PETA says that eating chicken will give your kid a small penis

By Mark Shrayber
4/7/2016



http://uproxx.com/life/peta-penis-size-chicken/

PETA’s strategy has always been simple: get people to stop eating meat, wearing fur, and keeping non-domesticated animals as pets. By. Any. Means. Necessary. If that means making the issue about sex, fine. If that means showing you violent videos, or bringing vegan jerky to the Oregon militia, great! And if it means letting you know that your child’s (or future child’s) tiny penis is due to all that chicken you ate on Super Bowl Sunday, well, they’ll do that too. Even if it means that you’ll feel bad about yourself, your body, and your male offspring’s future potential as a sex partner. (Although, it’s always important to remember that bigger is not always better.)

Vice reports that while the organization’s campaign video–which begins with an image of a child crying, presumably because his dick is too small–is making some bold claims, their information is linked to the fact that phthalate (which are chemicals used to soften plastic to make it harder to break and can be found everywhere including tap water and the air we breathe) are also present in chicken feed and therefore in the chicken that you’re eating. And while there’s no definitive proof that eating chicken will shrink your baby’s bell-end they’ve got an NIH study to back up the notion that there may be a correlation between “pre-natal phthalate ingestion” and the “penis size of Swedish boys.” (A sentence I never imagined I’d ever write, but here we are) (Thanks, PETA!)

Is the claim overblown? Like most other things PETA’s said, it’s definitely not something that should be taken at complete face value. PETA has had some notable successes that deserve praise, but it’s important to note that they are, essentially, a propaganda organization. In fact, the company’s Senior International Media Director told Munchies that the video was a “humorous” attempt to warn parents of the dangers of eating chicken, even though Mic points out that research from 2008 PETA’s using never actually mentions “the words ‘chicken’ or ‘poultry.'”

Does that mean eating Jumbo Hot Dogs causes large penises?

ahhh, that was funny..

I heard it was Bratwurst

Oh how can I word this.....


...there are two racial stereotypes that greatly refute what PETA is claiming. One is that a certain race absolutely loves chicken of the fried variety....and the other is that this same race is blessed with a largeness in the male nether region.

I am not claiming any of those stereotypes are true...but I AM saying PETA is full of $hit

Yup, I think peta will say anything to make the world go vegan. Salad yes, vegan no.

Does eating chicken cause girls to have a smaller vagi....never mind.

wow, this one is so obviously untrue,,lol

never met a man who DIDNT like chicken,,,,,

Looks down at his lap.. curse you KFC..lol

at least we know who to blame now, and can stop blaming genetics...

..lol..yhea..I am just getting over the whole..if you play with it for to long you will go blind..thing...lmao

it defiantly doesn't get any bigger, like i was told...

don't eat chicken! for any case..

Great!

Then we can just invent a little blue pill or special slot in the microwave to bombard it with gamma radiation.

What's more satisfying:
1. Being a 90 pound weakling putting on 150 pounds of solid muscle overnight.
2. Being a 230 lb wall of solid, having to constantly work out, muscle, putting on 10 more pounds of muscle overnight?

I would rather be hulkpenis.

"Rarrrr! Penis smash! Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny. Rarrrr!"

Then I'd wander down the road alone, hitchhiking, using my penis instead of my thumb, to the tune of a sad sad piano, drifting from town to town solving crimes for hot chicks that loved the raging spirit within.

I eat a lot of chicken.

indubitably why I cannot find my penis.

It's a Conspiracy I tells ya,a Conspiracy!

I think I should call PETA & tell them that there is a new study that suggests eating too much tofu can make your penis fall off.

Just to hear the silence or
" I am sorry, can you repeat that? "

that would just make them eat more tofu...

So...
The women of PETA are still seeking answers
for why they have penises, and the men of PETA don't?