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Lpdon's photo
Fri 10/07/16 07:02 PM
A British woman misplaced a sex toy before realizing it was lodged inside her backside — still vibrating — forcing doctors to perform emergency surgery.

Emma Phillips, a 24-year-old student teacher from the town of Wallasey near Liverpool, was getting busy with boyfriend Lee Miller, 29, on Saturday morning when they couldn’t find their 7-inch-long vibrator.

She pressed on her stomach and could feel vibration, according to The Sun newspaper in London.

“We were looking around the bed in case it had fallen out,” Phillips said. “When I leaned on my stomach I could feel it vibrating — it was stuck low down and at one point was even wedged behind my hip.”
Desperate times called for desperate measures — and BBQ tongs.

“For a while Lee was suggesting all kinds of wonderful options,” she said. “He tried a kitchen fork handle, which we won’t be using again, and said he could feel it at one point but that it was too far up — it was a goner.”

She added: “He tried BBQ prongs too but after a certain point — after an hour of trying — we knew were going to have to go to hospital. We were both a bit shocked.”

The couple had been drinking, so they didn’t want to drive to the hospital. But explaining the mishap to an ambulance dispatcher was a whole other challenge.

“I had to make the most embarrassing call to the ambulance at 7 a.m.,” Phillips admitted. “The call handler said, ‘Tell me exactly what the problem is,’ so I had to tell him.”

An ambulance was quickly sent and the couple ended up at Wrexham Maelor Hospital in Wrexham, about 30 miles south of where their randy calamity happened.

“At that point it was just more surreal than anything,” Phillips said. “I didn’t feel much pain at that point — I was in too much shock.”

Doctors told Phillips the still-buzzing vibrator was too high up in her system to be manually removed, meaning they’d have to operate. She credited doctors for keeping her calm.

“The doctors were really good — they all moved quite quickly and were so reassuring telling me they saw it quite often which was quite a relief,” she said. “At first we were jokey about it but then realized it wasn’t much of a joke especially when there was talk of going through my stomach if they couldn’t get it.”

Once doctors removed the vibrator, they offered it to her as a souvenir. She declined.

Phillips groused that her boyfriend thought this was all a joke.
“Lee’s not been scarred by it — he just thinks it’s funny,” she said. “I think he should have one up his bum and take one for the team.”

http://nypost.com/2016/10/06/sex-toy-mishap/

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Annierooroo's photo
Fri 10/07/16 07:07 PM
rofl rofl rofl

I know I shouldn't laugh but the stupidity of some people.


TMommy's photo
Fri 10/07/16 07:08 PM

SitkaRains's photo
Fri 10/07/16 07:13 PM

rofl rofl rofl

I know I shouldn't laugh but the stupidity of some people.





IF this was Aprils 1st I wouldn't have believed it..
Dang People....

laugh rofl ill

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Fri 10/07/16 07:14 PM
surprised

Annierooroo's photo
Fri 10/07/16 07:16 PM


rofl rofl rofl

I know I shouldn't laugh but the stupidity of some people.





IF this was Aprils 1st I wouldn't have believed it..
Dang People....

laugh rofl ill

You wonder what goes on in some people's heads

Annierooroo's photo
Fri 10/07/16 08:01 PM

I'm wondering what else may have been misplaced slaphead


Ewwwwe rofl surprised sick

Lpdon's photo
Fri 10/07/16 08:17 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase stick a fork in it....... laugh

dust4fun's photo
Fri 10/07/16 10:03 PM
Yea, the manufacturers of those things really should be required to put a string or safety ring on them, what are they thinking. The people must have been required to do a public service announcement after that,why else would this be public information? Where is the link to the video :banana: sad oops

1Marie63's photo
Fri 10/07/16 10:22 PM
Oddly enough it really is not all that uncommon. I have seen it a few times at the hospital I work for. I have to wonder though if the couple contacted the media themselves...or if England does not have privacy laws for healthcare. In the U.S. violating HIPPA could cost you anywhere from $10-50K and is punishable by up to 10 yrs in prison for a first offense.
A public service announcement? I doubt that it's more likely they just wanted the attention.

Lpdon's photo
Fri 10/07/16 11:22 PM

Oddly enough it really is not all that uncommon. I have seen it a few times at the hospital I work for. I have to wonder though if the couple contacted the media themselves...or if England does not have privacy laws for healthcare. In the U.S. violating HIPPA could cost you anywhere from $10-50K and is punishable by up to 10 yrs in prison for a first offense.
A public service announcement? I doubt that it's more likely they just wanted the attention.


The woman contacted the media........

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Fri 10/07/16 11:34 PM
A late night trip to White Castle would have had that thing shooting out, first thing in the morning.:thumbsup:

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Fri 10/07/16 11:42 PM
And if she can't feel a vibrator buzzing against her internal organs, she has much bigger problems to worry about.winking

1Marie63's photo
Fri 10/07/16 11:54 PM


Oddly enough it really is not all that uncommon. I have seen it a few times at the hospital I work for. I have to wonder though if the couple contacted the media themselves...or if England does not have privacy laws for healthcare. In the U.S. violating HIPPA could cost you anywhere from $10-50K and is punishable by up to 10 yrs in prison for a first offense.
A public service announcement? I doubt that it's more likely they just wanted the attention.


The woman contacted the media........


That is the only scenario that makes any sense and that is just sad. Many places here in the U.S. she would have destroyed her future as a teacher as well.

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Sat 10/08/16 12:12 AM
Who would get a kick out of putting a toy up there anyway.

Or am I just shallow.

I never did find my car keys though :/

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Sat 10/08/16 12:20 AM
Edited by Lpdon on Sat 10/08/16 12:38 AM



Oddly enough it really is not all that uncommon. I have seen it a few times at the hospital I work for. I have to wonder though if the couple contacted the media themselves...or if England does not have privacy laws for healthcare. In the U.S. violating HIPPA could cost you anywhere from $10-50K and is punishable by up to 10 yrs in prison for a first offense.
A public service announcement? I doubt that it's more likely they just wanted the attention.


The woman contacted the media........


That is the only scenario that makes any sense and that is just sad. Many places here in the U.S. she would have destroyed her future as a teacher as well.


Some people will do anything for their thirty seconds of fame.......

I am still trying to work this out in my head though, she clearly cant feel the thing going up her butt and they lose it up there, then the guy tries to dig it out with a fork, then BBQ tongs.... Just how loose is her butt? shocked

Hell, they have to give me a sedative just to do a prostate exam on me! laugh

1Marie63's photo
Sat 10/08/16 12:26 AM




Oddly enough it really is not all that uncommon. I have seen it a few times at the hospital I work for. I have to wonder though if the couple contacted the media themselves...or if England does not have privacy laws for healthcare. In the U.S. violating HIPPA could cost you anywhere from $10-50K and is punishable by up to 10 yrs in prison for a first offense.
A public service announcement? I doubt that it's more likely they just wanted the attention.


The woman contacted the media........


That is the only scenario that makes any sense and that is just sad. Many places here in the U.S. she would have destroyed her future as a teacher as well.



Some people will do anything for their thirty seconds of fame.......

I am still trying to work this out in my head though, she clearly cant fell the thing going up her butt and they lose it, then the guy tries to dig it out with a fork, then BBQ tongs.... Just how loose is her butt? shocked

Hell, they have to give me a sedative just to do a prostate exam on me! laugh


slaphead rofl rofl rofl




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Sat 10/08/16 12:33 AM




Oddly enough it really is not all that uncommon. I have seen it a few times at the hospital I work for. I have to wonder though if the couple contacted the media themselves...or if England does not have privacy laws for healthcare. In the U.S. violating HIPPA could cost you anywhere from $10-50K and is punishable by up to 10 yrs in prison for a first offense.
A public service announcement? I doubt that it's more likely they just wanted the attention.


The woman contacted the media........


That is the only scenario that makes any sense and that is just sad. Many places here in the U.S. she would have destroyed her future as a teacher as well.


Some people will do anything for their thirty seconds of fame.......

I am still trying to work this out in my head though, she clearly cant fell the thing going up her butt and they lose it, then the guy tries to dig it out with a fork, then BBQ tongs.... Just how loose is her butt? shocked

Hell, they have to give me a sedative just to do a prostate exam on me! laugh

I beginning to wonder if it echoes.

HELLO HELlo Hello hellooooo

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Sat 10/08/16 02:08 AM




Oddly enough it really is not all that uncommon. I have seen it a few times at the hospital I work for. I have to wonder though if the couple contacted the media themselves...or if England does not have privacy laws for healthcare. In the U.S. violating HIPPA could cost you anywhere from $10-50K and is punishable by up to 10 yrs in prison for a first offense.
A public service announcement? I doubt that it's more likely they just wanted the attention.


The woman contacted the media........


That is the only scenario that makes any sense and that is just sad. Many places here in the U.S. she would have destroyed her future as a teacher as well.


Some people will do anything for their thirty seconds of fame.......

I am still trying to work this out in my head though, she clearly cant feel the thing going up her butt and they lose it up there, then the guy tries to dig it out with a fork, then BBQ tongs.... Just how loose is her butt? shocked

Hell, they have to give me a sedative just to do a prostate exam on me! laugh
laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 10/08/16 05:10 AM
Edited by isaac_dede on Sat 10/08/16 05:11 AM
This story reminds me of a line in a rap battle on youtube.

quote at this link http://www.facebook.com/lunarcofficial/posts/10150344745012770 *WARNING ADULT LANGUAGE*

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