition treaty with any planet where I am ...err... Never mind. And muzzle.

Traumer Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 723	Tue 04/02/13 09:49 AM
Agreed, I'll send you some chains; perhaps drop it off into a Black Hole...

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Tue 04/02/13 10:10 AM
Could you please remove the anal probe now? It's killing me to high hell and back. Feels like crapping broken shards of glass.

PrintsCharming Joined Thu 03/21/13 Posts: 547	Tue 04/02/13 10:18 AM
How did the egyptians build the pyramids ?

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Tue 04/02/13 10:52 AM
Is of cousin Gordon any related to Flash Gordon?

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Tue 04/02/13 10:53 AM
If you're looking for trouble You came to the right place... runs off

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Tue 04/02/13 08:32 PM
Could you please remove the anal probe now? It's killing me to high hell and back. Feels like crapping broken shards of glass. That sort of thing takes place on Uranus, and I have never been there. The place is too gaseous for me. How did the egyptians build the pyramids ? How should I know? Do I look like an Egyptian? Is of cousin Gordon any related to Flash Gordon? Yeah, I remember when I had my first beer. (That line was originally used by comic Steve Martin in one of his early comedy concerts.)

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Wed 04/03/13 09:07 AM
Don’t you have a cab and given members of the Silver Hawk’s a ride?

Traumer Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 723	Wed 04/03/13 12:39 PM
Is of cousin Gordon any related to Flash Gordon? No, he's related to Flesh Gordon who lives on Planet Porno! (geesh, 5 movies and people forget about Flesh Gordon!?)

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Wed 04/10/13 06:33 PM
Don’t you have a cab and given members of the Silver Hawk’s a ride? SilverHawks? That cartoon is for the birds.

MetalShadow6 Joined Thu 02/14/13 Posts: 924	Sat 04/13/13 09:06 AM
Have you meet Ira Kane and his crew armed with a fire truck full of Head and Shoulder shampoo?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48914	Sat 04/13/13 12:23 PM
Have you meet Ira Kane and his crew armed with a fire truck full of Head and Shoulder shampoo? I know that my body is completely covered with hair, but I don't need a fire truck full of Head & Shoulders shampoo in order to bath.

krix3 Joined Thu 03/14/13 Posts: 13	Sat 04/20/13 02:38 PM
I'd want to know what technology got them here, r there wormholes, is there a God, how do we travel through the universe, were they here before?

Amjad1584 Joined Sun 05/12/13 Posts: 4	Thu 05/30/13 02:40 AM
1= How old you are? 2= Is the einstin theory is real? 3= In how many days you come here? 4= Can we exchange the technology?

SperenzaSutton Joined Mon 05/27/13 Posts: 199	Tue 06/25/13 08:29 AM
lol.....LMAO! Dodo _David everyone here loves you. It's no mingle2 party until u arrive. @ KAHURANGI; That one was so totally funny and totally unexpected, 10 points for you. HAHA

benjaminrodas Joined Wed 07/10/13 Posts: 8	Thu 07/11/13 08:43 AM
If you were contacted by an advanced alien civilization, what questions would you have for them? If time travel possible.