Hummm in the last 7 years been on 3 cruises with the 4th coming in Dec...

Parasailing, zip-lining,scuba diving, snorkeling, had a jet ski for several years, but my greatest joy was having horses ...

In Dec if I can get others to go we are going tubing through the caves in Belize....

Greatest adventure/adventures of your life

I am so glad you asked this!

I went to Elephant Butte Lake once.
It was a beautiful spring break day.
The water scintillated in the sun.
There were some leather coated ruffians on jet skis causing problems,
interrupting my swim so I decided to try parasailing.

Soaring above them all was exciting! So much cleavage! So many tight bikini butts seen from up high!
Unfortunately the excitement caused an extreme case of tumescence which started to drag through the water from 200 feet above.

This caused serious listing and steering problems with the boat, forcing it to head towards a jutting outcrop of stone!
So I pulled out my knife and cut the drag rope.

Thankfully the water was still cool enough that with the nervous fear enough shrinkage occurred allowing me to float away from the danger.

The road warrior jetskiers saw me gliding down and came at me with weapons drawn intent on murder and cannibalism.

I sawed through the harness and dropped into the water! Summoning a mighty lake monster that lived deep within the bowels of this majestic place as my steed!

Riding into battle I vanquished the evil mutant lake warriors!
Feeding them to my beastly mount as payment for the ride.

Upon arriving to shore a princess that was trapped in the back of the demonic jet skievilers monster truck ran up and said "thank you! Thank you! You saved me from a fate worse than death! Please make me pregnant, take these 7 bars of gold, and go forth brave adventurer!"

And I said "okay! But what about your sister?"
And she was all "OMG! I should have thought of that! You're as smart as you are handsome! She's just finishing up a lingerie shoot so she'll be her in a couple of minutes. And we can go use the king size bed in her trailer/pizza kitchen after we use the giant jacuzzi sauna tub, so we don't get sand in our genitals and annoying places!"




That was the greatest adventure of when I was...ooooooh, sorry...you said greatest adventure of your "life."

Some of mine include zip lining , jet-ski ing , and taking a ride on a tiny speed boat on really turbulent waters.That ish was scary!

Oh, come on! Nothing is scarier than getting married.

It's about adventure not horror films

A fart joke would've been funnier and would have taken much less time to type too.....

some are..

flying out of the country alone for the first time

hiking to the mountain top

riding a cable car

sightseeing in HK

I am so glad you asked this!

I went to Elephant Butte Lake once.
It was a beautiful spring break day.
The water scintillated in the sun.
There were some leather coated ruffians on jet skis causing problems,
interrupting my swim so I decided to try parasailing.

Soaring above them all was exciting! So much cleavage! So many tight bikini butts seen from up high!
Unfortunately the excitement caused an extreme case of tumescence which started to drag through the water from 200 feet above.

This caused serious listing and steering problems with the boat, forcing it to head towards a jutting outcrop of stone!
So I pulled out my knife and cut the drag rope.

Thankfully the water was still cool enough that with the nervous fear enough shrinkage occurred allowing me to float away from the danger.

The road warrior jetskiers saw me gliding down and came at me with weapons drawn intent on murder and cannibalism.

I sawed through the harness and dropped into the water! Summoning a mighty lake monster that lived deep within the bowels of this majestic place as my steed!

Riding into battle I vanquished the evil mutant lake warriors!
Feeding them to my beastly mount as payment for the ride.

Upon arriving to shore a princess that was trapped in the back of the demonic jet skievilers monster truck ran up and said "thank you! Thank you! You saved me from a fate worse than death! Please make me pregnant, take these 7 bars of gold, and go forth brave adventurer!"

And I said "okay! But what about your sister?"
And she was all "OMG! I should have thought of that! You're as smart as you are handsome! She's just finishing up a lingerie shoot so she'll be her in a couple of minutes. And we can go use the king size bed in her trailer/pizza kitchen after we use the giant jacuzzi sauna tub, so we don't get sand in our genitals and annoying places!"




That was the greatest adventure of when I was...ooooooh, sorry...you said greatest adventure of your "life."

A fart joke would've been funnier and would have taken much less time to type too.....

Took a fishing trip to the Bimini, Bahamas from Fort Pierce, FL on myuncles fishing boat, deep sea fishing, kayaking, boarding, paddle boarding, hiking in the mountains and country, visited Niagara Falls, went to Montero Bay, Jamaica. Saw the Appalachians, Poconos, Smokies, and the Rockies, Snorkeling.....etc....I plan to have done most everything I wish to one day.

I have visited multiple countries and gone in many adventurous trips. From humble Japan to lovable Thailand, love in Paris to love streets of Amsterdam, royal Britain to wealthy Arabs, wild life of Congo to nightlife in South Africa, etc etc. From highs of sky diving to depth of deep sea diving, climbing of mountains to rafting in dangerous flows, jumping from bridges to gliding in sky, etc etc..there are so many great memories that choosing one is very hard.

Oh, come on! Nothing is scarier than getting married.

Oh, so you saw the video of me marrying my ex-wife. It's too scary even for Stephen King.

True and FUNNIER!



Various forms of mountain climbing. I had to stop scaling because I've had too many close calls. I have kind of lost my nerve now though. Not to long ago I found myself paralyzed with fear when I was in a very bad situation. I couldn't go down and up was a certain fall. Once your mind gets to that point your screwed. It is very hard to recover. I had to through myself across a five foot void knowing I would slip and slide for many yards over sharp rocks, cactus, and other nasty stuff with the hope of stopping before going over a ledge to a several hundred foot shear fall.

One of my favorites is to just go wandering off, for a few miles, before dark, in the forest not paying any attention where I'm headed but just enjoying the scenery and cool temperatures. After it's good and dark I head back, usual without the aid of a flash light, trying to find my way while spotting and hearing wildlife. Sometimes it is a little nervy. I have been followed by various animals. One time after viewing a camera I setup during a loop back trip I saw that a HUGE mountain lion was following me. Another time, I had a pack of something, I think they were coyotes, following me for a couple miles. I heard noise behind me and shined my flash light. I could see eight or nine pairs of eyes.