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Topic: Man Arrested For Having Sex With A Van
Lpdon's photo
Fri 08/19/16 03:47 AM
A Dayton, Ohio man was arrested on Aug. 16th after allegedly fornicating in public…with a van.

A 911 caller reported seeing the suspect, Michael Henson, pulling down his pants, exposing his penis and then “sticking his genitals in the grill of a red van,” according to The Smoking Gun.

After “humping it as if he were having sex with the van” for a while, the caller said Henson, who appeared to be intoxicated, passed out in a yard, then got up and stumbled away.

A second caller led police to a nearby street, where Henson was found walking along wearing only shorts and shoes. They apprehended him without incident and brought him to the station, where he was charged with public indecency.

The officers also tracked down the owner of the van, who said he witnessed Henson passing out in the yard, but not the act that preceded it.

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/08/18/ultimate-car-lover-ohio-man-arrested-for-sex-act-with-van/

surprised

Conrad_73's photo
Fri 08/19/16 04:17 AM
noway noway laugh slaphead

babykris6c's photo
Fri 08/19/16 05:18 AM

:astonished:

was the humping caught on camera?
have the video link OP? hmmmm


CowboyGH's photo
Fri 08/19/16 05:28 AM
hey, whatever floats their boat rofl >.<

TMommy's photo
Fri 08/19/16 05:34 AM
did ya know there is a subsection in the DSM 5 about people who like to have sex with inanimate objects like washing machines, cars, park benchs. yes indeedy they do exist

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Fri 08/19/16 06:29 AM
If it was with the grill, shouldn't it be some type of illegal oral act instead of fornication?...I haven't been a mechanic in a long time, so I could be mistaken.spock

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Fri 08/19/16 07:52 AM
Gives a whole new meaning to "If the van's a rockin, don't come knockin'....

Conrad_73's photo
Fri 08/19/16 10:04 AM
Probably wasn't consensual!
Thus the arrest!laugh

Conrad_73's photo
Fri 08/19/16 10:26 AM
Edited by Conrad_73 on Fri 08/19/16 10:26 AM


:smile:

MelMaxx's photo
Fri 08/19/16 11:27 AM
Gives new meaning to some street signs like this one....

soufiehere's photo
Fri 08/19/16 12:17 PM
My uncle Van was pretty hot.
Nice grill, too.

msharmony's photo
Fri 08/19/16 05:18 PM

did ya know there is a subsection in the DSM 5 about people who like to have sex with inanimate objects like washing machines, cars, park benchs. yes indeedy they do exist


dildos are inanimate aren't they?,, whats good for the goose,,,,

but only if its YOUR stuff,, your stuff you should use how you want

TMommy's photo
Fri 08/19/16 05:51 PM


did ya know there is a subsection in the DSM 5 about people who like to have sex with inanimate objects like washing machines, cars, park benchs. yes indeedy they do exist


dildos are inanimate aren't they?,, whats good for the goose,,,,

but only if its YOUR stuff,, your stuff you should use how you want
sex toys are usually considered fairly non-deviant

msharmony's photo
Fri 08/19/16 05:57 PM
Edited by msharmony on Fri 08/19/16 05:58 PM
I dont know why..lol

inanimate is inanimate,, in my opinion

whether its something inanimate going in side a body, or a body part going into something inanimate,,,


laugh

Im neither advocating nor condemning the behavior,,

just saying I dont see much difference

TMommy's photo
Fri 08/19/16 06:06 PM
Fetishistic Disorder

-over a period of 6 months recurrent and intense sexual arousal from either the use of non living objects or a highly specific focus on non-genital body parts as manifested in fantasies, urges and behavior.

the fetish objects are not limited to articles of clothing used in cross-dressing or devices specifically designed for the purpose of tactile gential stimulation

DSM-5

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Fri 08/19/16 06:14 PM
Is a watermellon or a cantalope inanimate?...just curious, it's a living thing right?....don't even think about it, you savages....I was just hungry.tongue2

msharmony's photo
Fri 08/19/16 06:50 PM
laugh

BreakingGood's photo
Sun 08/21/16 03:20 PM
Damn Government! They just keep taking our freedoms away.

Well time to sell her....


darkowl1's photo
Sun 08/21/16 03:26 PM
I could see an older Vette or a Gumpert Apollo..(my last girlfriend had one, and damn it was sexy) but a van? unless it was a 70's van, because those were sex machines, but to have sex INSIDE the van, not out of it...laugh

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Sun 08/21/16 06:03 PM
A Dayton, Ohio man was arrested on Aug. 16th after allegedly fornicating in public…with a van.

Was it down by the river?


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