Holly Madison is protecting her breast assets.

The former “Dancing with the Stars” contestant recently took out a $1 million insurance policy on her money makers with Lloyd’s of London.

“I’ve heard about people getting body parts insured and I thought, why not?,” Hugh Hefner’s ex told People of her financially secure décolleté. “If anything happened to my boobs, I’d be out for a few months and I’d probably be out a million dollars.”

The former “Girls Next Door” star said she took out the policy to “protect” herself–and her bosom–in her Las Vegas production, Peepshow.

“I thought I’d cover my assets,” she explained.


Lloyd’s of London has insured a number of famous body parts over the years, including Tina Turner’s legs, Celine Dion’s vocal cords and Jimmy Durante’s nose.

Madison was not the first celebrity to have her breasts protected by the famed British insurance company. Stripper and burlesque star Tempest Storm also had her assets insured by Lloyd’s of London for $1 million almost 60 years ago.

Which was a lot of money in those days.

Read more: http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/09/29/holly-madison-insures-her-figure-for-seven-figures/?test=faces#ixzz1ZOANjJr7

does this cover mastectomy reconstruction or deflation
of saline or silicone implants, stretch marks and nipple adjustment?

Who?

I wonder if she needs periodic inspections?

I dunno, but I volunteer to protect the assets!

There's a whole bunch of boobs in D.C. that I'd like to ensure for a million then send em on a cruise mid June about 220 km off the coast of baja towards Guadalupe Island then torpedo the mother****er!

Careful, that could be taken as a threat and the liberals love to squeal.

Warranty Exclusions:

We do not warranty Products against normal wear and tear (such as droop, sag, duct blockage, squeezing, suction, voluminous flow, bouncing, twiddling, push-up, tanning, russian usage, oiling, sand, side to side flapping, calisthenics, flotation, etc.), unauthorized modifications or alterations, improper use, improper maintenance, accident, misuse, negligence, damage, or if the Product is used for a purpose for which it was not designed. This Warranty gives you specific rights, and you may also have other rights which vary from state to state. Except for expressly stated in this Warranty, we shall not be liable for direct, indirect, incidental, or other types of damages arising out of, or resulting from the use of Product. This Warranty is in lieu of all other warranties, express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose

Just wondering what the insurance will cover! I want to see the
fine print!



Surely it won't cover inflation and deflation due to childbearing
and nursing! How about liver spots due to excessive tanning? How
about sag and stretch marks?



She might need to tap into that insurance to keep the girls perky
over the next couple of years!