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Wed 04/29/15 12:30 PM
Topic: why women's can't just stop being over possesive
I'm not the jealous type but what's mine is mine. End of story .
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Wed 04/29/15 10:41 AM
Topic: How Smart Are You ?
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Wed 04/29/15 10:45 AM


To All Single Men On Mingle!
I may not be perfect, But I'm smarter than your EX, and gonna be smarter than your NEXT.
So just you know.


So, you are going to remain single for the rest of your life.


I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law. I have the right to an attorney. If I cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for ME.
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Wed 04/29/15 10:36 AM
Topic: Dating & Relationship
Girlfriend for sex!?!
It's called Intimate Encounter, young man.
Meet with the intention of having sex.
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Wed 04/29/15 10:23 AM
Topic: How Smart Are You ?
To All Single Men On Mingle!
I may not be perfect, But I'm smarter than your EX, and gonna be smarter than your NEXT.
So just you know.
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Wed 04/29/15 10:13 AM
Topic: female 50 w/ service dog
Welcome&Good Luck flowerforyou
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Wed 04/29/15 10:10 AM
Topic: How do i know from a distance she is the right one
IF she makes you laugh, she's the right one for you.laugh
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Wed 04/29/15 07:34 AM
Topic: change user name
Unfortunately you can't.
You have to create new account and new email address.
Good Luck! waving
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Wed 04/29/15 07:00 AM
Topic: Mental Health Hotline!

Can i just speak to the operator..? :laughing:

Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.
How can I help you?
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Wed 04/29/15 06:10 AM
Topic: Mental Health Hotline!
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Wed 04/29/15 06:21 AM
Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 696969696969.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you. And thank you for calling the mental health hotline!

Have a nice day!
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Wed 04/29/15 05:46 AM
Topic: what u looking for here?
I'm looking for a cowboy
To take me for a ride
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Wed 04/29/15 05:12 AM
Topic: Here for friendship
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Wed 04/29/15 05:21 AM
Hello and welcome to the Mental Hospital.
Plenty of crazy people here.
I'm one of them.
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Wed 04/29/15 04:11 AM
Topic: Your Date Invites you Home
Your home tells the story of who you are.
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Wed 04/29/15 03:59 AM
Topic: need some advice maybe encouragement maybe just understandin
Don't lose HOPE you never know what tomorrow will bring.waving
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Tue 04/28/15 02:50 PM
Topic: Feminism vs Sexism
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Tue 04/28/15 02:59 PM
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Tue 04/28/15 01:49 PM
Topic: You have to lie to women
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Tue 04/28/15 01:06 PM
Topic: Feminism vs Sexism
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Tue 04/28/15 01:42 PM
I need feminism because a man pushed in front of me at McDonald's.explode
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Tue 04/28/15 12:20 PM
Topic: Feminism vs Sexism
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Tue 04/28/15 11:11 AM
Topic: Feminism vs Sexism
Are you feminist or sexist?
Many people wrongly associate feminism as man hating and the belief that women are better than men. Feminism is the fight for equality between the sexes, and if that's a belief you hold, you may find you were actually a feminist all along.
Personally I'm Neither Feminist, Nor Sexist.
BUT
If you sexist me, I feminist you!laugh
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Tue 04/28/15 09:00 AM
Topic: who would you pick to kiss on here - part 8
I want to kiss you with the grill of my car.
MUAH!
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Tue 04/28/15 03:06 AM
Topic: If anyone should be paid to get married, its the man!!!!!!!!
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Tue 04/28/15 03:14 AM
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