I'm rubbish at it. Yes, your bum does look big. Yes, I do think that you're a nutcase. No, I'm not going to feed you a load of old bollocks about how I can walk on water and don't even fart.

I've been watching you darling and you aren't so perfect either. You think that you can do better? Well, good luck with that then.

Funny this subject comes up. I just finished a text exchange with a woman whose profile pic was of Susan Sarandon.

I called her out on it, and she says "Oh ok, here's my pic." It is of the actress Lesley Ann Warren.

I tell her thanks, but not interested if she's going to lie about what she looks like.

She posts another pic, which looks more normal, but comments if I had skype I could see what she REALLY looked like, but I live too far away.

Too far for skype???? Hilarious.

See I don't get this. I am a woman and I don't want to be lied to nor am I stupid enough to ask does these jeans make my butt look big. I know it wouldn't be the jeans it would be my butt.


So how about you keep it real and I will keep it real. That way in my advancing age I won't have to take crib notes to remember the line of B.S. either one of us will be spilling

I appreciate honesty

If you can't tell me the truth in love then I can't be with you.

I try to amuse and entertain her while I'm being honest...

ya know I hate lying myself

like when ya gotta sit across from him
and nod your head
and pretend interest in what he is saying

I mean for crying out loud
that takes some kind of patience
I do not possess

I can't really lie to women & i've never really tried it much coz i hate lies as it is

i am too dumb to lie
i forget what i lied about and who i lied too
learned a long long time ago its jsut not a good idea
as well as i dont want to get beat up by a girl
: )~

I take comfort from the fact that all of my ex girlfriends were liars. Better off without them and I was honest with them. I learned a valuable lesson once when I told one that I thought that she was a compulsive liar. She was an ex by then, so this wasn't like some big confruntation. She told me that what I told her about how she said one thing one minute and something else the next just sounded like I was describing a mixed up girl.

So, the communication isn't easy. You don't really know where you stand and they're just saying what they feel at the time, because women are like that.

i still laugh about it to this day. Back when I was married there was a day that I had to confront her about the laundry. I asked her if she had been doing anything different with the laundry. She said no and asked why. I said i swear the cloths are shrinking. She replied. . . Alex, the cloths arent shrinking. . .

But...but..but... what if I like big butts ?

I only lie when my lips are moving.. .. that's a lie..hmmm.. wait a minute technically my lips aren't moving.... but I never lie when I'm typing something out on the LCD screen never never never that would be a lie...

For your sake, I hope that you said all of that from a distance.

Could that explain why he is single?

Real men dont lie to women...lol

I have never understood why men can not tell the truth in a tactful way. Hell all you have to say if she wants to know how a dress looks on her or pants.. Just tell her sorry honey it just does not enhance your figure.. or it is just not you.. Hell ya don't have to tell them they look fat in it

There is ways to to say that something just does not look good on them without being rude and crude..

Myself I never ask hell they make mirrors for that...

If they lie to you about something so simple and don't know how to say it being tactful, then I would hate to see how they are out in public with others...

There are no real men here,but you do look cute.
Truly !
Why don't you believe me ?

so you mean men at mingle are fakes? 0:) Where have you been,been waiting for you. Thnks by the way :-P

A foolish man tells a woman to quit talking. A wise man tells her that her mouth is very beautiful when her lips are closed.