Sure, I consider myself somewhat a Renaissance man, grabbing organic vegetables at the local farmer's market, but it 's usually only the woman who thinks to buy flowers for the dining table that night.

I try to dress well, but it's usually the woman who knows that "teal" compliments my eyes.????? Who knew?

I keep a clean bathroom, but it's usually the woman who picks out that doyley (sp?) which makes even the commode "feel like home'.

Ladies.....after we pick up the beer bottles, clear the poker/cigar stench, and do a little light dusting........What can we do to make you comfortable in our homes for your first time?

I was told to have all porn and 'inflatables' out of sight.
Why???

KNEW I missed something on the checklist!

Make me a sammich, baby...

All the beer will be gone by the time we get there?

I'd imagine actually enjoying our presence in your home - including all the *changes* we make to it while there and not snidely complaining about them -



would be a good start.





ETA: ~WHOA~ I just re-read the OP. Women make all those changes to your home ON THEIR FIRST VISIT?!? I assumed you meant the changes women make over time.

Strike my original reply to read simply: "Actually enjoying our presence in your home [on our first visit there] would be a good start."

A tour of the play room before signing any papers is in order first.

I prefer a homey feeling.. lived in yet clean enough.. the homey feeling typically comes from the person I'm with though.. if I'm comfortable enough with them? the house doesn't matter.. just be yourself.. either outside the home or inside it.. the home reflects the personality of the owner (typically) so if you're OK with it.. I will be too



however I DO agree with pancho.. put away the inflatables
why? we don't need to see the competition OR what you do when we're NOT around

....gets out the Wonderbread to make a PBJ sammich.

....and finds a beer behind the expired milk for Missy.

If you're completely comfortable in your own home, as opposed to on edge, insecure, fidgity, scared, or weirded out that someone else is there, then it's going to go a long way to making anyone else feel comfortable.
Doesn't matter if it's a man or woman.

People get their cues on how to feel and behave in new situations by the people they are surrounded by.

Good question ... you always come up with good stuff ...
clean .. esp the loo .. kitchen sink & taps too .. don't mind some books or stuff knocking around, although I do agree inflatables and porn should be out of sight .. It doesn't have to be a showroom, but some things should be clean.

And indeed if you are comfortable in your own home ..
and have something prepped, so you don't both stand there like a lemon, not knowing what to do next .. so glasses and a bottle of wine, or cappuccino's .. so there's some idea where you should sit and can do .. in case it's a tad awkward ..

The tour of the playroom can be next on the agenda .. lol, (((Fleta))) hahaha

a plate of relishes and horderves is a great idea.

Before or after the tour?
I'd say after ... playing tends to make me hungry ...

Cake and cookie sounds great~!

fresh bed sheets, not assuming anything but you never know when your lucky day arrives

Yes, that will help make her feel comfortable "Hi, great to see you, come on in! Coffee's ready and I've changed the bed as well!"
I think I'd leg it ...

who's rattled your cage, it's obvious you wouldn't tell her

looks up briefly ..well continuing To put away .The fold upmassage table starts taking the leather whips and mouse traps off of the wall. .puts his spare ball gag in a drawer...folds up his latex jumpsuit !puts it neatly in a suitcase along with !handcuffs...how much time do I have! I need to get the cordless screw gun out, and take down the sex swings....

lol, that in beam eye hook is permanent.