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Sun 05/03/15 11:00 AM

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Sun 05/03/15 10:40 AM
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Sun 05/03/15 10:43 AM

I'm Coo_ella 99 smooches waving and can serve food well-done or la flambe biggrin caterwaul to songs out loud, get lost while shopping whoa rofl

Hello flowerforyou
Nice to see you here.
Be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me.

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Sun 05/03/15 10:17 AM
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Sun 05/03/15 10:19 AM
Oh really?


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Sun 05/03/15 09:34 AM
I have PMS, a GPS and a GUN.

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Sun 05/03/15 09:31 AM
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Sun 05/03/15 09:55 AM
Introduce yourself humorously!
Use your imagination!
Go ahead. Make my day!

I am WONDER WOMAN, I wonder where I left my keys, I wonder where I put my purse, I wonder where are my glasses, I wonder where my money went, I wonder why I went upstairs, I wonder why I'm still SINGLE, I wonder why my life's a mess, I wonder where's my next EX, I wonder how come I'm not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize, maybe I already am.
In fact I just wonder why I wonder ... And I'm so gratful to GOD to have this capacity to wonder.

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Sun 05/03/15 09:20 AM
Welcome&Good luck

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Sun 05/03/15 08:53 AM
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Sun 05/03/15 08:56 AM
Laughing gas.

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Sun 05/03/15 08:27 AM
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Sun 05/03/15 08:42 AM


I'm thinking about,
I should behave myself wisely on the forums.
I will not let anyone piss me off anymore.
I don't want be banned again.
I don't want to go to Mingle jail no more.
Mexican jail are better than Mingle jail.
I would rather to go to a Mexican jail than Mingle jail.
Mingle jail is not fun at all.
They arrested me without reading my Miranda rights.
I had no right to an attorney.
They put me in the isolation cell.
The jail staff were making fun of me.
No more Mingle jail



Security!!!!!! smokin


No Hablo Ingles
I speak 4 languages: Spanish, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real ****.

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Sun 05/03/15 08:02 AM

Hi Mariisa

Who is Mariisa?
Her name's Clarissa. slaphead

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Sun 05/03/15 07:41 AM
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Sun 05/03/15 07:50 AM
I can tell you what I want!
I want a man that swims across the atlantic ocean just to be with ME.
Am I asking for too much?



Anyway, Good luck in your search!waving


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Sun 05/03/15 07:38 AM

Getting a tad bored, just sitting here, sneezing, going through Kleenex like you wouldn't believe, and watching Medium. Time for a 2nd paracetamol I think ...

I love watching Medium.

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Sun 05/03/15 07:25 AM
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Sun 05/03/15 07:31 AM
I'm thinking about,
I should behave myself wisely on the forums.
I will not let anyone piss me off anymore.
I don't want be banned again.
I don't want to go to Mingle jail no more.
Mexican jail are better than Mingle jail.
I would rather to go to a Mexican jail than Mingle jail.
Mingle jail is not fun at all.
They arrested me without reading my Miranda rights.
I had no right to an attorney.
They put me in the isolation cell.
The jail staff were making fun of me.
No more Mingle jail.


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Sun 05/03/15 05:54 AM
I'm not a violent person, but right now I want to break a bat over someone's head and beat tf out of the other.

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Sat 05/02/15 04:58 PM
I don't need a man to solve my problems and spend money on me. I just need a man who doesn't create more problems and costs me money!
Am I asking for too much?

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Sat 05/02/15 04:16 PM
I am WONDER WOMAN, I wonder where I left my keys, I wonder where I put my purse, I wonder where are my glasses, I wonder where my money went, I wonder why I went upstairs, in fact I just wonder why I wonder ... And I'm so gratful to GOD to have this capacity to wonder.

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Sat 05/02/15 03:35 PM
I want a man that has more balls than I do.
Am I asking for too much?

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Sat 05/02/15 02:33 PM
I want a man that fights a polar bear for ME.
Am I asking for too much?

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Sat 05/02/15 12:11 PM
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Sat 05/02/15 12:12 PM
I want a man that swims across the atlantic ocean just to be with ME.
Am I asking for too much?



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Sat 05/02/15 11:41 AM
Edited by WonderWoman48 on Sat 05/02/15 11:43 AM
I want a man that walks on the water just for ME.
Am I asking for too much?


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Sat 05/02/15 11:23 AM
I want a man that stands beside me. Not in front of or behind me. Give me two arms that want to hold me not own me.
Am I asking for too much?

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