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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Introduce yourself humorously!
Use your imagination! Go ahead. Make my day!  I am WONDER WOMAN, I wonder where I left my keys, I wonder where I put my purse, I wonder where are my glasses, I wonder where my money went, I wonder why I went upstairs, I wonder why I'm still SINGLE, I wonder why my life's a mess, I wonder where's my next EX, I wonder how come I'm not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize, maybe I already am. In fact I just wonder why I wonder ... And I'm so gratful to GOD to have this capacity to wonder. |
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This is going to cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show.
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/03/15 10:19 AM
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Oh really?
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I'm Coo_ella 99 smooches
 and can serve food well-done or la flambe  caterwaul to songs out loud, get lost while shopping  
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Haaiiii
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/03/15 10:43 AM
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I'm Coo_ella 99 smooches and can serve food well-done or la flambe caterwaul to songs out loud, get lost while shopping Hello  Nice to see you here. Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me. |
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2old2messaround because my other nick name was already used by someone on Mingle2 {noharleydudes}:
but I still get spammers & clowns galore & youngsters looking for their momma's  and I'm beyond all that! Not dead yet but I can't 2 step like I used 2, more of a slow waltz and stroll instead of a jazzy swing beat and rock & roll! 
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I come from places unknown with unknown reasons to be here with an unknown destination with unknown networks.
Don't wonder too much about the unknown as it'll probably give you a migraine 
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why yes I am a mommy
just not YOUR mommy 
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just not YOUR mommy  |
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I'm SassyEuro2 , both words of my user name describe me as how I see myself & others see me.
I'm Sassy because years ago, I was a quiet little mouse, always tried to be nice & give to others. Well that did NOT work for me, it just pleased everyone else. So now.. I say & do as I please & my favorite word is (saying) NO. *And profanity*  I identity as Euro-American / Native American (most of my family does). But all that I am, inside & out... would make my user name too damn long  And a user name & profile doesn't really tell us much anyway. I'm at the BEST time of my life. *many women over 40-50 yrs old say the same thing* I came here for forums in hopes of finding more people with an above average IQ & a touch of arrogance with wit. My mission has been successful. 
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Edited by
JustScribbles
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Sun 05/03/15 11:22 AM
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The Devil came down to Mingle, lookin' for some souls to steal.
He was in a bind, 'cuz he was way behind and willing to make a deal. Now, you turn a pretty good phrase, boy, but give the Devil 'is due. I'll bet this Scribbler of Gold against your soul and all ya gotta do is fool around and make some sounds; just gather me some strays, keep yourself from getting caught in the snare of some li'l miss that plays the game way, way better than you.  |
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Edited by
WonderWoman48
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Sun 05/03/15 11:34 AM
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I'm SassyEuro2 , both words of my user name describe me as how I see myself & others see me. I'm Sassy because years ago, I was a quiet little mouse, always tried to be nice & give to others. Well that did NOT work for me, it just pleased everyone else. So now.. I say & do as I please & my favorite word is (saying) NO. *And profanity* I identity as Euro-American / Native American (most of my family does). But all that I am, inside & out... would make my user name too damn long And a user name & profile doesn't really tell us much anyway. I'm at the BEST time of my life. *many women over 40-50 yrs old say the same thing* I came here for forums in hopes of finding more people with an above average IQ & a touch of arrogance with wit. My mission has been successful. So, you got 140 on IQ test, but not 160? One more thing, Sassy. Your mission is impossible.
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Hey YO! I am long past my prime and I might have an expiration date stamped on my butt, but I can't see it so dust me off because I'm not a creepy Elf on the Shelf clown that haunts your nightmares! (That job was taken by Pennywise).
Oh, Lord Heaven knows, we belong way down below. Oh Lord, tell us so, we belong way down below. Sing it. I'm only here because "Mr. Right" isn't gonna drop by and fall at my feet, and if he DID, I'd be calling 911 because OBVIOUSLY the guy would be in need of serious medical attention. And so would I because a guy landing on your feet can cause serious breakage and then I wouldn't be able to walk so that would be bad. Not the best way to pick up a girl, that's for sure.... |
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i just use my thumb and forefingers.
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Hi!
I'm RockGnome, and I'm an @..hole. Oops! Wrong meeting. 
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I am Sweetestgirl1. I am just funny. But it's not on purpose
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I wonder how come I'm not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look around at everyone and realize, maybe I already am. ... and the nurse is here to take you back to your padded room. 
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