Why are 17 blondes outside of a cinema?





Because they are waiting for the 18h (The movie was for +18 only)

yuk, yuk!!

Its not personnel.....

At least i tried..xaxxaxa

A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on. The husband says to his wife, "I bet you breakfast in bed that the covered wagon hits a rock and the driver falls out dead," "You're on," returned his wife. They watch the western and sure enough the wagon hits a rock in the dirt road and the driver falls out of the wagon... dead. The wife gets out of bed and returns shortly with a tray of food. After eating the husband says, "I have to admit that I saw this movie before. " She in turn confesses, "I saw the movie before too. But I didn't think he was stupid enough to ride over the same rock twice.... "

Haha ..

A young blonde went to her doctor complaining of pain...

"Where are you hurting?" the doctor asked.

"All over," she said.

"What do you mean, all over? Be more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts!"

Then she touched her left cheek and yelled, "Ouch! That hurts too!"

Then she touched her right earlobe.. "Ow, even THAT hurts," she cried.

The doctor observed her thoughtfully and asked, "Are you a natural blonde?"

"Why,yes, yes I am."

"I thought so, you have a broken finger."...

Lol @ Blondey... As least it comes with alcohol droplets.


VHS Head Cleaner instructions :

You will know when the heads need cleaning. Over cleaning can wear the heads if you use a head cleaner tape. Some cleaner tapes are abrasive. The Wet ones can end up with other problems. Doing it manually by opening it up and you run the risk of head damage or misaligning them if not careful.

What a cleaning tapes cannot do properly is clean any other parts of the tape transport that the tape doesn't ride against. Thus IMHO crud can build up at the edge of the tape path.

lol

Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?

They went to see ''Closed for the Winter''.

There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.

Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a clever blonde.
Bigfoot has been spotted.

Sorry Blondy, just a little joke

Hahahaha (((((((Leigh)))))...Your blonde joke was funny as hell sweetie......