Just to make things fair to both genders, I am going to start this "whiny women" thread to go with my "whiny men" thread.
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Whiny-woman type #1: The woman who whines about me starting this thread in order to treat both genders equally.

Hey #1, quit your whining. Grab some popcorn and enjoy the rest of this thread.
If you don't believe that both genders should be treated equally, then go to the kitchen and fix me a sammich.
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Whiny-woman type #2: The woman who whines that she wants a "real" man.
Seriously? Women can have fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake fingernails and fake boobs.
So, turn about is fair play.
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Whiny-woman type #3: The woman who whines that men reject her because she is a single mother, when in reality they reject her because of her attitude.

Mamita, plenty of single mothers have men lined up at their doors. So, here is a gift for you:


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Whiny-woman type #4: The woman who whines that she wants a guy who meets certain physical requirements.
Yet, she has more chins than an Asian telephone directory.

Hey, Mama June, Jenny Craig is your friend. Call her. Put her on speed dial.
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Whiny-woman type #5: The woman who whines that others are obsessed about her, when in reality nobody is.

Hey, #5, this next song is dedicated to you:
(Using my best "Carly Simon" voice) "You're so vain, you probably think all comments are about you."

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Whiny-woman type #6: The woman who shows as much skin as possible in her profile images without violating this site's ban on porn, and who then whines because men actually focus on all that visible skin.

Hey, Elvira, if you don't want men to comment on your physical assets, then why are you showing them off? Sure, men might make crude comments, but if you use a certain kind of bait, then don't be surprised if you get a certain kind of catch.
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Whiny-woman type #7: The woman whines, "I am a single mother because I chose to have sex while I was single, and then my baby's daddy dumped me after I became pregnant. Hence, all men are jerks."

#7, you made the decision to engage in risky behavior by having sex with a man to whom you were not married. Didn't anyone ever tell you about the birds and the bees?



Also, if you are going to whine that all men are like your baby's daddy, then perhaps you need to open your own cheese factory.

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The whiny women described in the above comments are composites of numerous women I have encountered either on this site or elsewhere. Thus, no comment above pertains to any particular woman.

So, Men, do any of you have the courage to share a story about a whiny woman?

You Women can share, too.

Now, excuse me while I go into hiding.

whew...

hiding may indeed be appropriate for a bit.

David & David, why would you need to go into hiding?

It's not like these weren't some of the traits that we have been seeing on the forums!

Rants and whines, there is a difference! When someone doesn't accept others opinions and output and keeps putting up excuses or insists on their shallow outlook on situations ......then, even the most patient of saints may have a difficult time trying to smack some sense into those individuals (and we have some saints here! ).

I actually feels that the feedback from everyone is very good. It allows me to know how others would react in a particular situation, and be ready or look at things in a different perspective.

So...there goes....whine whine whine....someone give me a glass of wine please, all this whining is making me thirsty!

You hit the nail on the head big yin!! Respect!

guess it's safe then to come out of hiding...

hahaha...

Whiny-woman type #8: She whines about men playing games. Yet, her profile reveals that she invented Trouble.

Hey, Parcheesi, the Parker Brothers called. They want you to return the candlestick that you took from the dining room.

Actually David I'm going to say that yes, many women here have those outlooks or tendencies. No woman is perfect; but then no man is either.

Seems with all this whining your doing. you could at least brought some cheese to go with it...

mmmmmmm cheese,

i wonder what "none are prefect" is actually based upon...

it seems to me it is only people whom "fear" they are not perfect, so strive to be seen by all others as prefect, that revile against many words as an accusation of them self as "not perfect"...

when that is strictly these own peoples "insight of them self", and since it is, they proclaim many others are not perfect...

if one does not break up all the human behavior's into "perfect and not perfect", then the emotions don't trigger against half of all human actions as not perfect...

hence, whining just becomes plain ole whining...

like seaing all foods as equal.

none as better.

whining then but a perfect discourse in the evolutionary process.

but then so are all the words against whining.

not bad, not good...

only a matter of evolutionary progress.

pass the cheese Matie, and may i trouble for a refill of that fine Bordeaux Madam...

What? No wine in this thread?...What's the point then?...

Here you go.

Next in my "Whiny" thread series: "Whiny Humans vs. Melmacians" - Coming Soon

Whiny-woman type #9: She whines, "All men yada yada yada ..." or "Most men yada yada yada ..."

Chica #9,

So, where's the crackers?

And little whinys, oops I mean weenies in cocktail sauce?

And just WHO do you mean by "CHICA"?

So he may be a good carpenter, but he knows j@ck about women?

YES thank you David! I can still want a real man!!!!