Topic: COUPLE FROM FLORIDA - LMAO
franshade's photo
Tue 11/06/07 11:19 AM
A Floridacouple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks,"What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is askingfor sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and says good bye.

The next week, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The HolidayInn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.

kkrangel's photo
Tue 11/06/07 11:22 AM
LOL, that's too funny!

Medic_Ronnie's photo
Tue 11/06/07 11:25 AM
Funny,but now i cant get that picture out of my head sad

peachiegirl28's photo
Tue 11/06/07 11:26 AM
noway laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Ilan's photo
Tue 11/06/07 11:35 AM
laugh laugh laugh that's a good one

franshade's photo
Tue 11/06/07 11:37 AM
SORRY MEDIC, DIDNT MEAN TO DAMAGE UR SENSE... BUT NICE TO KNOW UR A VISUAL PERSON... HIYA PEACHIE

GLAD U ENJOYED IT

no photo
Tue 11/06/07 12:30 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Lonely4U66's photo
Tue 11/06/07 12:44 PM
That sounds like something i would do laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh happy happy happy drinker drinker

browneyes_46's photo
Tue 11/06/07 12:57 PM
Fran that is just too funnylaugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

jamiepartap's photo
Tue 11/06/07 01:02 PM
i was rolling with this one....ha ha ha ha

cruzylife's photo
Tue 11/06/07 01:03 PM
That is very funny

Queene123's photo
Tue 11/06/07 01:10 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

longshot's photo
Wed 11/07/07 06:53 AM
they had to be snowbirds. Only yankees or canuks are tht cheap

blonderockermom's photo
Wed 11/07/07 07:02 AM
Good one!!laugh laugh laugh

cutefrenchguy's photo
Wed 11/07/07 08:19 AM
wow talk about loopholes! i gotta remember that one! lollaugh laugh laugh

franshade's photo
Wed 11/07/07 08:20 AM
GLAD YOU ALL ENJOY MY WARPED SENSE OF HUMOR

BUT PLEASE IF I EVER OFFEND ANYONE PLEASE LET ME KNOW

NICELY

longshot's photo
Wed 11/07/07 09:43 AM
It's all good.keep them comming

RealtyLady's photo
Wed 11/07/07 09:45 AM
LMAO!!!!
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