Topic: when the condom hits the fan..
SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Mon 10/20/14 02:29 AM
Mmm...make a lighthearted sexy joke so the awkwardness dissipates..
With a cheeky smile say "Give me yours, I'll give you mine!" and hold out my open hand with the condom I had in my purse.
Not that there'd be sex after that, but with a bit of luck there'd be a little sexual tension in the air which both can play with.

Goofball73's photo
Mon 10/20/14 07:28 AM

Mmm...make a lighthearted sexy joke so the awkwardness dissipates..
With a cheeky smile say "Give me yours, I'll give you mine!" and hold out my open hand with the condom I had in my purse.
Not that there'd be sex after that, but with a bit of luck there'd be a little sexual tension in the air which both can play with.


Well now I'm in lust. bigsmile laugh

Conrad_73's photo
Mon 10/20/14 08:11 AM


S. Korea threatens N. Korea with gigantic inflated condoms

In a distasteful "up yours" gesture of aggression, South Korean capitalists have staged a hostile and unprovoked attack against peaceful communist North Korea, its caring leadership, and personally Dear Leader Kim Jong-un, by sending an array of menacing condom-shaped balloons over to the glorious workers' paradise of economic equality, equipped with unhealthy and fattening bourgeois chocolates dangling from the base of the phallic symbols to sweeten the deal.
It is a known fact that chocolate is a drug-like addictive substance, which is why the loving and compassionate North Korean government banned its manufacture and consumption, replacing it with a healthy and non-addictive diet of grass clippings, seaweed, and tree bark with occasional grub meat.

To make things worse, chocolate is packed with calories, saturated fat, and sugar, which are now being banned even in the arch-capitalist United States. In addition to causing headaches, obesity, heart burn, and rectal itching, chocolate also triggers emotional problems like irritability, confusion, anger and mood swings.

http://www.viralsoil.com/south-korea-sent-thousands-of-chocolate-pies-over-north-korea-via-balloon/

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/s-korea-threatens-n-korea-with-gigantic-inflated-condoms-t14663.html
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Justfun_1's photo
Mon 10/20/14 08:16 AM
I don't use them,i hate the smell of burning rubber laugh

Fit4ever's photo
Mon 10/20/14 08:18 AM

actually that's not what you think , it's a balloon , i was about to celebrate our first date .... see :


and i have other balloons with different colors :



^^ this!!
Making humour out of a weird situation = win. Unless the girl has a giant chip on her shoulder.

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Mon 10/20/14 09:05 AM


Mmm...make a lighthearted sexy joke so the awkwardness dissipates..
With a cheeky smile say "Give me yours, I'll give you mine!" and hold out my open hand with the condom I had in my purse.
Not that there'd be sex after that, but with a bit of luck there'd be a little sexual tension in the air which both can play with.


Well now I'm in lust. bigsmile laugh

bigsmile

bashajones's photo
Mon 10/20/14 09:10 AM
I'd ask him if it was a XXX Magnum?

laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Mon 10/20/14 01:35 PM
Trollop!

no1phD's photo
Mon 10/20/14 01:55 PM
just nonchalantly. bend down pick it up.. open the wrapper and pop the condom in your mouth.. start chewing it .. like its bubble gum....mmmmm... I got it from a novelty shop it's the latest thing in bubble gum...mmm.. blow a bubble and then ask her if she would like some..... but of course you have to swallow it at some point...lol...

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Awatersign's photo
Mon 10/20/14 02:08 PM

just nonchalantly. bend down pick it up.. open the wrapper and pop the condom in your mouth.. start chewing it .. like its bubble gum....mmmmm... I got it from a novelty shop it's the latest thing in bubble gum...mmm.. blow a bubble and then ask her if she would like some..... but of course you have to swallow it at some point...lol...

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Ewwwwwww,frown ,mite work though!:laughing: drinker

no1phD's photo
Mon 10/20/14 02:23 PM
..ohhh... giving a..BJ... well a guy has one on.. is okay though...lmao..

better yet.. just kissing her after she gave you a..BJ.... that's perfectly fine..!?
Lol..

SparklingCrystal 💖💎's photo
Mon 10/20/14 03:18 PM

..ohhh... giving a..BJ... well a guy has one on.. is okay though...lmao..

better yet.. just kissing her after she gave you a..BJ.... that's perfectly fine..!?
Lol..

hahahahahahahahaa
Tongue tied ..
(not really, but just making you feel like you won the battle .. the war ain't over yet though! lmao )

no photo
Mon 10/20/14 03:43 PM

I don't use them,i hate the smell of burning rubber laugh


bigsmile :thumbsup:

Kstarleo's photo
Mon 10/20/14 03:44 PM
I'd be thinking that at least he thinks ahead, even if I would never have sex on a first date. I might even think to ask if he has unscented condoms.

 Maria195's photo
Mon 10/20/14 04:05 PM
I probably smile blushing and ask him what flavor is it? :laughing:

Justfun_1's photo
Mon 10/20/14 04:12 PM
How about if he dropped a roll of clingfilm and said he prefers to roll his own condoms ? :wink: laugh

Justfun_1's photo
Mon 10/20/14 05:33 PM


How about if he dropped a roll of clingfilm and said he prefers to roll his own condoms ? :wink: laugh
and just where is he hiding the roll of clingfilm genius ... I think that would be noticed long before it was dropped ... Lmao
Why down his other sock of course,so that both calves appear equal size laugh laugh laugh

Justfun_1's photo
Mon 10/20/14 05:41 PM




How about if he dropped a roll of clingfilm and said he prefers to roll his own condoms ? :wink: laugh
and just where is he hiding the roll of clingfilm genius ... I think that would be noticed long before it was dropped ... Lmao
Why down his other sock of course,so that both calves appear equal size laugh laugh laugh
giggles .. Hope he is not wearing shorts :-)
Now you're just being silly :smile: :wink:

markc48's photo
Mon 10/20/14 07:03 PM
I leave all that stuff at home.laugh

HoneyFly's photo
Mon 10/20/14 07:30 PM
Whatever the case may be, they're fortunate that it didn't hit em' in the eyes.