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Introduction!
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Topic:
Introduction!
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/03/15 10:43 AM
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I'm Coo_ella 99 smooches ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hello ![]() Nice to see you here. Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me. |
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Topic:
Introduction!
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/03/15 10:19 AM
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Oh really?
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I have PMS, a GPS and a GUN.
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Topic:
Introduction!
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/03/15 09:55 AM
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Introduce yourself humorously!
Use your imagination! Go ahead. Make my day! ![]() I am WONDER WOMAN, I wonder where I left my keys, I wonder where I put my purse, I wonder where are my glasses, I wonder where my money went, I wonder why I went upstairs, I wonder why I'm still SINGLE, I wonder why my life's a mess, I wonder where's my next EX, I wonder how come I'm not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize, maybe I already am. In fact I just wonder why I wonder ... And I'm so gratful to GOD to have this capacity to wonder. |
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Welcome&Good luck
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/03/15 08:56 AM
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Laughing gas.
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/03/15 08:42 AM
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I'm thinking about, I should behave myself wisely on the forums. I will not let anyone piss me off anymore. I don't want be banned again. I don't want to go to Mingle jail no more. Mexican jail are better than Mingle jail. I would rather to go to a Mexican jail than Mingle jail. Mingle jail is not fun at all. They arrested me without reading my Miranda rights. I had no right to an attorney. They put me in the isolation cell. The jail staff were making fun of me. No more Mingle jail ![]() ![]() ![]() Security!!!!!! ![]() No Hablo Ingles ![]() ![]() ![]() I speak 4 languages: Spanish, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real ****. |
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Hi Mariisa Who is Mariisa? Her name's Clarissa. ![]() |
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Topic:
Wast of time
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/03/15 07:50 AM
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I can tell you what I want!
I want a man that swims across the atlantic ocean just to be with ME. Am I asking for too much? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Anyway, Good luck in your search! ![]() |
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Getting a tad bored, just sitting here, sneezing, going through Kleenex like you wouldn't believe, and watching Medium. Time for a 2nd paracetamol I think ... I love watching Medium. ![]() |
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/03/15 07:31 AM
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I'm thinking about,
I should behave myself wisely on the forums. I will not let anyone piss me off anymore. I don't want be banned again. I don't want to go to Mingle jail no more. Mexican jail are better than Mingle jail. I would rather to go to a Mexican jail than Mingle jail. Mingle jail is not fun at all. They arrested me without reading my Miranda rights. I had no right to an attorney. They put me in the isolation cell. The jail staff were making fun of me. No more Mingle jail. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I'm not a violent person, but right now I want to break a bat over someone's head and beat tf out of the other.
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Topic:
On dating
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I don't need a man to solve my problems and spend money on me. I just need a man who doesn't create more problems and costs me money!
Am I asking for too much? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Topic:
I knew it all along...:)
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I am WONDER WOMAN, I wonder where I left my keys, I wonder where I put my purse, I wonder where are my glasses, I wonder where my money went, I wonder why I went upstairs, in fact I just wonder why I wonder ... And I'm so gratful to GOD to have this capacity to wonder.
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Topic:
On dating
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I want a man that has more balls than I do.
Am I asking for too much? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Topic:
On dating
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I want a man that fights a polar bear for ME.
Am I asking for too much? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Topic:
On dating
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sat 05/02/15 12:12 PM
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I want a man that swims across the atlantic ocean just to be with ME.
Am I asking for too much? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Topic:
On dating
Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sat 05/02/15 11:43 AM
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I want a man that walks on the water just for ME.
Am I asking for too much? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Topic:
On dating
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I want a man that stands beside me. Not in front of or behind me. Give me two arms that want to hold me not own me.
Am I asking for too much? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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