Do people really use blow up dolls???

A few years ago my crazy neighbor aparently. Filled his blow up doll with helium and some how she floated out the window into my backyard , it. Scared my dogs and me so I shot it with a bb gun ! He threw a big ole fit and said I owd him 59.95 for his doll, I laughed and said kiss my *** he owed me for putting the bit** outta her misery, sinc he didn't wanna call the cops and explain he finaly shut up and moved out a week later.

Hahaha! That's a great story!

Omg and he tried to claim the loss...?

Although he did not even manage to keep his blow up doll ? Jeez how embarrassing for him !

At first I was thinking you met Rock, lmfao.

Attention, passengers!
In the event of a crash landing at sea, your inflatable dolls may be used as a "flotation device".

gives a whole new meaning to BLOW up doll

Them crazy TEXANS,,,,HEHEHEHE

That's why I love Texas...:-)

So that justifies it; for all those who want to "fly"

Well people actually pay thousands of dollars for ultra realistic "realdolls" sex dolls, they're made by the same people who create props for film and tv, such as some of the bodies you see on CSI shows. They're completely lifelike, you can even order one in the likeness of your favourite celebrity (not creepy at all).

What I do find disconcerting however, is that taken to a level of realism, how is a sex doll any different to having sex with a dead body? Aside from it not rotting.

I guess sex dolls are more flexible & lighter than an actual dead weight.

$59.99?.. that's all they cost?

The terracotta soldiers would have been nothing compared to what I had in my basement...had I know they were that cheap.

ewwww. Oh, that's cold. At least we can warm up our bobs under some running tap water.

Simply answered.....it's not Necrophilia.

I heard Bob Marley + Eric Clapton song: I shot the sheriff.
Maybe time to change the lyrics to: I shot the helium doll.
She sure ran out of helium puff from his house to your backyard
He must of been REAL TIRED not to realize where she got to
I just go to thinking, being helium & all he may like the raised arm and leg air thingy lol
This is a simple case of: "The one that got (or floated) away"

I was thinking maybe it won't be a bad idea,I think the only problem with them is they're lazy an boring,but they sure as hell ain't going to argue with you and ain't going be moody,and ain't going complain about no "headache"or nothing lol!