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Topic: I'm screwed.....
no1phD Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 27442	Mon 03/16/15 08:36 PM
IAm.soooooo .. screwed..lol

Hightrek Joined Mon 05/05/08 Posts: 415	Mon 03/16/15 08:38 PM
HAH! It's my middle finger. My jerkoff friends look like that by 3pm on Saturday.

mikeyspace4691 Joined Tue 02/04/14 Posts: 1862	Mon 03/16/15 08:50 PM
IAm.soooooo .. screwed..lol Where did the honkey Kirmit come from???

mikeyspace4691 Joined Tue 02/04/14 Posts: 1862	Mon 03/16/15 08:56 PM
I bet Basha knows..

MelMaxx Joined Thu 10/28/10 Posts: 4724	Mon 03/16/15 08:56 PM
IAm.soooooo .. screwed..lol Where did the honkey Kirmit come from???

mightymoe Joined Sun 11/19/06 Posts: 37362	Mon 03/16/15 09:28 PM


Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 03/16/15 09:33 PM
I thought this was a topic about getting laid.

panchovanilla Joined Tue 01/07/14 Posts: 5396	Mon 03/16/15 09:43 PM
I thought this was a topic about getting laid. It can be

Amelinng Joined Tue 08/12/14 Posts: 1547	Mon 03/16/15 10:02 PM
Moe, all that firepower is great but make sure you don't run out of ammo! The zombies come in droves, so you never know, better stock up on these blades, just in case!

MadDog1974 Joined Mon 01/26/15 Posts: 5942	Mon 03/16/15 10:55 PM
I'm good. The object on my left is a .40 caliber Beretta.

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45332	Mon 03/16/15 11:04 PM
A box of Kleenex! Ima sooooo screwed. (unless, of course, it is no1phD.)

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33259	Tue 03/17/15 03:08 AM
In the hallway an umbrella with a steel point. In my bedroom ... a screwdriver (screw him!) and an athame (ritual knife). All put in place in case some fruitcake does come barging in.

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3439	Tue 03/17/15 01:32 PM
To my right, I have a .44 mag, and duct tape. To my left; I have a maglite, a Tanto blade, a smaller drop point and a stapler, the oldskool metal desktop type. And a shrubbery.

Duttoneer Joined Sun 07/01/12 Posts: 4686	Tue 03/17/15 02:43 PM
Inform all Minglers.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21379	Tue 03/17/15 04:02 PM
I got nothing. Looks like I'm gonna get really screwed. Hope I enjoy it. It's been so long I can't remember if I liked it the last time.

messi_is_a_tim_1888 Joined Fri 11/28/14 Posts: 3309	Tue 03/17/15 04:10 PM
Fk! All I have is an empty Budweiser bottle from when I was watching the Monaco v Arsenal, European Champions league football match earlier. So come on then ya zombie b***d! Yer getting this bottle right aff yer dome (head) ya bawbag!!!

bashajones Joined Fri 08/08/14 Posts: 7943	Tue 03/17/15 04:55 PM
To my right, I have a .44 mag, and duct tape. To my left; I have a maglite, a Tanto blade, a smaller drop point and a stapler, the oldskool metal desktop type. And a shrubbery. Which one you gonna use? The shrubbery?.....

stan_147 Joined Thu 05/15/14 Posts: 3439	Tue 03/17/15 05:31 PM
To my right, I have a .44 mag, and duct tape. To my left; I have a maglite, a Tanto blade, a smaller drop point and a stapler, the oldskool metal desktop type. And a shrubbery. Which one you gonna use? The shrubbery?..... The banana. Most lethal; don'tcha know!

SparklingCrystal 💖💎 Joined Mon 05/20/13 Posts: 33259	Tue 03/17/15 05:43 PM
I got nothing. Looks like I'm gonna get really screwed. Hope I enjoy it. It's been so long I can't remember if I liked it the last time. Haha, way to go! Leave the front-door open at night, I say! But .. put Vaseline on the night-table, I think a perp is more likely to be a bloke ... sorry ...

Godistheanswer Joined Mon 02/02/15 Posts: 477	Tue 03/17/15 06:00 PM
I got a computer and keyboard, BAM!!!!